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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

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LiLo as Liz for Lifetime

Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, for television, makes sense to me.

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becky@twitter

the producer's last film was lifetime's amish grace. this sounds about right.

Valley Girl

I have never clicked on a headline faster.

candybeans

@Valley Girl and i've never groaned so angrily at one. ugh noooo

Ophelia

This is great.

Also, does this mean we get to do a re-boot of the White Diamonds commercial, with Lindsay Lohan saying "These have always worked for me," but holding out some pink martinis?

becky@twitter

@Ophelia she'll unclip her diamond studded ankle bracelet, slap it on the table and say, "this never worked for me."

pinkmoon

@Ophelia "These have always brought me luck" ! I only know because I used to act that line at least five times a day (preferably in my grandmother's fox stole and clip on rhinestones) in 1992. My friends did not get why it was funny. Why is it funny? Is it the way she says it, kind of like a cartoon villainess? I am glad that line stuck with others!

Ophelia

@pinkmoon Ohhh, you are TOTALLY right. And that is clearly a better cartoon villain line.

Ialdagorth

Honestly, doing a movie on the life of Barbara Payton might be more fitting at this point (although I am hoping for a different ending for Lindsay..I'm rooting for you, we're ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!)

applestoapples

And who the actual fuck is playing Richard Burton--acclaimed thespian Zac Efron?

emilylou

@applestoapples Hey now, don't bring Zac into this!

melis

"I'll actually never like you, because you look like a goblin wrapped in a bedsheet."

applestoapples

@emilylouise Hey, he wasn't forced at gunpoint to star in Charlie St. Cloud!

melis

@applestoapples The cloud totally stole that movie.

emilylou

GUYS. Charlie St. Cloud doesn't negate his excellent work in 17 Again.

applestoapples

@emilylouise But how do you explain New Year's Eve?

klemay

I saw "Liz" and immediately thought "Liz Lemon," and I had a moment of panic.

laurel

@klemay LiLo's only hope is if Tina Fey legally adopts her.

Veronica Mars is smarter than me

Can we talk about that pic of Lindsay that someone decided should be attached to this article?

becky@twitter

@Veronica Mars is smarter than me it's horrible and shows a forehead wrinkle i don't think she had 5 years ago.

Veronica Mars is smarter than me

@becky@twitter THR: "You know how basically every person ever thought Liz Taylor was gorgeous? Do we have a pic of LiLo that is the opposite of that?"

Layla

I'M SO EXCITED

Ophelia

@Layla I'm so...scared.

Fancy Mustard

Can I order my Chinese takeout now? I already have my Snuggie and my box of wine! This movie will be monumentally awful and I cannot wait.

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