1. "How do i become more like yoko ono?"
2. "What would you expect to come out of a Yoko Ono Pinata?"
3."What does it mean to be called a Yoko Ono?"
4. "What was the big deal about Yoko Ono and John Lennon being in bed together?"
5. "Did George Harrison really call Yoko Ono a b*tch becasue she ate one of his biscuits?"
6. "What are some examples of Yoko Ono's performance art BESIDES 'Cut Piece'?"
7. "Is there a haunted island off of New York where John Lennon and Yoko Ono once spent a night?"
8. "Please i really need the love story of john lennon and yoko ono for school!?"
9. "Queen Elizabeth wore a red hat and red coat when she met Yoko Ono today in Liverpool. Was that a good color...?"
10. "How long have you loved Yoko Ono and her sweet music?"
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Would you be my Yoko Ono?
@aliceandstuff I am overjoyed that this is the first comment, as the song has been stuck in my head since I first saw the headline an hour ago. :)
@aliceandstuff But I won't be your Yoko Ono if you're not good enough for me.
Powerful. Thank you.@l
Aww, Question Writer #1: Wear a big, big hat, wave your arms a lot while talking about feelings as if they were colors (or whatever), and don't make eye-contact with the help, ever.
I have met Yoko Ono, and she is so strange.
@BadWolf I would be disappointed if I were to hear that she is mind-numbingly normal.
@HeyThatsMyBike Hah, no worries there.
How is Yoko Ono's babby formed?
but really, what WOULD come out of the pinata?
@Jane Marie Butterflies and Bonito flakes.
@Jane Marie Plums, stardust, and a raven.
@Jane Marie miniature spectacles and umbrellas
@Jane Marie Cherry blossoms and all the world's sadness
@katiemcgillicuddy A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
@Dr. Iris Puffybush THAT'S where it came from. It seemed familiar, I just didn't think about it. Ha ha, thank you.
@Jane Marie Strawberries and gauze.
@Jane Marie Out of stock
oh man, so many kids getting the internet to do their homework for them.
To be fair, if you ate one of my biscuits, I might could call you a bitch.
@Reginal T. Squirge I am so loving picturing George using "might could" right now.
@Reginal T. Squirge Definitely. Hands off my biscuits, people.
Q. How many people did Yoko Ono hit in the face when she shot mini-flashlights out of a cannon at the 2007 Pitchfork Music Festival?
A. At least one.
@cuminafterall Was it you?!?!
@cuminafterall Were you okay?
@WhiskeySour Oh yes. It wasn't moving very fast by the time it hit me (boyfriend and I were toward the back of the audience), so it didn't even leave a mark. But it did freak me out and leave me in a pretty pissy mood!
@cuminafterall I'm glad you weren't hurt! I hate it when things are thrown/tossed/cannoned at concerts. When drummers toss out broken drumsticks, I'm always terrified that I'll end up having a front-row seat to a gruesome eyeball injury.
@cuminafterall Those were shot out of a cannon?! I was there, but somehow I didn't realize that's how they got out, since none hit me in the face. I still have one attached inside one of my purses.
Did Yoko Ono write her own jokes when she was on two episodes of Mad About You?
@elizabeast Why do I still remember Jamie making a joke about "yawning for peace?"
Does Yoko Ono still have a Twitter account? Because she used to, and it was amazing.
@Beatrix Kiddo Looks like it!
Many moons ago I was walking with my college professor/advisor after class, and she kept mentioning that there was "something I'm forgetting..." I had been browsing dumb websites earlier that day (note: this was before The Hairpin changed our collective lives), including one that had listed that day's celebrity birthdays. One birthday happened to be Yoko Ono's, and in a deeply lame attempt humor I said "Well, it's Yoko Ono's birthday today! Hahah."
She stopped dead in her tracks, grabbed my shoulders, looked me right in the eyes, and said: "Thank you. I forgot to send flowers."
True story, ladies and other ladies (and gentlemen!).
@D. Lurker OH MY
We need more of these posts. About Yoko Ono or anything else, really.
@whateverlolawants Seconded! I loved this.
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