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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

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Kinds of Hands

Man hands.

Jazz hands.

Clock hands.

Card hands.

Hands of time. Lap hand surgery. Hanned food. Ayn Hand.

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one cow.

The Hand Before Time

JessicaLovejoy

Catch Me If You Hand

You Hand Take It With You

Hand Hardly Wait (Porn with people pleasuring themselves, obvs)

Pound of Salt

@JessicaLovejoy Jessica Handy?

punkahontas

Brown-eyed Hand Some Man.

area@twitter

Left Hands of Darkness.

cuminafterall

Hand sandwich on rye with mustard.

Gertrude

handa bear.

annepersand

@Gertrude Handa Accord.

Gertrude

@annepersand annepers-hand?

annepersand

@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) myhandy

melmuu

Parents just don't underst hand.

leastimportantperson

In the Hand of Blood and Honey written and directed by Handgelina Jolie.

annepersand

@leastimportantperson In the Land of Blood and Handy?

leastimportantperson

@annepersand Yesssss.

boyofdestiny

Classic Sc-hand-als

Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy)

@boyofdestiny "Ask a Hand". Am I doing this right?

Library Ghost

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Emby

Hands that shift and murmur,
interlock and clench one
another. Hands that rise
up in balls and shriek their
disapproval of what other
hands have done.

Hands that surge in volleys,
choreographed exchanges
with one another, with teeth
and bellies. Hands that
reach always for a scrap
of what's left over.

Hands that ache from rheumatic
joints, creaky hands, cracked
hands, yellowed misshapen
grabbers and claws, grasping
always and forever, that shake
god from his heavens and pray.

pterodactgirl

@Emby

"nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands."

Lucienne

@Emby This living hand, now warm and capable
Of earnest grasping, would, if it were cold
And in the icy silence of the tomb,
So haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights
That thou wouldst wish thine own heart dry of blood
So in my veins red life might stream again,
And thou be conscience-calmed—see here it is—
I hold it towards you.

transatlantyk

Learned Hand
Hands that lift and drop a question on your plate

Anita Ham Sandwich

I have the nickname "man hands." But who's laughing when I can carry snacks AND a drink in EACH hand?

atipofthehat

@Anita Ham Sandwich

It's only a problem to Jerry Seinfeld.

Beericle

@Anita Ham Sandwich I'll hand it to you, that is impressive.

Her???

@Anita Ham Sandwich This Hand is my Hand, this Hand is your Hand

annepersand

Hand-el's Messiah.

atipofthehat

Ask a Handy Femme!

raised amongst catalogs

Hand, a unit of measurement used to ascertain the height of a horse.

atipofthehat

@vanillawaif

"Hand me down," said the goose.
"I can't," said the gander. "We'll just have to wing it."

raised amongst catalogs

@atipofthehat A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

ejcsanfran

@vanillawaif: What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the hander.

atipofthehat

@vanillawaif

If you can get two in the bush, maybe see the French lady?

raised amongst catalogs

@atipofthehat I'm shaking my fist at you.

atipofthehat

Why do the ladies call me "handsy" like that's a bad thing?

ejcsanfran

@atipofthehat: Probably because of their freakish, claw-like form.

whizz_dumb

@atipofthehat It's nothing to grope about.

ejcsanfran

Get a job!

atipofthehat

@ejcsanfran

Now THAT is funny.

nyikint

I need a hand here.
I need to be manhandled.
Be-hand, understand?

whizz_dumb

@nyikin Womanhandled

dale

Green Eggs and Hand

pterodactgirl

Hand Solo.

Also Leia Org-hand-a. (hides face in shame)

Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy)

@pterodactgirl Handmiral Hackbar.

pterodactgirl

@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) Hando Calrissian.

Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy)

@pterodactgirl Padme Handmidala.

fondue with cheddar

@Fig. 1 (formerly myfanwy) Handakin Skywalker

fondue with cheddar

@jen325 Ewoks: The Battle for Handor
also, Handspeeders

OwlOfDerision

Like hands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...

OwlOfDerision

Battle of the Hands

LauraIngallsWildest

the hand that rocks the cradle

LauraIngallsWildest

@LauraIngallsWildest also, learned hand had a cousin, noble hand! #lawschool

Hella

@LauraIngallsWildest Idle hands are the devil's tools!

whizz_dumb

Palmela Handerson, Battle of the Hands, (h)and my favorite joke writer Jack Handy.

slutberry

Tristram S-Handy.

Hella

Handsel and Gretel
Snow White Hands and the Seven Fingers
The Little Mermaid (Had Hands!)

Nutmeg

I shake a lot of hands on a regular basis and sometimes dudes (always dudes) comment on how firm my handshake is? I don't know how to reply to that, so I usually end up saying something like, "Thanks, I have a lot of practice."

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