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Monday, September 10, 2012

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Amber Rose, According to Etsy

Amber Rose Dead Doll, $200

Amber Rose Box, $5

Amber Rose Tobacco Fragrance Oil 1 Ounce Pure Uncut (???), $2.90

Amber Rose Halter Top, $34

Amber Rose Creations' Felted Critters, $130

Amber Rose Ritual Altar Spell Oil for Sensuality, Sex Magic, Love Drawing, Love Divination, Psychic Powers, Luck, Your Valentine Sweetheart, $5.95



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Allisaurus

Oh man I was just dozing off and then the main page reloaded and the doll was RIGHT THERE and I am now WIDE AWAKE

katiemcgillicuddy

@Allisaurus I will never sleep again.

sudden_eyes

@Allisaurus I know, right?! Have been away from the Internet and The Hairpin, and I log on, and GAH.

fondue with cheddar

@Allisaurus HOLY SHIT she is definitely the queen of all creepy dolls. I will be awake FOREVER.

vittoriama

was gorgeous @v

theharpoon

this post is kind of like Edith was signed in as Jane

TARDIStime

@theharpoon
I thought Evil Melis had orchestrated this...

MoonBat

@theharpoon Or Jane has been spending too much time with Edith.

MoonBat

@MoonBat Because "How can the eyes follow you if she's dead?" is very Edith-esque.

Daisy Razor

Oh my god, I need a creepy doll trigger warning up in here. Sweet jeebus that was terrifying.

tessamae

@Daisy Razor WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE.

TheLetterL

@Daisy Razor For extra creepiness, it's a baby doll body and head dressed up as a mini adult. The proportions are all messed up!

redheaded&crazy

hahahahahah that box i like it

frigwiggin

When I first looked at this article I was thinking of Amber Brown (still dunno who Amber Rose is) and was wondering where the rhinestone-encrusted sneakers were.

Cat named Virtute

@frigwiggin Hahaha, I was thinking of Amber Dawn and also thought this seemed off.

rootmarm

I am trying to understand what's up with the rest of the items in the weed box store. http://www.etsy.com/listing/104805173/five-star-bitch-2-finger-ring

insouciantlover

@rootmarm I like the Hyphy Bunny, personally. I particularly like that he's from the Bay Area?

laurel

Hee, Jane searched Etsy for "Amber Rose".

Jane Marie

@laurel I mean!

laurel

@Jane Marie: It'd never occur to me but I understood it instantly and thoroughly.

Valley Girl

Needle felted woodland creatures are as cute as I find Amber Rose to be.

bluewindgirl

@Valley Girl Ok, this might be lame, but I make felty critters and my Etsy shop is almost a lost cause. Anybody want to check it out and give me some traffic?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/101042902/fantastic-felted-fox?ref=v1_other_2

themegnapkin

@bluewindgirl your etsy shop: SO INCREDIBLY CUTE.

tofuswalkman

@Valley Girl omgomgomg these are wonderful.

Megasus

SEX MAGIC!!!

Alli525

@Megano! 60% of the time, it works EVERY TIME.

MoonBat

@Megano! For only $5.95! Super cheap sex magic!

Is It a Hat?

Whoa, I've never scrolled down so fast as when I saw that doll at the top of my screen! Also,I'm kind of tempted to e-mail that picture to my mom and freak her out.

Mohawk Chick

@Is It a Hat?

Definitely don't click on this then:
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110104/640/the_greatest_mullets_640_08.jpg

fondue with cheddar

@Mohawk Chick NOOOOOOOOOO

Mohawk Chick

@jen325 I made that my co-workers desktop the other day, it was fantastic.

fondue with cheddar

@Mohawk Chick That's a great idea. We always do something like that whenever someone takes a day off. I might have to use that next time.

irieagogo

<----See this pretty dolly I found on the beach?

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