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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Shouter, and Blintzen

Funny or Die brings us a "very special Drunk History Christmas," this time starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey. "I'm so goddamn drunk," says our narrator. "Derek, I drank since 2:30 today."

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Maria

That was an impressive number of reindeer he managed to name.
Also, I may have snorted at some point in my effort not to laugh out loud.

fondue with cheddar

@Maria I may already have named all the guys.

area@twitter

That was a thing of beauty. Although, um, was Santa Carrey hitting on Papa Gosling at one point there? (Not that I blame him.)

Lauren_O'Neal

@area@twitter "That's someone's demented dream." ~my boyfriend in response to this comment

area@twitter

@Lauren_O'Neal Annnnnnnnnd there's the vomit. HWURRRG

julia

I'm just glad there was no vomiting in this edition of Drunk History.

backstagebethy

I have never seen a Drunk History before but it was delightful.

HRH Your Cuntness

@backstagebethy Check out the Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton deul one. It's a thing of beauty.

Daria Morgendorffer

@HRH Your Cuntness That's the BEST!

meetapossum

@HRH Your Cuntness I like the Edison/Tesla one a lot. "Edison...was an ASSHOLE."

fondue with cheddar

@HRH Your Cuntness Oh, these are so great. Where has Drunk History been all my life?

fondue with cheddar

@meetapossum Oh...no. There should be a Puke Warning on that one. Now I'm afraid to watch more.

meetapossum

@jen325 Oh, man, sorry! I always forget which ones involve puking.

fondue with cheddar

@meetapossum Ha, that's okay. Fortunately, I wasn't eating. They really should put a warning on them, though.

HRH Your Cuntness

@jen325 On Youtube all along!

Now check out Yacht Rock.

fondue with cheddar

@HRH Your Cuntness I have! Good stuff.

emilylou

Eva Mendes is living out my Greatest Christmas Wish: Ryan Gosling in my bed. Ryaaaannnnnnnnnnn

atipofthehat

@emilylouise

So, you would be "down" with that?

atipofthehat

@atipofthehat

Even if he was eating Drake's Cakes in bed?

Daria Morgendorffer

@emilylouise Ryan Gosling is living out my Christmas wish of Eva Mendes in bed (though not in her kerchief, and me in my cap).

emilylou

IT WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY THING HE WAS EATING IN BED if I had my way!
(sorry, ugh, I'm sorry)

atipofthehat

@emilylouise

There is much in what you say. Diving is what goslings do best.

HRH Your Cuntness

Oh man, I love Drunk History so much. I think this might be the cutest Drunk yet. Those cheeks!

And, hey, the fact that I remembered him after looking at Gosling in a cap is a pretty good sign for this Drunk.

ann aunamis

I loved the part when he was crunching on a cookie. Bahahahaha!

jackeemarie

I'm still not over the breakup of Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams. Eva Mendes is a very poor replacement. Ugh.

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