- A Married Dude introduced us to Bob and Eli, A Lady advocated the secret wedding, and A Clean Person? Hey, A Clean Person? A Clean Person! A Clean Person Connors? A Clean Person Connors, I thought that was you!
- Happy birthday, from Magnificent and Kevin.
- A reminder to be ever-vigilant about what's said during lunch.
- Nicole's baby's watches Kill Bill.
- Molly Reid passes the time.
- "[I]f Steve Jobs were to have designed a fertility accessory, the Follistim injection pen would be it."
- What is ... [Jeopardy! response as liturgical chant]?
- There are kittens in the trash.
- And things, photos, and people to be found online.
- And now for one (1) responsibly sized glass of Grüner Veltliner. See you on Monday!
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I spent this entire week watching RuPaul's Drag Race. I have no regrets. Thank you, Hairpin.
@cosmia Did you watch the season 4 premiere on Monday? Did you love it? Is your life infinitely better now that Ru Paul is part of it?
@cosmia me too! i need to get my paws on s1. i also foudn drag u online.
@cosmia I DID TOO, who needs productivity. I spent two weeks ago watching Project Runway for hours on end. Is it a problem that I have more fashion ideas stemming from this week than that one?
@contrary YES YES AND YES.
"Responsibly sized"?? Fuck that noise. I have to spend my Saturday at an all day BS meeting, I intend to go so hungover that I'm still the teensiest bit drunk.
Also, I own a hip flask. I am not owning up to using it, though.
I think yiou'll find it was A Bowl of Hummus that advocated the secret wedding, much to my delight.
Of course, we shall support A Bowl of Hummus' right to identify as a Lady Bowl of Hummus should it so choose.
AHHHH what am I going to do without the Friday Bargain Bin???
@alexandra I know... Maybe Jane thought we would all be heading to Target for the Jason Wu stuff, so why bother?
@alexandra I don't know, but I miss it. I just spent too much payday money at the grocery store on beer and random things! Clearly, I need guidance here. Jane!
HAHAHA! Is that a hint?
@monicamcl YES! I don't quite know what it's a hint of, though, haha. But now I just inwardly yell your name when I see beautiful jewelry!!
Also, this was an incredibly active thread this week, and engendered both a healthy critical look at our community and LOTS of heart-warming wagon-circling.
TEAM HAIRPIN!
@wee_ramekin True! Also, I think that comment thread made me more uncomfortable than any Hairpin comment thread ever has. It was weird to see the vigor with which the 'pinners attacked this woman. The internet!
Also @monicamcl YES
@alexandra Don't worry, I'm on it!
@wee_ramekin SO many feelings! ALL the feelings!
@wee_ramekin SO many feelings! ALL the feelings!
I just got back from seeing The Artist and I was both charmed and disarmed by it.
Sad fact, though: my raging estrogen caused me to do the Ugly Cry during the preview for Titanic. It wasn't the sinking ship, the elderly couple spooning in bed as the water crashed over them or Kate Winslet's perfect skin that got me. It was that damned Celine Dion song.
@vanillawaif That preview has made me cry every time I see it, why? (On the other hand, it also makes me laugh hysterically. Specifically, the title card that reads "THE WORLD'S MOST BELOVED AND ACCLAIMED FILM." That James Cameron! So modest! So self-effacing!)
this week had too many unwanted cats and not enough deeply discounted wrap dresses for my liking. Still, I won't hear a word said against you, the Hairpin!
@The Bitchuation Agreed! I offset that by taking in my first foster kitties yesterday :) They are not related (one black one siamese) but are always cuddling together and they love each other so much! It is too adorable to bear.
@Veronica Mars is smarter than me ahhhhh I am so jealous of your foster kitties!!! I want foster kitties! I have two permanent kitties that cannot stand the sight of each other (one siamese, one she-devil). want to do a kitty swap?? (I kid, of course.)
@The Bitchuation No switch, but if you want two more kitties...?
But seriously, these cats are amazing. They were rescued together so at least came from the same home if not the same litter. They are SO friendly! We took them to the boy's parents' house for the super bowl and they explored the whole house and spent time with every person there! And the black one curled up on boy's dad's lap and took a nap :)
Also, Siamese cats: the greatest cat breed, or the greatest period?
I've been away from my computer for most of the week, was there any discussions about the PinPals project? I was a little late with my letter but I'm sending it this afternoon!
@Decca Not remotely an answer to your question, but I am reading The Sisters by Mary Lovell and how weird is it that I keep thinking of YOU, mystery internet person I do not know? Seriously, though, every time there's a mention of Decca.
@vanillawaif This makes me so happy! Are you enjoying it?
@Decca SO much! I'm wondering how I managed to go 30-odd years on this earth without knowing about the Mitfords. Then again, it's nice to know that you haven't already discovered all of the fascinating things and that there are others to look forward to.
@Decca Hello! As far as I am aware of, there hasn't been any discussion about Pin Pals here on the 'Pin. But everyone has been matched up and can start sending letters any time for Paper Garbage Month!
So this week I've watched season 1 of Sherlock 3 times, season 2 (series 2?) 1.3 bar times, ordered all the original Sherlock stories, and ordered BOTH series from Amazon.uk for so so cheap!
I am Sherlocked and Cumberbatched to the fullest extent imaginable.