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Humblebrags About My Dog

“Ughhh, I’m sooo tired, I jogged like three miles today with Angel. He has so much energy, it's crazy.”

“Yeah, sorry he’s a little scared of strangers ... I mean we got him from a shelter, so ...”

“Who's ‘we’? Oh, me and my boyfriend Mike. It’s stressful, I wish he was all mine, but no, we share him.”

“It's weird, I used to haaate mornings, but now I just smile when Angel wakes me up. I’m always annoying my coworkers with emails at like 6 a.m., LOL.”

“People are always stopping me on the street to tell me how ‘cute’ he is! It's like, hello!? He has a brain.”

“It’s just really overwhelming to be confronted with that kind of unconditional love. No, it’s more than love. Adoration. It really puts pressure on me to be a better person.”

“Oh my god it’s embarrassing when Mike pretends Angel is our son!”

"They say people with pets live longer, but it's like, oh great a few more years in this crazy place! No thank you."

"I hate how Amanda, my old camp friend, is allergic to dogs so she can never come over. :("

 

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Sarah Beller's writing has appeared or is forthcoming in The Fix, xoJane, Lilith Magazine, Salon and Take the Handle. You can follow her on Twitter @JulesBesch.



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Better to Eat You With

To be fair, if I don't tell people my dog's a rescue, I have no excuse for his apparent desire to rip their heads off, and just look like a shitty dog person.

dreeski

@Better to Eat You With
Yes! I am always having to excuse my dog's neurotic/psychotic behavior this way.

christonacracker

@dreeski I am always using "abandoned at the pound" for the reason my cat has no respect for the personal space of my houseguests.

jule_b_sorry

@Better to Eat You With I humblebrag with "he's a rescue", but it's because he's a french bulldog, which are usually really expensive, and I want to brag about how great a deal I got on my frou-frou dog. Suck it, everyone else in my nabe that paid full price for one! :P

Nutmeg

My friend has a dog who gets angry at you if you do anything to take attention away from him- like wear a hat, or make a funny noise, or have a phone.

Also once she walked me to the bus with the dog and after the bus left he kept jumping on cars trying to figure out which one I was in.

Summer Somewhere

@Nutmeg "like wear a hat" - I came over to my friend's house in a big floppy hat and skirt with petticoats last Halloween, and her mini pinscher hated me so much she jumped up and stabbed me with her nose multiple times, like the swordfish you can ride in Donkey Kong Country.

mk rilea

@Nutmeg dogs just don't trust people wearing hats...they hide your face which dogs want to see to determine whether or not you are a good person. seriously. my dog flips out at people wearing hats but if they take it off, he's fine (given that the person isn't a terrible person, i swear to god, he knows).

lamesauce

@Summer Somewhere oh my god Donkey Kong Country

Pound of Salt

@Summer Somewhere Enguarde!

Summer Somewhere

@Pound of Salt Yes!!

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

"Oh, I know, people tell me he's cute all the time, and then suddenly they segue into talking about how dogs can sometimes look like their owners? I don't know what they're talking about." *hair flip*

Megasus

Oh my God I brag about how cute my dog is all the time, but these are some pretty insufferable humblebrags. Props.

frigwiggin

Thank god there's no bragging about our cat. "Oh, Flat Tire? Yeah, she tore half the cover off the bottom of our boxspring and lives among the beams like a horror movie monster."

Theda Baranowski

@frigwiggin Ah, I see you have Dominick's longlost sister in psychosis. Does she also do wind sprints up and down the hall in the middle of the night, making you look up and go "why are uou so damn insane?"

christonacracker

@frigwiggin oh, my cat does that in the sofa, so it feels like gremins are trying to tickle your nether regions from inside the couch while you are watching movies.

christonacracker

@christonacracker isn't that also a three-legged cat? that makes it even better.

Mingus_Thurber

@christonacracker Maybe it's the drugs talking, but I am all about that.

fondue with cheddar

@christonacracker My cat hides out in the couch too, only there's no tickling because she's she's in there there is NO sign of her.

lavender gooms

@frigwiggin Ha ha. Oh, Isis? She bit through a string of lights on the tree (unplugged, because we know her too well) and peed on a pile of my stuff for no reason. And wakes up at 4:30 every morning to jump off the bed, scratch at the walls for a minute or so, only to immediately get back on the bed and go back to sleep.

frigwiggin

@lavender gooms

You'll never guess what Flat Tire did at 6:40 this morning! Yup, she stood up, puked all over me (well, on top of the comforter, at least--thank god), and curled up to nap. What a peach.

fondue with cheddar

@lavender gooms @frigwiggin Cats are such assholes. We'd kill them if they weren't so cute.

bocadelperro

My dog is way more popular than I am. It used to drive me nuts when I'd go to the liquor store sans corgi and people would say "oh hey you're HENRY'S mom! How's he doing?", but after a while, I've come to accept it. He's also significantly cuter, fuzzier, and friendlier than I am, so it makes sense. He's also a rescue, so there's that, too. (is this a humblebrag? am i doing this right?)

