The popcorn is ready.
food, popcorn, friends
HURRY EAT IT JESUS CHRIST
@lighter fluid KILL IT WITH FIRE
Evil is SO delicious.
Ready to EAT YOUR SOUL.
AUUUGGHHH of course popcorn is evil, that's why it gets those hard brown shell parts stuck in your gums.
@iceberg The worst is when you get a gross skin or shell part caught in the way back of your throat and it just suctions itself down and you spend the next hour or so coughing and hacking and drinking water and trying to scour out your throat to GET IT OUT EW EW EW EW EW
@iceberg @The Lady of Shalott This is exactly why I don't eat popcorn. Not Worth It.
Crunch its little skulls between your teeth. Ha ha, evil popcorn, I am so much larger than you.
@laurel but there are SO MANY OF THEM
@Third Wave Housewife Share with a friend? Who is also larger than popcorn?
Okay, so...having seen Army of Darkness, I'm reasonably sure that only something extremely terrible will happen to you if you eat that popcorn.
So that's what happened to Voldemort after the train station!
I had to quickly scroll down to hide it then I peeked and had to scroll down again BUT NOW I KIND OF WANT TO LOOK AGAIN.
Don't make me eat the evil popcorn please!
I feel sad for the little scared popcorn underneath the evil one.
Edit: also, I will never eat popcorn again without checking for evil popcorn first.
@disgruntled co-worker I like the one next to him with the impish grin and the big schnoz.
@jen325 Lol! I hadn't even seen that one yet. That's it, tonight, I'm gonna make popcorn and go on a popcorn-face-hunt.
@disgruntled co-worker I hope your popcorn doesn't have any scary faces in it!
Instant nightmares forever.
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