Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.
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I loved this. That's all really. Just loved it.
@Jolie Kerr: <3 u Behrle...
@Bittersweet If that wasn't so joymakingly perfect I'd be sitting here stewing over the fact that you just beat me at my own game.
@Jolie Kerr: As it's not likely to happen ever again, I'll savor the moment.
Makes me feel happy watching this =)@t
Where do I keep my wallet? Don't worry about it.
@hairspin Where do I keep my wallet? Where DON'T I keep my wallet?
@hairspin I want to incorporate that phrase into my daily life more generally.
What time do I want to get lunch today? Don't worry about it.
What's this weird stain my face? Don't worry about it.
I don't have enough money to pay for these tennis balls? Don't worry about it.
Will I please stop resisting arrest and biting officers? Just don't worry about it.
Where can I buy a pack of these for daily use?
I'd do him.
#3 is the best. I would buy that and put it on my wall."It makes me want to stab everything in this jungle!" Ahahahha.
@Killerpants cosigned! It reminds me of this wonderful thing, which I found on the internet...somewhere, "Real men deal with their problems by punching trees or having another man slap them in the chest with a large bass."
@Killerpants Okay, so I just got around to actually reading Tarzan of the Apes a month or two ago. And it turns out? He actually does stab everything in the jungle. He's less the king of the jungle and more like the principal stabbist of the jungle. The first time he demonstrates a real ability to do much of anything, it's stabbing a silverback to death, after which pretty much nobody goes unstabbed. It's an astonishingly appropriate phrase.
@wharrgarbl That's really funny. Principal stabbist, hahahaha. I'm going to use that for something.
@Killerpants There's even this extended thing in which some native tribesmen who use poison on their arrows an spears move in on his turf, and it's this huge revelation in stabbing. Like, if it were a Disney movie instead of a book, he'd be singing "A Whole New World" to himself about poison-stabbing. He has a stabbing epiphany.
Aww, #3 just met an ancestor of Katie Holmes.
Oh, but there was the one time he didn't hold the vine swing for me. And the other time he came home smelling of wooly mammoth blood. And don't even get me started on his poor gathering skills.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is the best. loling at my desk.
I was wondering why he carried a wallet, but you really wrapped that storyline up with the last card.
Ah! My boyfriend is Steve, but this Steve is 100% better. If he were my boyfriend, he would make me so happy I would stab everything in the jungle!!
I think this might be my favorite.
I thought I was reading Ask A Dude for a minute and was waiting for the big BUT.
"He's soooo thoughtful...but he never washes his loincloth."
Also, I need to know where to Tarzan stickers.
One of my best man pals is a dude named Steve and of course I needed to forward this.
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