Megasus

@bocadelperro No I also have a corgi and he is definitely way more popular than me. I took him downtown a couple of weeks ago, and one girl actually squealed really loudly when she saw him.

bocadelperro

@Megano! oh yeah, the squealing gets annoying. my dog definitely answers to omigodhowCUUUTE and it's a CORGI! as well as his name

Bittersweet

@bocadelperro and Megano! CORGI LOVE THREAD. The two most common things people say about my dog are, "OMG, how cute!" and "What kind of dog is that?" My usual humblebrag response to the latter involves mentioning the Queen.

lorenzo

@bocadelperro I only know the people in our apartment complex by their dogs' names. Likewise, I am only recognized for being "Aska's mommy." My humblebrag: "Oh, yeah, her dapple coloring is really unusual. She's a daschund mixed with we-don't-know-what that we got from a rescue."
She kind of looks like this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/111494325/hank-the-daschund-10-x-8-print

fondue with cheddar

@lorenzo Haha. I used to have a neighbor who had a dog named Jake. I have no idea what his name was, he was just "Jake's Dad".

Your dog sounds adorable! The only dachshund mix I've ever seen was with a German shepherd. He was basically a full-sized shepherd with tiny little legs. He didn't even look real.

Trilby

@fondue with cheddar Now I'm trying to imagine how a German shepherd could ever possibly mate with a dachshund. They wouldn't line up....

NeverOddOrEven

@Bittersweet
I got my first dog 2-3 months ago, and she's a corgi/chihuahua mix. We named her Chaka Khan, though Jane Curtin and Mama Cass were strong contenders.
Anyway, my humble brags are usually some variation on #1, #4 and #5. We got her thinking she wouldn't be too high-demand since both breeds are relatively chill, but she's SUPER athletic and energetic. She's got short hair so you can see how muscular she is. Between that and her face she almost looks like a miniature pit bull. But with big stupid ears that people find adorable when she bolts 100 yards to greet them by jumping all over their legs.
We're working on it.

fondue with cheddar

@Trilby I know! I have no idea which one was the male and which was the female. Neither way seems like it should work, though.

fondue with cheddar

@NeverOddOrEven Big, stupid ears are the best.

so what?

@fondue with cheddar Goddd that just brought back memories of my cousin's neighbor's dog when I was a kid. Pretty sure it was the same mix and, jesus, what a weird looking dog.

fondue with cheddar

@so what? Right? Your cousin didn't live in Collingswood, NJ by chance, did they? I know it's a longshot but that has to be a pretty rare mix. Or was your cousin's neighbor mean? Because they said the dog's a previous owner who used to beat it. :(

so what?

@fondue with cheddar Ha, no, staunchly Midwest and not particularly mean (though maybe a tiny be neglectful). I wonder how many giant-bodied, short-legged dogs are out there...

fondue with cheddar

@so what? Somebody needs to make a tumblr.

whateverlolawants

@so what? I recently saw a dapple Great Dane-Bassett hound mix. He was the silliest-looking dog I have ever seen. Looked like a seal with a Great Dane-shaped face, big, stupid ears and comically short legs.

Bittersweet

@Trilby My good friend had 2 corgi-German shepherd mixes, Obi and Ben, when we were in grad school together. I never quite figured out how their parents made it work...and maybe I didn't want to think about it too much?

fondue with cheddar

@whateverlolawants @Bittersweet Oh my goodness, they all sound so goofy and adorable.

bocadelperro

@bocadelperro my neighbor had a golden/corgi mix. It looked like a golden retriever who had been through a planer (very Dug-Like). Some corgis are actually quite big--Henry is around 40 pounds when he's in top condition.

Bittersweet

@fondue with cheddar Holy crap, that is the BEST TUMBLR EVER. My husband and I are heartbroken this afternoon about the news out of CT, and that website is just what we needed. Thanks!

