(Music by the Hjalmar Peterson Orchestra.)
Previously: Lindsey Leonard's Voicemails to Me.
Mariel has only ever been dumped, but would like to try her hand at dumping. Relationship beginnings can be proposed @MarielFiedler on the twittersphere. Lindsey Leonard is riding her downward spiral like it's Magic Mountain! Cringe and DM @okaylindsey.
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