Bubble Butt Syndrome is Real
Sometimes turtles get air pockets under their shell that give them too much buoyancy, and then they can’t dive. But then, sometimes those turtles go to a turtle hospital, and the brave turtle doctors attach itty-bitty weights to their shell, and then the turtles are happy, and have very weird children’s books written about them.
Isn’t the world kind of great sometimes? Also, do not hit turtles with your boat, you might damage their shell.