@bocadelperro 40 pounds? Wow...our Winnie is 25-26. She's on the small side of corgi.

bocadelperro

@Bittersweet yup. he's huge. here he is with one of my parents' corgis, 20-pounder. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgqg0x7So1qkpzsmo1_500.jpg

Megasus

@Bittersweet Cardigans can be about 40 pounds, they're a lot bigger than Pembrokes.
OMG THE ENGLISH BULLDOG CROSS IS SO CUTE.

fondue with cheddar

@Bittersweet Along the same line, check out what @Lily Rowan shared on the open thread. Watch the water bottle video. http://goodstuffhappenedtoday.tumblr.com/

Bittersweet

@Megano! Oh right...for some reason I just assumed he was Pembroke. Sorry! Prejudice on my part. Cardigans are awesome too.

bocadelperro

@Bittersweet if you're talking about Henry, he is a Pembroke, actually (although we suspect he has a lot of Cardi in him)

Megasus

@bocadelperro yeah, he's definitely got something in him that makes him so big! Cuz he doesn't look overweight. Darwin is only 30 lbs and if he hits like 31 or 32 the vet is like, "DON'T LET HIM GET FAT," cuz it's really bad for them.

bocadelperro

@Megano! yeah he's a rescue from N. Arizona, and I suspect that his parents were herding dogs up on the Navajo Reservation. According to a Navajo buddy of mine, that's about the size they want them to deal with the sheep up there. Also he understands commands in Navajo, which is pretty cool, except I don't speak it! (omg. more humblebragging)

Megasus

@bocadelperro that's pretty cool!

bocadelperro

@Megano! yeah, my dog is more popular than me for a reason: he's waaay cooler than I am

whateverlolawants

@bocadelperro ...said "mouth of the dog" :)

frealtho

@lorenzo Maybe not a mix, maybe a piebald dachshund? It's what we have, in a long-haired version and she's both lovely and hilarious.

laurel

A couple of my dogs have been deaf and trained with hand signals. I can humblebrag about my benevolent rescuer status without saying a word.

I am the worst.

Martita

@laurel I think every dog should be trained with hand signals. Who wants to be yelling at the dog to sit when guests come over? And what if you have laryngitis?

Mingus_Thurber

The late lamented Max was a rescue, and was such a cool dog that this happened:

Scene: Late evening, on a weekend, the doorbell rings:

Neighbor: "Uh. . .we've got some people over next door. Wanna come over for a beer?"
Me: "Thanks, but I'm really beat. Maybe next time?"
Neighbor: "Would it be okay if Max came over? There are a lot of girls that want to meet him."

So my dog went to my neighbor's party and was still there when I got up at 4:30 the next morning to go to work. I'm not even gonna try and be humble about that one.

fondue with cheddar

@Mingus_Thurber He must have LOVED IT. :)

bocadelperro

@Mingus_Thurber something similar happened to me once, when I was housesitting for my parents (who also have corgis). A (very drunk) neighbor, who also owns corgis showed up at midnight and announced that all of the corgis needed to be at her birthday party, mine included. Since my dog won't go anywhere without me (he's a rescue with separation anxiety), I had to go too. She was slightly miffed about that part.

the ghost of amy lee

I just got my retired racing greyhound about a month ago, and he is already WAY more popular than I am. When I take him on walks through the neighborhood, people will say "hi Carlos!" and pet him, or just whisper to each other about "that greyhound." Today was the best day though. A kid came up to me and asked why I was walking a deer.

dreeski

@the ghost of amy lee
I wish my German Shepherd Jax were popular. She is delightful at home, but deeply suspicious of anyone who is not me, my husband or my kids. Mostly the people in the neighborhood just head in the other direction when we walk her. We are known as the "people with THE DOG".

travelmugs

@dreeski I'm not a dog owner yet, but I loved taking my friend's adorable mutt through our old neighborhood. A little girl came up and without even asking me if he was friendly, got down on the ground, mouth kissed the pup and said "I LOVE YOU."

the ghost of amy lee

@dreeski it is hard taking a sensitive dog out in public. I used to walk my boyfriend's mom's english bull terriers, and one of them was blind and would bite anyone who was unfamiliar. I had to walk them separately so that I could maintain control over the blind one. It always confused the neighbors since they were nearly identical dogs, but the non blind one was the SWEETEST thing ever, and the blind one was super scary. I put a red bandana on the blind one to use as an identifier, but I still had to be wary of people who weren't familiar with us.

dreeski

@the ghost of amy lee
It's so frustrating, especially since we know how incredibly far she's come. I really appreciate the neighbors who know this and acknowledge her progress while still maintaining their distance. Last week a woman yelled out "she amazes me!" as she ran by... made my day!

PistolPackinMama

@the ghost of amy lee I may have bought my brother's newly acquired rescue greyhound a Christmas present. I haven't bought anyone else one yet, though.

I'm Right on Top of that, Rose

@the ghost of amy lee A deer! Amazing.

so what?

@the ghost of amy lee My parents have a white German Shepherd and anytime I walk her through my neighborhood when I'm watching her, people always cross the street, then shout, "Is that a wolf?"

Also my brother's dog is an enormous Dutch Shepherd, but she is the sweetest, most gentle dog in the world. I was walking her one day when two little girls came up to pet her and the dog licked one of their faces. The little girl squealed and said, "She kissed me!" and the other little girl promptly stuck her face right next to the dog's mouth in an attempt to get a kiss as well. It was the best.

