“I came home to my parents house, where I was living after college, three sheets to the wind after a party where I took a shower with a boy I had just met and lost my underwear and cellphone. I proceeded to have a drunken conversation with my parents’ tenant, and passed out in my party dress on the couch where they were trying to watch a movie. When I woke up I found a pillow laying between my legs over my exposed crotch. My mom said she had tried to wake me, but when she couldn’t she just tried to cover me.”
—The Lowest Moment Tumblr. “For a laugh and then a cry,” says reader Barbara. “Submit,” says the site.