Monday, April 30, 2012


One Line DVR Summaries of Individual Breaking Bad Episodes That Work for the Entire Series

1. "Walt grows frustrated with Jesse."

2. "Events spiral out of control."

3. "Skyler grows suspicious of Walter's recent behavior."

4. "Walt and Jesse face difficulties."

5. "Despite the good news about his condition, Walt is feeling out of sorts and is generally unhappy, verging on anger."

6. "Walt must rescue Jesse from self-destruction."

7. "A new adversary tracks the elusive Heisenberg, Walter White's kingpin alter ego."

8. "Skyler confronts Walt."

9. "Walt ignores Skyler's demands, increasing the tension between them."

10. "Gus takes action against his rivals; Jesse seeks Walt's help."

11. "Walt tries to reconcile with Skyler, but when his advances are rejected he takes drastic action
to bring his family back together."

12. "Walt loses control endangering his job and relationships; Hank throws himself into his investigation; Jesse has a new plan."

13. "Hank crosses a line at work."

14. "Walt, Jr. wants answers about his parents' relationship; Hank's investigation causes problems for Walt and Jesse."

15. "Walt worries that he and his family are in danger."

16. "A confused and angry Walter Jr. lashes out at his mother."

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So. Very. Good.@k


"Gus is a smooth, sexy, muthaf*cka"


I am so obsessed with Breaking Bad and cannot wait for it to come back. Jesse is my favorite - what a lovable fuckup. Also I miss Saul Goodman :(


"Walt Jr. eats breakfast."


@ladida AHAHAHA


Jesse makes a foolish decision endangering the operation and possibly their lives.


Walt and Jesse cook.


Can we talk about how everyone gives Skyler a bad rap? I see comments on episode recaps all the time about how she is the WORST and shrill and always nagging Walt blah blah. Walt is doing something highly illegal and dangerous! Also, dude has some serious Issues with Pride and Control! She is allowed to yell at him!


@antarcticastartshere YES. I think Skylar is totally sympathetic, and even when her reactions feel childish or impulsive they're always justified. Team Skylar, Team Betty Draper.


@antarcticastartshere I agree that Skyler being shrill and nagging is probably realistic (and doesn't make her a witch) but it's still not necessarily interesting or fun to watch. The whole show is pleasantly frustrating for me.

Also: I love your kitty face.


@antarcticastartshere I am totally one of those people who is always defending her! I am like "Guys, she is totally right!" half the time and they're like, "What a shrew." BUT SHE IS TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT BEING DISCRETE AND OMG SHE IS SO SMART (well, except for that one thing, you know what I mean. She should have saw that one coming). Like, she is kind of a better kingpin than Walt.


@antarcticastartshere Regardless of his motivations, it's not like Walt isn't a criminal engaged in a dangerous and violent drug conspiracy. We're supposed to sympathize with him because he's the main character of the show, but anyone who thinks any less of Skylar because she just wants her husband to be well and her family not to be killed is lacking some serious critical faculties.

the teeth

@antarcticastartshere Really? Skylar is sympathetic and smart and likable, but Betty Draper is a horrible monster.


@the teeth I balked at that too. Sky knows what's up, Betts is...eh you already nailed it with horrible monster.


"Jesse punctuates shit-talking with an emphatic "bitch"."


Hank gets a new addition to his rock minerals collection.

Reginal T. Squirge

"Skyler's face is different."

oh, disaster

"Walt scowls."

screwball cate

Ah I love that show. Sadly, I haven't been watching it ever since Megavideo was forced to go legit. Also, I couldn't agree more about the Skylar thing. For a while I was like, "Ugh. She is such a bitch!" until my bf pointed out that she was pretty much justified. "Oh yeah...I guess she is."


@screwball cate I'm pretty sure it's still on Netflix instant view. If you don't have it, it may be worth $8 just to sign up for one month and blaze through it :)


I love this kind of thing. One of my favorite was from 24, something like "Tension escalates as Jack Bauer confronts a new terrorist threat." Congrats, now you don't have to watch an ungodly number of seasons of stupid 24.


If this is supposed to be an indictment of Breaking Bad, no fucking dice

Patrick Larson@facebook

"Someone gets killed and Mike has to clean it all up. Walt gets mad at Jesse for being such a complete idiot."

Reginal T. Squirge

Also, for the record, Curb Your Enthusiasm stresses me out way more than this show. Probably because of the much higher "it could happen to you" factor.


@ReginalTSquirge@twitter - OMG. I basically watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm" not for enjoyment, but like a 12 year old watching the movie where Jamie Buchman freaks out on angeldust and jumps out a window. It's like, my barometer for when to stop being such a weirdo, because most of "Larry David's" impulses seem completely legit to me. I need LD to remind me of what is and is not socially acceptable.

Reginal T. Squirge

@leon.saintjean Word. A good rule for life is "Don't be like LD."


@leon.saintjean I consistently feel like I am one millimeter from being LD.


@Madame de Plumpadour - yeah, but I already look like a (slightly) younger & taller george costanza. I'm just holding out for my Marissa Tomei. (My ma also told me I remind her of phillip seymour hoffman ((wtf ma?)) so its really just fate).


@leon.saintjean On the plus side Phillip Seymour Hoffman is super talented. Thank goodness she didn't say you remind her of Tom Cruise.


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