Eudora Peterson is a comedian. Her best jokes are written in her own breast milk.
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"Anything can be makeup if you put it on your face." Jane?
@renegadeoboe I came over here specifically to write this.
@renegadeoboe she does have a point.
@renegadeoboe I never thought of using pen as emergency eyeliner, but now I admit I'm sort of curious to try. It would probably be long-lasting, right? Maybe difficult to get off, and not so good for you though?
@NiceDress I've never used a pen, but I HAVE used watercolor as eyeliner. Worked pretty well, but not much staying power. When I was younger I used to smudge graphite (from pencils) under my eyes so I would look haggard and could pretend I was sick.
@renegadeoboe You guys, remember this?
Eudora Peterson, I cherish you.
This is amazing and I will love it forever.
Eudora. Eudora. You are one of my favorite new Hairpin contributors.
"throw your hands in the air; and who's a true playa?"
That song is now stuck in my head...
@Mabissa Hate to be a rap pedant, oh wait, no I don't. It's "if you's a true playa."
Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up, c'mon and step right up...
I'm gonna watch this over and over. If you ever visit Indianapolis, you can hang out with my friends and me. We'll sing "Big Poppa [Issues]" all night.
@whateverlolawants I live in Bloomington, can I come?! I'll make mimosas. Hahaha
Actually, has there been a Hairpin meetup in Indy? I think we should petition for one if not. If there has been...then we should petition for another one??
@CurlsMcGirlypants Were you the person who sent out a message on the Google group today? We've had at least 2 Pin-ups, and it's been a few months since the last. It would be fun to do it again.
@whateverlolawants I was not! :O It should definitely happen. I'm going to laugh if it ends up happening when I'm out of town.
@CurlsMcGirlypants Are you in the Google group? We should work something out. Not sure if we should aim for the holidays or after.
she is adorable :) also, if this pen is actually mimosas, i would buy it in two seconds.
I am a long-time Hairpin reader, yet I only just recently registered as a commenter. And yet (again), I had not yet commented on anything because I felt like my FIRST comment could not be just anything. But now I am going to lift that burden by going low-stakes, and say: this video is excellent, and I enjoyed it very much.
@Mrs. Grundy congrats on joining us!
@theotherginger Thank you!
@Mrs. Grundy Welcome! Say hi to Mr. Weatherbee for me!
The landscape looks like the Poets Walk Park in Red Hook, Ny. Am I correct?
@Squareface ooooooooh, you may be right! I just visited Poets Walk for the first time right before the hurricane hit.
Holla fellow old lady name having young person! Eudora, you are a NATIONAL treasure. Adorable and funny.
I want to marry her and have the pen throw us a party.
@kickupdust I want to be her friend! Or: EUDORA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND YOU ARE SO COOL!!!
So is anyone buying these pens? Does anyone have one? Show of hands... do the makeup thing with it or dot your I's with hearts so I know for sure who's owning these pens.
@clipse Here, I used it to draw this for you
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Are you currently accepting applications for "Best Friend"??
BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY.
Eudora, where have you been all my life?
EUUDOORRAAAA, you are hilarious. Please keep coming back to The Hairpin!
A. This is adorable. B. that jacket with that dress! C. So much lawn to do somersaults on. More, please
@Myrtle it's a Romper!
This is perfect, holy crap.
I would just like to concur that it is not a party without mimosas. That is all.
Oh, I lied, that isn't all. Ellen made this spoof commercial about the Bic for Her pens. It's funny and a bit sad, in the way comedy mocking stuff like this often is (sorry, don't know how to post links).
Well, I'm sold.
I think my favorite part about this is that it's shot out in the countryside.
This is wonderful, but as someone with extremely sensitive eyes, I saw that header image and went into some pretty unladylike flailing.
@Regina Phalange Yeah, putting a pen anywhere near your eye pretty much makes mine spontaneously water in sympathy. But obvs if it's the Bic for Her pen, it's OK!
Love this. Also my mum is Eudora (not this one, another one) and my grandma was too. So science shows that if your name is Eudora I will love you (100% correct thesis so far).
I love this so much that I can't, WON'T stop watching it over and over. And showing it to everybody I know. And then watching it again.
Careers on my mind!
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