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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

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You're My Favorite

If you've been following the "Shit ___s Say [to ___s]" meme (it started with "Shit Girls Say" and spread to, among others, "Shit Black Girls Say" and "Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls," etc.), there's now "Shit Gay Guys Say to Their Cats," by Rich Juzwiak, and it is good.



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Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse

This is the only one of these videos to make me literally lol. (During the Winston sneezing montage.) Granted I have long been a Winston fan.

MoonBat

@Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse
Winston is adorable, but he's not my favorite. Get rid of your sneezy snotmonster, seriously, he is revolting.

noodge

@MoonBat awwww, it's not his fault that he has been overbred by human beings who are bent on having teh kittehs with teh smooshiest facez

itmakesmewonder

@Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse I also reluctantly loled at the Winston sneezing montage. And the Tammy Faye Baker line.

jhonsons

awwww too cute! just like how i talk to my babies!@j

Clare

I was about to lose it during the "Or these?" sequence.

Also, Shit Straight Guys Say to Gay Guys.

redheaded&crazy

@Clare I have some SERIOUS sunglasses collection envy going on right now.

I mean. Seriously. I need to buy more sunglasses! But where does he keep them all???

Wednesday

@redheadedandcrazy Me too! Is that a normal amount of sunglasses? Am I ridiculous with only 3 pairs? Though I'm assuming though Rich's stash is combined with his partner's. Also, which pair got the Winston approval??

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

@Wednesday I have at least nine or ten pairs and maybe five of them in a drawer near the front door all safe in the cases they came in. I'm in the process of re-examining my sexual orientation in light of how many times I say "bless you" to my two sneezy (non-squish faced) cats...

Porn Peddler

@Clare Doesn't that hurt? Because I imagine it would....

I mean I've had big shits before you know what I mean? no okay...

oh god that line.

noodge

awww, I heart dudes with cats. they're just great together.

Side note: has anyone seen this? It's an oldie but goodie, and proof that men and cats have a lot to offer each other.

Ophelia

@teenie The TI-83!

this keeps getting better!!

noodge

@Ophelia cat yodeling? the best!

samafaye

trying to hold in hysterical laughter is not healthy.

Ophelia

This is amazingly similar to "Shit Straight Girls Say To Their Dogs"

redheaded&crazy

@Ophelia WAS JUST GOING TO SAY.

Megasus

@Ophelia It's true. In the last couple of hours my conversations with my dog have gone something like "Hey Bubs." "S'up? Whatchoo want?" Then I sang him a song about...something. I can't even remember.

Nutellaface

My takeaway from this video is that I am in fact a gay guy. This is going to be hard news to break to my fiancé, who has been under the impression, as have I, that I am a lady.

Ophelia

@Nutellaface ohhh, that would also explain it. I'm also going to have to break the news to my dog that he is actually a cat. Shit.

Nutellaface

@Ophelia I just got a dog, and he's been slowly breaking the news to me that he's actually a person.

Ophelia

@Nutellaface Yeah, that kind of snuck up on me, too. Sigh. <3

redheaded&crazy

awwww that shot of him snuggled under his covers with the cats ... why am I not at home snuggling my puppy right now?!

related, I totally empathize with the statement "I only get 2 days a week!"

sox
sox

@redheadedandcrazy I try to work from home one day a week and I swear my cat is like AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK OR SOMETHING? GAH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M NAPPING?!

redheaded&crazy

@redheadedandcrazy "WOMAN I NEED. MY SPACE. GAWD YOU ARE SO NEEDY."

mackymoo

Aw man I've missed Rich and Winston! I need to get them back into my internet routine.

becky@twitter
sox
sox

@becky@twitter OMG my right boob is totally bigger than my left one too!

Porn Peddler

@becky@twitter I was going to explode, this felt so long. And it was so perfect.

fondue with cheddar

Winston, can you get me a cup of coffee, please? And two Advil?

mynamebackwards

@jen325 I often ask my cat to hand me stuff, or go get me a glass of water. I'm just waiting for the day when he finally does it.

fondue with cheddar

@mynamebackwards Me too, and they never do it! They just give you that look.

fondue with cheddar
joie

@jen325 I have watched that 4 times in a row now and I can't stop giggling.

fondue with cheddar

@heyits <3 u Chewie!

LastMinuteLulu

I love this video! And I love Rich! And fourfour and Winnie and everything about them all!!! Hearts all around!!!

AceofSix@twitter

It's official. By the transitive property of LOLcats I am a gay man.

Jinger

Awww I <3 Rich and his cats so much! I always bless my kitty's sneezes, too. And ask her what she wants for dinner. And...a lot of other things in this video.

fondue with cheddar

@Jinger I always bless their sneezes, too. And I crack up when my one cat burps and the other gets hiccups.

sarah girl

This Rich is the only Rich that matters! Riiiiich.

Ashley Alvarez@twitter

"winston's my favorite..."

ann aunamis

Wait wait wait... Rudy is a girl? I always thought she was a boy!

sophi

@ann aunamis I was shocked to learn that Rudy is a girl! I can only assume now that she was named after Rudy Huxtable, which I am okay with.

Snood Mood

@sophi I was surprised, too! It could have been one of those things where they thought she was a boy when they found/adopted her, named her, then took her to the vet and found out the truth. My friends had a cat they named "Knuckles" who had to be renamed "Knuckelina".

Holden Cauliflower

Not to split hairs, but I'm pretty sure the first was "Shit My Dad Says."

micalala

@holden cauliflower well not really actually, because "Shit My Dad Says" was someone quoting a single person (their dad). Whereas "Shit Girls Say" was a parody of things they hear tons of girls say.

....both are awesome though.

SunnChips

My cats definitely watch me take showers, and I definitely feed them the ridiculous expensive cat food that's lableled "fit for human consumption" Weruva!

You'll be sorry Jo March

I'm guilty of discussing Downton Abbey with my cats. Who isn't?

bonusbk

@You'll be sorry Jo March

OH MY GOD! That line made me squeeeeel. My kitty Arsinoe has been incredibly interested in Lady Mary's beaux ever since poor Mr. Pamuk made her human!

SheWhoReadsInSkirts

I'm pretty sure the entire first minute of this was someone peeping on my life.

Megasus

This is easily the best one. But can we just do one for dogs and then stop forever please?
ALSO OMG SOMEONE EXISTS WHO OWNS MORE SUNGLASSES THAN I DO!!!

likethestore

Rich is my #1 internet crush.

badharry

My straight boyfriend says all these things to our cat. He sounds gayer than all of these men combined

badharry

@badharry Man rather. I've had some wine

noodge

my straight beau is also wayyyyy more over the top with our cats than this guy. my house is constantly ringing with the sounds of his baby talk to our cats.

Killerpants

I just couldn't possibly get a bigger kick out of that. Oh man.

nerdywhales

I totes have the cheap pink rimmed aviators he was wearing!!! $4.00 at Body Central :)

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