I'm trying to figure out where the liquid emerges from Nicki Minaj's triumphant new perfume container.
design, nicki minaj, perfume, pink friday
The secret is that the "liquid" inside is actually strawberry Qream.
@Ophelia If that doesn't smell "like angels playing," I don't know what does.
I accidentally typed "angles playing" at first. That would be every nerd's signature scent in no time.
@The Kendragon I'm acutely aware of your perfume.
@The Kendragon It just smells so right.
@MoonBat I don't mean to be obtuse, but are you wearing Nicki Minaj?
@Ophelia Hypotenuse-ly speaking, what if I were?
@MoonBat It's just that it complements the smell of your shampoo so well.
@cuminafterall I bet it smells to the highest degree.
@Xanthophyllippa I don't want to go off on a tangent, but your perfume reminds me of geometry class
@Ophelia I cosine this assessment!
@MoxyCrimeFighter But really, what is the function of perfume? Or, in translation, f(p) = ???
I got my hands on some Second Cumming yesterday, it had staying power but there was a... curl to the scent that I disliked. I much preferred I Hate Perfume's "Burning Leaves" fragrance. Beautiful
@Danzig! I just got a whole bunch of I Hate Perfume samples. They are all fantastic. I just wish they had more staying power.
@MilesofMountains I know! My favorite is that Winter scent but it was undetectable after like 10 minutes of walking around. Burning Leaves lasted for several hours, through a shower even!
@Danzig! Ugh that is a TERERIBLE name for a perfume, who wants to smell like cu--*googles* ...oh, it's named after Alan Cumming. Carry on.
@Danzig! My sample of Fire from Heaven seems to last a bit longer, maybe it's the smokey ones that have some staying power. Have you tried the absolutes? I love love love Eternal Return but it lasts maybe an hour and I'm hoping an absolute of it might make it a little longer.
@MilesofMountains Yeah, the smokey ones stick to you. I was shown the vanilla absolute and it was lovely, but I just don't have the budget, especially since the place doesn't decant to smaller bottles.
@iceberg I don't even care what his product smells like, I just love him for the novelty concept. Way to reclaim it, Cumming! You are the best.
@iceberg I don't want to smell like him, either.
@Xanthophyllippa It is actually supposed to smell like semen. All the scents included are "masculine" - a bit of sharp scotch smell, leather, etc.
It was the scotch I didn't like. Hit a bit too hard on first application. But you let it sit for awhile and, well, you don't want to be wearing it if you're taking extended bathroom trips at work.
From the bottle's super base?
@Decca What you did there. I see it.
It looks like it might...spray...out of the eyes? When you push down on the head...? (!!!)
@nowwhat I'm guessing the "wig" comes off to reveal a pump. Better or worse?
@nowwhat Or maybe you take off the hair, and there's a sprayer under there?
@Ophelia Ha! And with ebgb below us, too!
@nowwhat That would make me so much happier than the hair reasoning. It might give me nightmares though.
@The Kendragon She already looks like a Lego Terminator chick, why not?
@nowwhat If it comes out from anywhere but between her boobs, I'm not buying it.
The hair comes off and the spritzer is on top of her head
@ebgb I like this sentence completely out of context.
The whole head flips back like a Pez dispenser and the perfume comes out in a soft, spreadable gel pellet.
@jen325 I wish this was the answer!
@jen325 It doubles as a mouthwash and breath freshener.
@Xanthophyllippa And a topical analgesic.
@Xanthophyllippa And a floor wax.
The bottle's face reminds me of Dot Matrix from Spaceballs.
I bet it smells like a buttercream-frosted vagina
@iceberg I would wear that.
@iceberg All of a sudden I'm hungry
@iceberg Or like Barbie's virginity.
@Danzig! Seriously. I would eat the shit out of a buttercream-frosted vagina.
(In theory, anyway. Because that sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection.)
@jen325 I'd suggest a dental dam but that's probably not enough
Do people even use dental dams? Srsly
@jen325 If there is shit in the vagina, there are problems that buttercream frosting cannot fix.
@Danzig! Probably less even than those who use condoms for blowjobs. Safe sex is great, but honestly I would rather not receive oral sex at all than receive it through a sheet of latex. And I certainly don't want to give it. Just the idea of putting my mouth on latex...*shudder*
@MoonBat THAT'S NOT SHIT IT'S A CHOCOLATE BONBON.
@MoonBat Haha, you reminded me of that Louis CK interview.
@jen325 Aw, man, can't watch at work, will have to remember to watch at home!
@MoonBat It's just audio, but it's definitely worth it.
@jen325 I am looking forward to it, because this thread is reminding me of a case that my malpractice attorney friend recently won. A woman had to have a hysterectomy and also her descending colon removed due, I think, to cancer. Anyway, after a period of healing, the surgeon went in to reconnect the colon, but reconnected it to her vaginal canal, rather than her rectum, a mistake not found until she had processed her first solid meal. My friend was horrified for her, and the case was an easy win.
@MoonBat I really wish you hadn't told that story. I will never get that image out of my head.
@EternalFootwoman She's ok, I promise! It was corrected in a third surgery, and my friend ensured that she has the means for a comfortable retirement.
And seriously, what was wrong with that surgeon?
I don't really have anything to add to this discussion, except that I think almost everything Nicki Minaj does is amazing.
@Heat Signature I agree 100%. She's awesome and I love her (even though I feel a little bad because she's younger than me, which makes me feel like a slacker).
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