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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

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The big headline in Philadelphia on our wedding day read: "Water-main break floods Old City." We got the call about five hours before showtime that half our wedding party had lost water and needed to borrow showers at the hotel. Next, the salon called saying they were shut down, but were headed our way to set up a makeshift beauty parlor in the bridal suite — where we promptly blew all the fuses, sending stylists, bridesmaids, flower girls and mothers hither and yon to finish getting ready. It was absolutely hilarious. Our friend and photographer, Clayton Hauck, had eyes on the whole shebang. At end of this photo gallery, he relays his favorite anecdote from the evening.



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florabora

Awwww, yay! (my full thoughts on the matter)

carolinaclay

This cool thumbs up :)@y

muddgirl

I think our collective adoration of Jane is bringin' down Clayton Hauck's website. Sorry Clayton!

liverwortlaura

@muddgirl this seems like a pretty great claim to fame for Jane! But I want to see photooooos

Jane Marie

@muddgirl I warned him. I WARNED HIM!

bookbike

@muddgirl OMG your Flowers, Cake, Location, your FACE!! Everything was beautiful - congrats!

SarahP

All the pictures are gorgeous, but I actually teared up when I got to the picture of you guys walking away down the aisle together. YOU BOTH LOOK SO HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Also, dancing Ira Glass?!

meetapossum

@SarahP I just came down here to mention dancing Ira!

Judith Slutler

@SarahP ummmmm I need to see dancing Ira Glass, no wonder Clayton's website is overloaded!

Slutface

@SarahP My cat's name is IraGlass. I showed him that picture and he put his paw on the screen in approval.

retrovertigo

@SarahP I actually shouted, "Aw Ira! I want Ira at my wedding!" when I got to that photo.

My god, Jane, you and yours are a mighty fine looking bunch of people. Mighty fine.

Peanut

@SarahP Oh my god and he's dancing to Ignition?? BEST!

Congrats, Jane! You both look so happy and beautiful!

spillikin

@SarahP i was more-or-less fine until i read that line. ira glass! ignition remix! aaaah.

that wedding looks like it was too much fun. congratulations!

meetapossum

The shoes. Jane, THE SHOES!

Jane Marie

@meetapossum for the record: i got them used AND damaged off ebay :) (but they were still a ridiculous purchase.)

meetapossum

@Jane Marie Totally worth it. They are awesome!

EpWs

@meetapossum Came here to say this, JESUS GOD JANE, THOSE SHOES.
<3 <3 <3

saul "the bear" berenson

@meetapossum Yes, came down here to say THE SHOES!!!!!!!! AND ALSO CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Nicole Cliffe

EVERYONE STOP CLICKING THROUGH IN DROVES SO I CAN ACCESS THE WEBSITE. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

Ophelia

@Nicole Cliffe I second this post.

noodge

JAANNNNE!!!! you got married in PHILLY?!?!?! I knew as soon as I saw the main picture - i can't wait to see the rest!

fb100003964691892

The Hairpin mass is too great for this simple photography site so I haven't seen all the photos but your alter with all of the candles and that magnificent portrait took my breath away. Congratulations!

bananab0at

the Hairpin needs a series about growing up with a super hot mom. jane?

Bittersweet

@bananab0at A super hot mom with Sass and Verve.

SeaMoney

JANE! Your mom is amazing! Wow! Wow! The one of her with the beer! And it hair!

Killerpants

@bananab0at Right? I mean jesus, we certainly know where Jane got her beauty.

NeverOddOrEven

@Killerpants
And style. Her Mom's dress is amazing, too. The picture of them both is lovely and she should (will) cherish it, and ohmygod I wish I had a wedding and mother like that.

Jane Marie

@bananab0at aw shucks, guys. and my mom made her dress! isn't it rad?

Killerpants

@Jane Marie STOP IT she did not. Wow. Dress is rad, mom is rad.

Reginal T. Squirge

I saw the one photo of the dude picking up the garter and thought, "Oh, snap! Jane is so gangster she had people shooting dice at her wedding!"

I was looking at this on my phone.

charlesbois

thoughts: the littlest flower girl looks like taylor swift; is that Edith, if so wow is she gorgeous; ugh Jane looks regal like a queen in every photo - perfect hair and incredible flowers.

Clare

How lovely! And who did your flowers?

null

That picture of Edith!!!!! Holy moly. These photos are all so good.

heyhaley

@klaus RIGHT?!

katiemcgillicuddy

@klaus Seriously, is it a rule that you have to be gorgeous to run this site?

thebestjasmine

@klaus The one with someone putting a flower in her hair? Dear God, Edith, why are you so pretty?

