Ann Friedman’s Best Things of 2012

The Best Thing I Dislocated This Year: My shoulder.

The Best Thing I Scotch-Guarded This Year: My new area rug. (ADULTHOOD!)

The Best Thing I Instagrammed This Year (According To Likes): Said rug.

The Best Thing I Instagrammed This Year (According To Me): Elaborate scene of naked Barbie orgy around a pitcher of bloody Marys. 

The Best Thing I Did Immediately After Getting Fired This Year: Got super baked and drank a coconut kale smoothie.

The Best Thing I Watched On YouTube This Year: http://youtu.be/FITruoZekCI.

The Best Thing I Did For A Childhood Crush This Year: “Deeply moved” him.

The Best Thing I Saw In A Thrift Store This Year: Someone buying a used Hitachi Magic Wand.

The Best Thing I Took Home This Year: 25-year-old surfer.

The Best Thing I Drunk-Googled This Year: “Mom dancing to Skrillex.”

The Best Thing I Spoon-Fed My Friend’s Chicken This Year: Yogurt.

The Best Thing I Asked My Landlord To Do This Year: Shop-Vac a rat out of my toilet.

Ann Friedman also makes pie charts.

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