Hands of time. Lap hand surgery. Hanned food. Ayn Hand.
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man secrets, fate, hands
The Hand Before Time
Catch Me If You Hand
You Hand Take It With You
Hand Hardly Wait (Porn with people pleasuring themselves, obvs)
@JessicaLovejoy Jessica Handy?
Brown-eyed Hand Some Man.
Fine and handy!
Left Hands of Darkness.
Hand sandwich on rye with mustard.
@Gertrude Handa Accord.
@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) myhandy
Parents just don't underst hand.
In the Hand of Blood and Honey written and directed by Handgelina Jolie.
@leastimportantperson In the Land of Blood and Handy?
@boyofdestiny "Ask a Hand". Am I doing this right?
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Hands that shift and murmur,
interlock and clench one
another. Hands that rise
up in balls and shriek their
disapproval of what other
hands have done.
Hands that surge in volleys,
with one another, with teeth
and bellies. Hands that
reach always for a scrap
of what's left over.
Hands that ache from rheumatic
joints, creaky hands, cracked
hands, yellowed misshapen
grabbers and claws, grasping
always and forever, that shake
god from his heavens and pray.
The mighty hand leads to a sloping shoulder,
The finger joints are cramped with chalk;
A goose’s quill has put an end to murder
That put an end to talk.
"nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands."
@Emby This living hand, now warm and capable
Of earnest grasping, would, if it were cold
And in the icy silence of the tomb,
So haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights
That thou wouldst wish thine own heart dry of blood
So in my veins red life might stream again,
And thou be conscience-calmed—see here it is—
I hold it towards you.
Hands that lift and drop a question on your plate
I have the nickname "man hands." But who's laughing when I can carry snacks AND a drink in EACH hand?
@Anita Ham Sandwich
It's only a problem to Jerry Seinfeld.
@Anita Ham Sandwich I'll hand it to you, that is impressive.
@Anita Ham Sandwich This Hand is my Hand, this Hand is your Hand
Ask a Handy Femme!
Hand, a unit of measurement used to ascertain the height of a horse.
"Hand me down," said the goose.
"I can't," said the gander. "We'll just have to wing it."
@atipofthehat A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
@vanillawaif: What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the hander.
If you can get two in the bush, maybe see the French lady?
@atipofthehat I'm shaking my fist at you.
Why do the ladies call me "handsy" like that's a bad thing?
@atipofthehat: Probably because of their freakish, claw-like form.
@atipofthehat It's nothing to grope about.
Get a job!
Now THAT is funny.
I need a hand here.
I need to be manhandled.
Green Eggs and Hand
Also Leia Org-hand-a. (hides face in shame)
@pterodactgirl Handmiral Hackbar.
@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) Hando Calrissian.
@pterodactgirl Padme Handmidala.
@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) Handakin Skywalker
@jen325 Ewoks: The Battle for Handor
Like hands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...
Battle of the Hands
the hand that rocks the cradle
@LauraIngallsWildest also, learned hand had a cousin, noble hand! #lawschool
@LauraIngallsWildest Idle hands are the devil's tools!
Palmela Handerson, Battle of the Hands, (h)and my favorite joke writer Jack Handy.
Handsel and Gretel
Snow White Hands and the Seven Fingers
The Little Mermaid (Had Hands!)
I shake a lot of hands on a regular basis and sometimes dudes (always dudes) comment on how firm my handshake is? I don't know how to reply to that, so I usually end up saying something like, "Thanks, I have a lot of practice."
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