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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

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Something Comes Between You and Your Wranglers

(Alternate post title: "It Doesn't Need to Put the Lotion on Its Skin")

At last, an answer to the question: "how can I get that weird gooshy feeling from heavily lotioning my feet and then putting on socks, but all over my legs*?"

*Until six or eight washes. Also, probably you could just lotion your legs and then put on regular jeans, but we're not denim scientists. Maybe it's great! Maybe there will never be an episode of a popular one-hour medical drama about the aftermath!



39 Comments / Post A Comment

wharrgarbl

Just reading the description is making my skin crawl. I hate that feeling with the fire of a thousand suns.

Mingus_Thurber

@wharrgarbl Seconded. That, and rashes.

wharrgarbl

@Mingus_Thurber Oh, god, what if the gunk in the jeans leeches out into the rest of the wash and then all your clothes give you that gross feeling until you can wash everything again? Ugh ugh ugh.

TheLetterL

@wharrgarbl Or staining/leaving grease spots wherever you go.

Mingus_Thurber

@wharrgarbl I read your post and made a drawn-out, involuntary "AAAAUUUUUGGGRRRREEEEEEWWWW" noise.

schrodingers_cat

@wharrgarbl I HAAAAAAAAATE that feeling. I hang out in my bathrobe for a good half hour after lotioning just to avoid it. These jeans = ugh.

allendaniel

i absolutely love that idea. <3@a

Megasus

Ew noooooooooY! Nooo gooshy feeling!

Hellcat

I'm as into anti-aging stuff as much as the next (somewhat vain) girl, but whaaaaaaat?!This just seems so silly! So, so silly. And what about the rest of your body, should this fly-by-night scheme actually work? So you have youthful legs but, due to ordinary shirts and sweaters, is your top half eventually incongruous?

teaandcakeordeath

@Hellcat
It's a gateway garment.
Next up : anti aging scarves, anti aging earmuffs, anti aging sweat bands of ladies with wrinkly wrists!

Ophelia

@teaandcakeordeath Anti-aging burqas.

Lyssachelle

Does it stop at the legs or it is in all of the fabric? Cause I think this might end badly for anyone who might want to go sans panties.

No one needs nanoparticles all up in your sexy bits.

Mingus_Thurber

@Lyssachelle That was my first thought: Rashes on your legs and nanoparticles all up in your junk: not a good thing.

Megasus

@Mingus_Thurber I would totally get a rash, my legs can barely stand most moisturizers as it is.

frigwiggin

Like the feeling of lotion-infused tissues all over your body? *tiny tiny screams*

fondue with cheddar

If you really want that, why don't you just put on lotion and wear...I don't know...LEGGINGS? It's way cheaper.

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