OhMyGoshYouGuys

Jane, you forgot to make your wedding a Pin-up. These are probably the best wedding photos I've ever seen. Classy with a sense of humor. With special guest, Ira Glass.

rosaline

The flower girls look like little fairies, and it's adorable.

slough

I cannot get over how beautiful those pictures are. Congratulations, Jane!

City_Dater

Gorgeous! And the flower girls are so cute!

Jane Marie

@City_Dater thanks! my dad made them.

Faintly Macabre

Aaahhh I didn't know you were getting married in Philly! (Not that I would have crashed your wedding or anything, at least, probably not...) I have stood across the street from that storefront so many times waiting for the 44! I always try to look-without-looking for creepy customers when I walk past or take the bus past it.

Nicole Cliffe

OKAY. JESUS. WHAT? HOW? HUMANS? EVERYONE IN THESE PICTURES WAS BORN TO A HUMAN MOTHER? THIS IS NOT LOGAN'S RUN?

<3 u always, jane-ie

Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole Cliffe Also? If there was an accompanying "click here to buy the products used on these so-called human people," I would dislocate my clicking finger.

Jane Marie

@Nicole Cliffe i <3 YOU nicole. how about we get married next time?

melis

@Jane Marie EVERYONE KNOWS I GET NICOLE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MR. NICOLE

melis

I was going to use his real name and then I realized I didn't know to what extent you guys referred to your family members with real names on this site? And then I felt proud of myself for respecting boundaries and then I realized I was implying that I hoped Nicole because available in the near future because something terrible happened to her partner, so I guess that kind of nullifies the pride thing.

Nicole Cliffe

@melis "Oh, it's fine, darling."

(stage whisper)

"Melis would watch 'The Descent' with me."

thisisunclear

A library wedding!
The shoes!
Flower girls that make me rethink my hate of children at weddings!
I die.
Dead.

RNL
RNL

I was like "wow, who is the chick channeling Lana Del Ray" and it was Edith.

stonefruit

@When robot unicorns attack seriously. EEEEEEEEDITH. And JAAAAAAANE. And JAAAAAAANE'S MOM. So many lovely lovely women!

KeLynn

@When robot unicorns attack - my train of thought exactly!

fruiting body

@When robot unicorns attack Yes, was just coming down here to make sure I wasn't the only one who thought Edith looked just like Lana Del Ray!

Passion Fruit

I literally gasped when I saw this, then opened it a new tab to save for later to enjoy.

Forever yours,
Internet Creep

Passion Fruit

@Passion Fruit Ahhhh, you guys look so gorgeous! Jane, your face, your outfit, your totally on-point cat eyes! And your husband's a looker, too. Also the entire wedding party -- that's alot of attractive people in one place. Anyways, congratulations, newlyweds! <3

iceberg

Girl your husband is handsome, like if the Kennedys had actually been good-looking.Of course you look gorgey but we already knew that.

rebecca the brave

The word for this is BEAUTIFUN.

Drew Zandonella-Stannard@facebook

@fancyschmancy WORD. Congratulations, Jane!

OhMarie

GIRL. You look amazing. Also I am a comedy nerd and I think I am familiar with the new husband. If I am correct, he is hilarious, so good work on that front.

Blondsak

@OhMarie I KNEW I recognized him! Oh my goodness Jane!!!!!!!!! Did you two meet when he was on TAL? I knew that show brought people together, but!

nine

Ahhhhh these are SO GORGEOUS!

Can I ask who did your hair & makeup? I'm getting married in Philly in 6 months, but I live in LA and I have NO idea how to go about finding a good stylist from across the country!

Jane Marie

@nine my new cousin, Kerri, and the rest of the crew at Head Area. they were so wonderful to work with, especially considering the circumstances. and affordable!

double paw?

@Jane Marie your new cousin cuts my hair! she's great!

Jane Marie

@double paw? right?! i scored.

nine

@Jane Marie Thanks for the recommendation! You and your posse look so lovely, they must be double amazing for making it happen with no water or power!!

honey cowl

OH MY GOD. Speechless. That dress. That Ira. That couple. That sosfdkjwaklw.

laurel

I have the strangest feeling, right in my heart. It's kind of... warm?

hahahaha, ja.

@laurel: Warm like you peed your pants, but ... your heart?

laurel

@hahahaha, ja. Exactly like heart pee.

thebestjasmine

FLAWLESS HAIR. And the flowers! And the shoes! Everyone is so pretty, and these photos are great. Yay Jane!

beanie

@thebestjasmine I'm so impressed she did the Betty hair from Rome! I love it!!

archiviiiiiist

THE LIBRARY. I am dead now, see you all in heaven where maybe my dream wedding is half as gorgeous as this one.

