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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

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Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch


"Some have dismissed it as a hoax while others reckon it is an elephant lost in the Siberian wilderness. The third theory is the sighting shows a bear eating a huge fish."
Is this a woolly mammoth? Is this a woolly mammoth?!

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EpWs

Noooope, Chuck Testa.

Limaceous

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher +100

MsChilePepper

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher I <3 you!

Megasus

ELEPHANT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOOOOOOOO!!!

lobsterhug

Definitely a bear with a fish. You can see his chubby bear face!

julia

@lobsterhug Agree. Bear.

Judith Slutler

@lobsterhug Definitely, definitely a bear shoving a huge fish in its mouth.

a5ouncebird

@lobsterhug Seriously, seriously for sure a bear. Disappointingly so.

lobsterhug

@a5ouncebird I would love it to be a wooly mammoth and I almost could believe it because I just saw a Nova about finding a cache of mammoth and mastodon bones in Colorado and the shape of the bear's behind if very similar!

femme cassidy

@lobsterhug My partner works at that museum, and they had a huge event last night where we watched the Nova special on IMAX and then WE GOT TO GO INTO THE BONE ROOM AND TOUCH THE BONES, I HAVE TOUCHED MAMMOTH AND MASTODON SKULLS! #sofuckingmetal

lobsterhug

@femme cassidy That is awesome! I'm so jealous.

jacqueline
jacqueline

Ah yes, The Sun. World's most reliable news source.

frigwiggin

I love a good hoax as much as anyone, but that's a fucking bear.

loopywombat

I can see how people might see a wooly mammoth, but only if I take my glasses off. Otherwise, it's a fucking bear.

MilesofMountains

I have been waiting since I was a wee MilesofFoothills to hear the occasional "we could totally make a mammoth out of SCIENCE" musings to become "we totally made a mammoth you guys!" but even I have to admit that's totally a bear.

EpWs

@MilesofMountains Japan's got you covered. Countdown: four years

Onymous

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher Five Words:
Designer Japanese Pygmy Wooly Mammoths.

Ophelia

@Onymous If this was the six-word romance thread, that would need to be Sexy Designer Japanese Pygmy Wooly Mammoth.

EpWs

@Onymous @Ophelia YES. YES YES YES. Sign me up, I don't care if it will all end in tears (see: Jurassic Park), I WANT ONE.

Megasus

@MilesofMountains Well, I don't think wooly mammoths are carnivorous, so there is a slightly smaller chance of this ending in quite the same way. I could see it maybe melting into a puddle because they did it wrong though.

tortietabbie

I vote bear, but it's sort of an oddly shaped bear, all low in the back like that. Oh! Maybe s/he is seated on a small wheely chair and is pulling her/himself across the river with her/his front legs?

EpWs

@tortietabbie Perfect.

Charlotte Barbercheck@facebook

Any time the filming technique is "pull all the way back and add extra blur!" I'm 100% believing it.

ylime

It's the Lagarfljótsormur.

Kneetoe

Obviously big foot disgusing him/herself as a bear trying to look like a mammoth.

ELECTROMAGNETIC CHAOS

@Kneetoe: You can tell by the wristwatch.

sox
sox

@Kneetoe Hell to the no. It's a woolly mammoth who wants you to think he's a bear. All the way.

ELECTROMAGNETIC CHAOS

Is it a bear holding a shark? The Cheat's greatest fear.

meetapossum

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Nutellaface

Fatty Arbuckle with a huge fish?

Katie Heaney

I will believe LITERALLY ANYTHING but seriously, that's a bear with a fish.

Emby

We've reached the point with video technology that that grainy blurry bullshit just won't fly. You want me to believe in your wack-ass woolly mammoth? Let's see the HD, asshole.

Megasus

@Emby Do they have HD in Siberia though?

pushmi-pullyu

Mammoth wearing a bear suit with a fish on its trunk!

ida claire

so the fish is supposed to be the tusks? if so... that's some seriously floppy tusks.

barbyates121

This is definitely not a bear, no way. Look at the way it walks, no bear walks like that. This is either a mammoth or I think, probably an elephant, but a bear could not lean over like that and that ain't no fish. Get glasses peeps!

Lori Piquette@facebook

At first I was with most of you in that this definitely looked like a bear with a fish hanging out of the mouth. But upon further inspection, by maxing out the video on my 42" TV I was able to see an ear flopping on the side of the head and the brown trunk moving between the two very long white tusks. The snout is way too big to be a bear, the way it walks through the water is so elephant-like, and the back slopes down unlike a bear. If you are able to, watch the video over and over maxed out as big as you can get it and pay attention to the side of the head, when it goes to close up in slow motion you can see the ear flip up. And then pay attention to the tusks (the white-ish part never moves but the brown trunk wiggles between the tusks).

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