Spooky Canapé Plates, $4.99 (were $6)
Who, who, whoooo is gonna bake me a strawberry-rhubarb pie and serve it off of this dude's face?
Japanese Bird Print Shirt, $35.18 (was $61.57)
Make this your first foray into the world of silky, floral blouses. You can wear a camisole under it if you're kind of a wuss. It goes perfectly with those hot pants, or this:
Torrid Pencil Skirt, $34.50 (was $44.50)
Okay, now please quit telling me pencil skirts aren't the greatest. Also, it's buy one, get one half-off.
Hershesons Large Hair Bow, #24.63 (was $45.73)
Pumpkin Carving Kit, $14.99 (was $19.95)
Look, I know they seem dumb and you already have knives and whatnot, but have you ever actually used one of these kits? LIFE CHANGING, YOU GUYS. I mean, truly. Your pumpkin game is going to be so on point this year.
Gorjana Studded Leather Wrap Bracelet, $34.30 (was $49)
These are not, despite our predictions, going out of style anytime soon. Which is great! They are lovely and always make you envious of the wrist of the girl wearing one. Don't be a sucker like her by paying full price.
Mossimo Denim Jacket, $24.99
A few weeks ago my mom and I were at Target and we both tried this on, in the floral print and in red, and it is so perfectly cropped and adorable and the sleeves are long enough and we could not decide which colors to get and then didn't want to buy the same one but then we were like
"We don't even live in the same state!" but also we have plenty of jean jackets, though none as cute as this, and it was so overwhelming we just left empty handed. That is a sad story.
Stila Luminizer Set, $10 ($32 value)
This is the WAY to do highlighter — especially you first timers: with a super-cheap sampler set. It even says you can mix it into your foundation, which I am highly suspicious of, but admire the moxie of someone who would.
Luxe Faux Fur Booties, $12 (were $39)
AHHH! They only come in two sizes, large and small, so you can easily grab some to stuff all your ladies' stockings later this year. Imagine them peeking out of the top.
Wilton Candy Making Mega Pack Kit, $7.69 (was $10.99)
You should really make your own Halloween candy to give to trick-or-treaters this year. Seriously, what else are you doing? No, really, what else? What are you doing? What? What? What? Nothing? What, then?
One-Of-A-Kind Vintage Watchmaker's Cabinet, $159.99 (was $199)
Imagine opening a drawer to find... JEWELS! RECEIPTS! CIGARS! BATTERIES! FINGERS?