Tuesday, August 14, 2012


Name That Bride, Part Three

"She has turned me into a moral man but not a prig, she is a wildly exciting lover-mistress, she is shy and witty, she is nobody's fool, she is a brilliant actress, she is beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography.”


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Jennifer Culp

That diamond was a dead giveaway.


@Jennifer Culp "These have always brought me luck."

Oliver St. John Mollusc

@Ophelia That commercial made me giggle like a maniac when I was a kid!


Love and happiness to all <3@a

Valley Girl

OTP 4 lyfe *sigh*

Reginal T. Squirge

Hey, Richard Burton, I don't wanna say that you're doing it wrong... but... uh... your porno dreams are not my porno dreams.


I love this quote so I know the answer! (does obnoxious Hermione wave) and yes that diamond is also a big-ass hint.


I wish I could say I were nobody's fool.


@frigwiggin I'd even settle for "fooled never by the same person twice" at this point.

Oliver St. John Mollusc

Geez, we get it! Liz is better than us all! We're not worthy! J/K, <3 U LIZ.


Porn stars back then must have been much prettier than they are now, because I feel like most people nowadays wouldn't use that as the high standard for judging someone's beauty. Supermodel, perhaps.


@olivebee Maybe that was 50's talk for "has a hawt body"?


Is it just me or does he sound like that Will Ferrell character from SNL? You know the skits with Rachel Dratch where they constantly referred to their "lovers?" Anyone?

All of which to say I kind of think he sounds like a gross blowhard.


@bluebears i think "lover-mistress" takes it to a whole NOTHA LEVEL though. hahaha lover-mistress. okay try to say it with a straight face ready go.

(which is just to say i am jealous that i am not one of the very few women on the planet who i suspect can pull off being a lover-mistress. ie liz taylor is one)


Perhaps you would like to join Liz and Dick in the hotTUB?




Man, I was really hoping it was going to be like, Liza Minnelli or something.


Judge Judy.


It's Mary Todd Lincoln, right?


Totally thought for a flash second (before clicking the link, just hovering over the address) that it was Tim Burton talking about Helena Bonham Carter and thought, "that sounds about right, somehow."


It's Justin Theroux, right? RIGHT?!

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