God, I could talk about dogs all damn day.

the ghost of amy lee

@so what? Pets are the best! I get to talk about my cat almost every day because I have a tattoo of a portrait of her on my arm, so people ask me about her all the time. My dog looks so goofy that people are always asking about him when we are out on walks. So many people have never seen them in person!

Here is a picture of him all bundled up! http://i.imgur.com/b9OAs.jpg

whateverlolawants

@so what? White German Shepherds are so beautiful! I would be crossing the street to pet her.

Dances With Nerds

@the ghost of amy lee That used to happen to my parents with their rescue greyhound! Absolutely the best dogs.

PistolPackinMama

@whateverlolawants My BFF's dog is a white German shepherd. He is gorgeous. He's also sweet. And likes to guard all the things. Toys. People. Herd them into a pack and then guard them! GUARD THEM!

Anyway. If he were a person, he would totally be an awesome 2nd grade teacher and T-ball coach, or the best physical therapist you ever had. Smart, sweet, and attuned.

ourlightsinvain

I started laughing the moment I saw the title, that's how true this is. XD XD

This is why I avoid the term "rescue" as a noun to refer to my cat; she IS a stray who turned up on my porch, but the less I say I rescued something, the better, unless I actually dove into a roiling stream or something to fish the cat out, in which case I think I deserve to brag. Just maybe not humble-.

Seriously though, the calling-out of the humblebrag as a cultural phenomenon is one of the more vindicating things to happen to me over the past couple years.

fondue with cheddar

@ourlightsinvain Both my cats were strays, but I only call one a rescue because she was declawed and therefore really needed to be rescued. The other one just adopted me.

NeverOddOrEven

@ourlightsinvain
Here is doesn't seem to be so common to say "rescue", but when asked where they came from the answer is almost always a shelter. If not than it's a friend, relative, neighbor, etc.
I've heard that spaying/neutering and adopting just isn't as common in the southern states as it is in the north (our dog was trucked up from Georgia and my sister's came from Oklahoma), so "rescues" are just sort of the default? Not anything to brag about.

fondue with cheddar

@NeverOddOrEven Yeah, "rescue" doesn't really seem like a braggable thing unless you saved it from a burning building or something like @ourlightsinvain said.

My boyfriend rescued a cat who was a stray in an apartment complex, and the neighborhood kids were always chasing her, throwing rocks at her, and beating her with sticks. That sure as hell was a rescue, but it wasn't an act of bravery, just common decency.

whateverlolawants

@NeverOddOrEven Yeah, it's less common. Indiana isn't a southern state, but spaying/neutering is less common here too. :( I used to volunteer at a rural shelter, and we would truck dogs to New Hampshire, where there was apparently a PAW-city of adoptable pets.

And most people I know got their dog at a shelter or from people they knew. If people are getting them from breeders or pet stores, they're not admitting it.

whateverlolawants

@fondue with cheddar My family rescued our beagle from neighbors who planned to put her to sleep the next day, simply because she had a limp. A limp that was their fault for neglecting her. The dog ran away and we picked her up. I went over to see if it was their dog, and the woman told me they were putting her to sleep tomorrow, but we could take her in for that and she'd pay us back. "It's only $20, but if you tell them you found her as a stray, they'll probably do it for free." I said, "Okay... I'll ask my mom," so she wouldn't get suspicious and ask for her back. And I have never spoken to that wicked witch again.

Not brave, but definitely the decent thing to do.

fondue with cheddar

@whateverlolawants A LIMP? That's deplorable. I'm so glad she ran over to your house!

whateverlolawants

@fondue with cheddar Me too! She's so sweet and funny. :)

the ghost of amy lee

@ourlightsinvain You can't walk 10 feet with your dog in Austin without someone shouting "RESCUE?!?" and if you say yes, they'll say "GOOD JOB!" So silly.

Ialdagorth

God, I have no humblebrag material about my dog, besides her being from a foster place. I love her dearly but she's the least doglike dog I have ever owned.

"Hey yeah this is my dog. Yeah she really DOES hate long walks on nice days, it's pretty strange! And the laughter of children, and other dogs, and 98% of people, and happiness and light and love. No, she probably won't let you pet her, but she WILL sneak up on you once you walk by and shove her cold nose dangerously close to your ass. Her favorite night time hobby is jumping in and out of the bathtub for some reason! Yes, she's always like this!"

In her defense, she has learned to tolerate my three year old niece's affection, once I explained to my niece that my dog is a cranky old lady and a jerk, and must be treated thusly. An hour later I come into the room and my niece is gently petting my dog's ear while whispering "Him not a jerk! Him a good dog!" NOW WHO IS THE JERK. *tear*

It's me. I'm the jerk now.

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@christonacracker My cat hides out in the couch too, only there's no tickling because she's she's in there there is NO sign of her. free netflix account

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