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Monday, August 27, 2012

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Live Free or Al Gore

"And some nights [Al Gore] checks into the Regency in New York, where three of his children live."

Andy Cohen
– What, am I the only one who sees the potential here?

Bravo Exec – I...think you're misreading that sentence.

Andy Cohen – What do you mean? Three Gore kids, the Regency, pillow fights, romantic liasons, Dad swings by during sweeps week...accidentally overlaps his schedule with Tipper, we do a flashback montage...

Bravo Exec – No, no.  We're pretty sure the Gore kids live in New York City, not the Regency.

Andy Cohen – That's...disappointing. What if we just...moved them into the Regency? Make some calls.

Bravo Exec – Andy...

Andy Cohen – Look, we've already printed the t-shirts.



19 Comments / Post A Comment

Daniel Kibblesmith@twitter

They could call it 'The Gore the Merrier.'

Decca

@Daniel Kibblesmith@twitter Subtitled "A Family Al-le-Gor-y"

Nicole Cliffe

The Gashlycrumb Tinies?

Anne

"Gorenge You Glad I Didn't Say 'Banana?'"

Ophelia

@Daniel Kibblesmith@twitter Gore and Blood?

TheLetterL

@Daniel Kibblesmith@twitter An Inconvenient Roof?

Xanthophyllippa

@TheLetterL I would TOTALLY watch that.

EpWs

@Daniel Kibblesmith@twitter Al 'n The Family?

BreezyK

I have to admit, my mom and I both read that sentence the same way and thought it was super weird that the three of them all live in the same building. D'oh!

Emma Peel

@BreezyK SO DID I. I actually didn't realize it wasn't true until I read this.

Decca

You wouldn't catch Tipper Gore in the Regency lobby masturbating with a magazine, though.

MoonBat

@Decca Interesting that the only Gore still married is the one who had a wild, experimental youth.

Heat Signature

"And some nights, but only some, you can find Al Gore sitting on a dock in San Francisco Bay, looking out over the water and pondering what life might have been like if he'd pursued his first love, the magical music of mariachi."

Setec Astrology

Andy Cohen – But the Regency's kind of boring. So I was thinking, what if instead we moved them into the Standard Hotel? Think of the possibilities we'd have to show them flashing the tourists on the High Line...

JessicaLovejoy

If you listen vurry closely, you can hear someone writing the rated M fanfic right now.

GODDAMMIT GREY LADY, HOW MANY MORE LIVES WILL YOU DESTROY?

alloverthemap

THANK YOU! Totally read that sentence the same way.

sheistolerable

Ha! I also thought they all lived in the same building. Would probably save $ on secret service . . .

whateverlolawants

@sheistolerable It would be cute! My sister and I would have so much fun living in the same NYC hotel!

shawbaby

Aaaaaand I was just reminded that Al and Tipper got divorced and am sad.

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