Katie Walsh

At first, the page wouldn't load. Then it loaded ONLY SOME. I was starting to panic. FINALLY I GOT EM!!

Love love love! Timeless and classic and gorgeous and <3!!!! <3 J + J (and E)!!!

PS- Better than the royal wedding photoz

Daisy Razor

Oooooh, the library! I want all of those card catalogs. I want A HOUSE made of those card catalogs.

And the picture of you and your mom is epic! And you're all so gorgeous! Whee, wedding!

phipsi

SUPERFAB!!!!

I love it all, especially Ira dancing.

nerdicity

JANE you looked wonderful! So beautiful. Also, if I am not mistaken, you got married at the Mutter Museum, the museum of medical oddities (Soap Lady, giant skeleton, etc)?

Jane Marie

@nerdicity you are not mistaken!

nerdicity

@Jane Marie I love that place. I work in medical education and as giant nerds my coworkers and I have been there quite often.

MoxyCrimeFighter

@nerdicity YOU CAN DO THAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT. Well, dang it, I guess I have to have a wedding now.

anachronistique

@Jane Marie THAT IS THE RADDEST. Congrats!

NeverOddOrEven

@MoxyCrimeFighter
Yea, I think you can marry just about anywhere!
One of my good friends went to Colorado with her fiance and a handful of family members, got a license, then married themselves in the dinosaur exhibit at the Science Museum.

Married themselves. In a Science Museum. Dinosaurs.

theotherginger

@nerdicity I think they were featured on a practical wedding!

annebee

Amazing photos! I am totally hairpin-fangirling all over them right now.

stonefruit

Okay each time I go back, there are more photos! It's like some kind of amazing present!

lagreen

Oh, Jane. Thank you so much for sharing this with all of us! What a beautiful wedding. It looks like it was wonderful celebration of love and life. Congratulations, and this Philly girl hopes Philadelphia treated you well (aside from the municipal mishaps!).

Elmo Keep

DENIM FOREVER! AAAAAAAAH, congrats Jane!!

leylusha

Jane looks like Jackie O, if Jackie had more proportional facial features! Congratulations on your beautiful face- I mean, wedding!

Sefe

Congratulations, Jane!

blueblazes

I am contacting my wedding photographer to add Ira to all of our dance pix.

twinkiesandwine

@blueblazes At first I was like, 'hey there was a dude there who totally looks like Ira Glass! how cool!' because I'm a dope.

j-i-a

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raised amongst catalogs

Helloooooo, bearded man in the wedding party!

Jane Marie

@raised amongst catalogs taken :(

raised amongst catalogs

@raised amongst catalogs Eh, so am I.

Congratulations and all best wishes to you!

doil

ugh ! these are absolutely completely perfect !!

MissO

The 2 pictures of you and your husband after walking up the aisle and before the b&w picture in front of the mantle....
They made me cry. Literally -- tears.

Jane Marie

@MissO (he was crying too)

gin twin

@MissO I cried when I saw those too. SO SWEET.

Also, Jane- is that a groom's cake shaped like a box of donuts? Awesome.

mariko

@MissO Yep, definitely crying over those two photographs immediately after the aisle - they make my heart hurt in the best way.

Oh Jane, you are even more beautiful than a diamond!

Jolly Farton

@MissO I did the Van Der Beek crying...

StandardTuber

Great photos, loved the wedding party picks (the bridesmaids, groomsmen, flower girls, and the actual party!) and you with your parents!

scarletknitter

Jane got married where I work! I had no idea (why would I). That is the best!

Cavendish

Congratulations, Jane! What a beautiful and fun looking wedding. That picture of you and your mom walking down the street (with Edith?) is perfection. Your mom is stunning, and you look just like her!

KJZ
KJZ

Jane the one where you're walking down the street and you and your mom are looking at each other is so good!

redheaded&crazy

AAAAAH!HHHHHH!!!!!!!! JAAAAANEEE!!!! I can't believe I missed this earlier STUPID BOSS!!!!!! *hyperventilates into paper bag*

no it's cool. i'm just really excited to see these (i haven't even looked at them yet!)

redheaded&crazy

@redheaded&crazie so yeah I can die happy. (that's not creepy at all)

love your dress. and your shoes! and your make up!! and your LOVELY BRIDESMAAAAIDS and your lovely husband and and yay

redheaded&crazy

@redheaded&crazie oooh yeah and your EARRINGS!

wearitcounts

oh jane, you are so beautiful.

mazel tov, and all the happiness in the world to you both!

