Friday Bargain Bin: The Leftovers
Illustrated Stateside Tote, $3.50 (was $5)
Not EVERY amazing thing flew off the shelves last weekend. If your Secret Santa is from Arizona, Indiana, Kansas, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Texas, Minnesota, Ohio, California or New York, you’re in luck.
Torn by Ronny Kobo Baroque Knit Dress, $149 (was $288)
Not that it’s the greatest deal on Earth, but I went and tried this on in-store because it didn’t make any sense that it was on sale because it’s insanely on-trend and comfy, and guess what? It still doesn’t make any sense. If you aren’t too klutzy about snagging things, here is the perfect bracelet to pair with it:
Crystal Collision Bracelet, $39.95 (was $68)
And here are the matching earrings. You are all set for that holiday party where you’re going to see your ex even though you could just as easily stay home and avoid the creep but, come on, we know that’s not going to happen, especially not now that you got that dress, I mean, it really shouldn’t go to waste, right?
Over-the-Door Vanity Station, $24.99 (was $89)
I’m not saying that you should put one of these on the back of every door in your apartment, but you could.
Calligraphy Deluxe Pen Tin Kit, $22.47 (was $44.95)
There’s even an instruction booklet. Like you’re accomplishing anything else while you watch Homeland?
Cosabella Sweetie Bra, $29 (was $53)
Perfect stocking stuffer.
Loeffler Randall Rain Booties, $132 (were $165)
It’s still shitty outside for awhile, right?
Framed Stacking Rings, set of 3 engraved for $29.99 (were $59.99)
That’s only $10 apiece for you and your best friend and your other best friend (who thinks she’s your first best friend) to have matching, monogrammed rings.
Maria Bamford’s The Special Special Special, $4.99
Watch Maria Bamford perform a comedy special in front of an audience of just two people: her parents. Why not?