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Friday, January 20, 2012

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The Week of January 17 - 20

- A Married Dude doesn't usually bet on the Lions, A Queer Chick supports overthinking, and A Clean Person whispers "shoe nuts."

- Women: people?

- My number is one billion, eight hundred million, five hundred and fifty-five thousand, five hundred and fifty-five.

- "If you're not here in 20 minutes, I guess I'm just going to have to wait longer."

- And if you and your significant other have a friendly problem on which you can't agree, please let us know and we will solve it perfectly.

- Where does Steve keep his wallet?

- It was Ina Garten, in the gazebo, with the whip.

- Some good books, some bad hats.

- And some good-looking cervixes in bowties. See you next Monday. Enjoy some frozen fruit!

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Megasus

GUYS. GUYS. HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL ARE DIVORCING AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

fairlyalarmed

@Megan Patterson@facebook I KNOW. How am I supposed to believe in love now?

The Lady of Shalott

@Megan Patterson@facebook OH MY GOD, I KNOW!!!! Why can't we have ANY nice things??????

HeyThatsMyBike

@Megan Patterson@facebook NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EpWs

@Megan Patterson@facebook I CAN'T HANDLE IT. Who's left? KEVIN BACON AND KYRA SEDGEWICK, IF YOU TWO DIVORCE I AM DONE. You hear me? DONE.

She Saved The World, Alot

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher I had a dream last night that Heidi Klum and Seal were having a divorcing ceremony on the beach, and he threw his wedding band into the ocean and I dove in and snatched it up, and somehow ended up with hers as well, and then my mom said, "Stay classy, Pastina."

Then we were in a big building filled with sea water and those weird jellyfish-machine monsters from The Matrix were trying to eat everyone?

Decca

@Megan Patterson@facebook Maaaaaybe I just drank an entire bottle of cheap rosé and am playing "Kiss From A Rose" on repeat.

She Saved The World, Alot

OKAY pinners. There is snow on the ground and this party I was supposed to go to got cancelled. I live in a tiny studio by myself and I am going STIRCRAZY. There's a dude I sorta like but I refuse to text him to hang out because it's clear he doesn't like me and I'm doing that resolution thing where you don't waste time on people who are too dumb to realize how awesome you are. My former best friend lives a block away from me but I'm not texting him either because he is actually kind of a jackass and the resolution applies to him too.

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO???

Megasus

@pastina The answer is, obviously, read the 1000 posts in the open thread and laugh until you forget about them both, and THEN plan a Pin-Up so you can meet awesome people, not dumb people.

She Saved The World, Alot

@Megan Patterson@facebook Perfect! I actually spent the day watching movies and making strange concoctions from whatever food was left in my apartment. (Quinoa made in beer was kind of a fail...Too salty and hoppy.)

Has anyone seen "Lost in Austen"? It's basically a blasphemous Pride and Prejudice fanfiction complete with a Mary Sue of sorts, but also kind of...good? And only partially good in a bad way? Or bad in a good way? Watching Jane Eyre now, but I have all day tomorrow to read the open thread and forget about dumb boys.

NYC Pinners - anyone want to join me at Common Ground this Friday maybe? For booze and board games?

laurel

@pastina Are you watching the Fassbender Jane Eyre? How is it?

Maybe Fassbender and Cumberbatch could be in something as brothers? With the aqua eyes? And the corners of their mouths in common?

redheaded&crazy

@pastina i fucking love booze and board games why don't i live in a cool city like NYC?!

toronto pinners - booze and board games plzkthx!

Megasus

@pastina I know there's a couple places you can get coffee and boardgames. Don't know about booze.

Ophelia

@Megan Patterson@facebook I think that just means you bring a flask of whiskey/bailey's/kahlua/whatever for your coffee.

She Saved The World, Alot

@Ophelia But there are bars that have boardgames too!

http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=board+games+bar&find_loc=New+York%2C+NY

Ophelia

@pastina I actually live right near #6 :)

joie

@pastina Lost in Austen was a movie that I watched thinking all the while, I really shouldn't be enjoying this as much as I am. And yet, it was cute. And quite enjoyable!

She Saved The World, Alot

@heyits I know! That's exactly how I felt! I kind of wanted to watch it again...pretty much right after I finished it. I think it's because Amanda Price's life was so fucked up in Real England, and she fucked up P&P so thoroughly and SPOILER ALERT still ended up with Darcy. And also SPOILER ALERT the Wickham not being a douche? Loved it.

Also the fact that it was essentially fanfiction made into an actual movie made me so so happy. I spent the years from 15-17 writing SO MUCH fanfiction.

She Saved The World, Alot

I'm actually watching the 1996 version with William Hurt and Charlotte Gainsberg and a teeny Anna Paquin as young Jane. It's pretty good! Although I'm probably going to have nightmares about the crazy Mrs. Rochester.

laurel

@pastina Oh, c'mon. Who DOESN'T have a mad lady in her attic?

She Saved The World, Alot

@laurel But the DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER!!! Ohmagod I can't actually think of anything that freaks me out more than disembodied laughter eeergh.

Decca

I just got back from a four day jaunt to Edinburgh, which nobody told me was the Best City (well, top 5 that I've been to). Now I have another week off before college resumes. Life is wonderful!

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