Claire Elizabeth@facebook

I'm going to assume the gorgeous woman with the Budweiser is your mother. She seems like THE BEST.

This is my new username

The picture of Jane making the funny frowny face with the flower girls is the cutest thing ever. Love!

arielleann

I was scrolling and thinking, "All I really want to see is a picture of Ira Glass on the dance floor." And as I scrolled, there it was. Thank you.

@Jane Marie, you are beautiful and have wonderful taste.

clipse

Jane! Jaaaane your wedding was beautiful!! Congratulations! (Incidentally my name is also Jane and my first lad-friend was named Julian and I tried to hear the twilight zone music when I saw your wedding invitations but I just couldn't muster it... good thing he's no longer my lad-friend?)

Rozebekistan

LEDs in the mouth are hilarious!

Jessica Kay

Gorgeous, gorgeous. And you made my city look so pretty! Most imporatntly, I'm in love with the library. I almost called my boyfriend to declare, "I'm getting married in a library." And then I remembered we aren't engaged yet.

Regina Phalange

YOU GUYS. You look this good WITHOUT hot water?

Is there a word for feeling a mixture of pure delight AND resigned envy at the cold slap of realizing how hard my own wedding will pale in comparison, because if so, I am feeling that.

Aphrodite

Congratulations, Jane! I hope you guys will be super happy together!

rimy

So beautiful!! Jane looks like the world's coolest oldest sister to me - I want to copy everything she does!

cd
cd

I know him! He's on Guy Code on MTV. I knew I liked him!

Killerpants

So many good lookin' people. Yegads. Gorgeous, outrageously gorgeous photos. So personal and natural. And Ira was there! And Jane's mom (i assume, in the indigo/purple dress) is OUT OF CONTROL awesome in that photo with Jane.

macaroni

I am the only one who squealed "GABE!!" at the garter catch photo? Sigh. <3 Videogum & Gabe so much.

Also - this is the most beautiful and most fun-looking wedding I've ever seen! Awesome location, too. Congrats!

BuffyBot

@macaroni I DID TOO! It's like the internet is high school and they're the cool kids I watch from afar and imagine being friends with.

Passion Fruit

@BuffyBot Hahaha, yes, exactly. From way, way, waaaaaaaaaaayy afar, but yes.

HeyThatsMyBike

@macaroni Yes, this was basically a room full of people I listen to on the radio and read on the internet. AND THEY ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.

bitzyboozer

@macaroni No, no you are not. In fact I was just scrolling furiously to see if anyone else here mentioned it!

Lush Life

Thank you for sharing! They are all full of love. And my favorite is the one of you with the lady in the blue dress because faces.

Harriet Welch

I really love these pictures.
More I REALLY want to dance to Remix to Ignition with Ira Glass. It was my first boy/girl slow-dance song and Ira Glass should make it my last.

straw hat

Thanks for sharing this with us! Everything and everyone is gorgeous. Congrats!

playingpossum

I just read through all the comments because I was sure someone else would have asked but no one has.
EARRINGS!!!!!!!!!!! OMG they are divine! Please tell me everything about them!
and congratulations as well. You both look so pleased to be married.

Jane Marie

@playingpossum thank you! i decided on just the earrings and my grandmas ring after looking at my "trying on my dress" photos and realizing i had no jewelry on. they're from lulu frost.

heyhaley

I wish I could rock a tiny upper arm tattoo like Jane rocks a tiny upper arm tattoo.

Penny

These are so lovely and happy! Thanks for sharing with us!

Nutellaface

SHUT UP YOU RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. (And congratulations!!!!)

wee_ramekin

Jane! These are such lovely pictures, and everyone looks like they had a great time. Congratulations on your marriage and wedding!

I did find two of the pictures unintentionally hilarious. First, the picture where the bridesmaids are all fiddling with their dresses and looking in the mirror with looks of consternation? Awesome. Secondly, the picture of Ira Glass dancing is great because, I mean, it's a picture of Ira Glass dancing, but ALSO because there appears to be a fallen child in the bottom-right corner of the picture, and it looks like Ira and the woman he's dancing with are laughing at it. So great.

PS - Was one of your bridesmaids your sister? She's lovely.

LolaMoco

HI Jane, thanks so much for posting these, I know it must be super weird that strangers want to look at pictures that document such a personal experience. I really enjoy reading the Hairpin, i think it's a great webmag, and I am very happy for your joy! Congrats.

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I warned him. I WARNED HIM!
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