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Thursday, December 6, 2012

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Get This Look: Rainforest Animals

Poison Arrow Frog

Poison Dart Frogs (also known as Poison Arrow Frogs) are native to Central America, and are known for being brightly colored, getting it on — producing so many babies every year — and being poisonous, to varying degrees. That part of their name comes from people using their poison to tip blow darts or arrows. The frog part of their name comes from them being frogs. They're endangered, so please stop stepping on them. And you think they don’t notice you glaring at them from across the room, but they do, and it hurts their feelings — it’s not their fault they're toxic as a defense against predation. As Gaga says, they were born this way.

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Poison Dart Frog
Poison Dart Frog, featuring Honey Punch neon pink shirt / Juicy Couture skinny fit jeans / Nine West skimmers shoes / CC SKYE yellow bracelet, $81 / Bardot gold earrings, $16 / American Apparel neon nail polish

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The Sloth

Sorry, I didn’t see you come in there, I was too busy being mesmerized by the slow-moving, seductive glory that is the sloth. This three-toed delight is a mammal — just like you! Presumably! Although they now live in trees, there used to be sloths who lived on the ground, but they shared the same slow-moving tendencies as their tree-dwelling pals, and now they are no more — not because they were eaten or killed, but because armies of ladies charged the forest, making them pets and carrying them around in baby-carriers, because “they think they’re people!” Also there's a type of sloth called Hoffman’s Two-Toed Sloth, which is maybe the best thing to yell when you're startled.

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The SlothThe Sloth, featuring bb dakota Chain necklace / Serena & Lily Tassled & Striped Hammock – Natural/Ebony / Eva Solo – Salad Spin-Dryer, $78

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The Macaw

Don’t you dare go around confusing Macaws with Macaques when you visit my house, because I'll give you all the side eye I can spare and then say, “You mean Macaws. Macaques, I think you’ll find, are monkeys.” And that is why my dinner parties include only me, and my aging, nearly toothless Persian cat. Macaws are the glorious, brightly colored parrots most often seen on pirates’ shoulders, saying sassy things that take a movie from G to PG, if you know what I’m saying. Macaws are hilarious, and they also eat clay. Who knows why? (A lot of scientists, actually — it's to get sodium that they don’t normally find in tree nuts.) Sometimes in Brooklyn you’ll look up and be like, “SHIT! THAT IS A MACAW!” But while you are correct in having spotted a parrot, you're wrong about the type. That’s okay, though, Brooklyn parrots are special, too.

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MacawMacaw, featuring Equipment long sleeve shirt, $375 / Acne coat, $1,235 / Levi’s Made & Crafted skinny leg jeans, $225 / Irregular Choice shoes / Asuka Shikinami Black Eye Patch Rebuild of Evangelion

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Rebecca Jane Stokes is a writer living in Brooklyn. She's an editor at Fempop, and spends a large amount of her time pretending to be a mildly evil cat on the internet.



20 Comments / Post A Comment

fondue with cheddar

EYEPATCH.

Also, the "poison dart" earrings are a nice touch.

milenakent

Every time I see a new batch, my mind is blown.@n

purefog

Speaking of frogs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mCSeeUJL_2Y

gobblegirl

-"Hey, what are you up to tonight?"
-"Oh, nothing special. Just chillin' in my hammock, wearing my furry coat, eating plain lettuce out of a bucket."
-"K cool. Mind if I come over?"

Valley Girl

@gobblegirl I really need someone to explain that salad spinner to me!

Megasus

@Valley Girl Sloths just chill out and eat leaves all day man

Probs

"Hoffman's Two-Toed Sloth!" is what I will now yell when startled.

fb100003964691892

Asuka Shikinami (Langley Soryu if you're nasty) eyepatch? That made my whole goddamn day.

frigwiggin

I would wear the shit out of that macaw outfit. Other than the eyepatch, maybe. (Is it ableist/appropriative for a fully-sighted person to wear an eyepatch just for fun?)

frigwiggin

@frigwiggin P.S. What has been up with the comments lately? I know I'm not the only one getting periodically frozen out.

Valley Girl

@frigwiggin Sometimes my thumbs-ups are blocked! Usually I reload the page and it fixes it.

Cawendaw

@frigwiggin It only seems to happen when the Samsung Galaxy adds are up. I have to reload until I get the romance novels.

PistolPackinMama

@frigwiggin ME TOO.

I love these posts so!

PatatasBravas

@frigwiggin OMG DANCE WITH ME this is the first time my comment has shown up in two full days. I got very mad about it earlier today. Either merely clicking "reply" sent me shooting to the top of the page without letting me actually type anything, or I'd type it out and hit the reply button, and it wouldn't display anything.

Also fucking pop up adds everywhere, boo, but whatever everyone's got to make money somehow.

BUT THE REAL POINT OF MY COMMENT, which I thought yesterday, was that I too adore this outfit and this series of Get This Look is one of my favorite recurring features. Love love love.

mabellegueule

I would never glare at you poison dart frog!! You are awesome and the clothes you inspire are awesome! I would hug it out if it wasn't for, well, you know...

LacunaKale

I never knew before now how much I needed parrot boots.

Marquise de Morville

I want to dress like a Macaw but only own closer to the Sloth look. I love reading these posts!

Valley Girl

I had to watch a Youtube video to understand how that salad spinner works. It's pretty amazing.

PS I love this column <3

cherrispryte

SLOTHY SLOTH. I might be wearing a remarkably similar necklace to the one pictured. Sloths are the bestest.

DebraSanto

Hello there! I know this is kinda off topic but I'd figured I'd ask. Would you be interested in exchanging links or maybe guest writing a blog article or vice-versa?
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