Let’s All Make a Mistake
Wanna go in on a Powerball ticket? Tomorrow’s jackpot is $500 million. The ticket costs $2.00, but if we get enough people, we could whittle that down to a fraction of a cent apiece, and then share the $327.4 million cash payout any number of ways, depending on who sues who for what. We’re taking the cash payout, right? Obviously — we’re not going to live forever! Unless money can buy you eternal life? Of course we could pool our resources and go nuts buying TWO tickets!? Anyway, this is a great plan, just ask these guys.