Drink Up Carafe and Glass, $19.07 (was a dollar less, but who cares?)
Picture placing this carafe full of fresh, cold water on your nightstand to begin your bedtime ritual. Wait, did you get a bedtime ritual yet?
Bath & Body Works Shea Cashmere Hand Cream, $3.25 (was $14.50)
This goes on before the reading glasses but after the sleeping pill.
Neosporin Lip Healt Overnight Renewal Therapy, $3.99
The problem with this stuff is that it makes you so smoochable you end up needing it more.
Microwavable Flaxseed Pillow Set, $16
Stop using your pet/partners' body parts as heating pads!
Martha Stewart Pastel Poppies 6-Piece Duvet Cover Set, $77.99 (was $180-$300)
There's also a "completer set" of pillows you can decorate your floor with every night, marked down to $38 from $100!
Juicy Couture Hooded Robe, $35.20 (was $88)
Your first Juicy. Awww...
The Browser's Book of Endings, $1.99 (out of print; new copies go for $90!)
This is seriously the best nighttime/short attention span/dream-inducing book I've ever read. If there is a lame, light-sensitive bedmate who conks out early in the equation, grab this too:
Red Pin-Up Vibe and Bombshell Balm, $24.99 (was $30)
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