1) Be 17.
2) Get arrested.
3) Live in suburbia but not John Cheever’s suburbia. Kevin Smith’s suburbia.
4) Sit in the back of a cop car and reflect on the course of events that led to you to this point.
5) Note that you are wedged between two people from your graduating high-school class. It’s December and 15 of your peers are being busted for underage drinking. There’s frost on the ground and a chill in the air, so it’s not half bad being in a heated car — as opposed to clutching a plastic cup of cold beer in a parking lot.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011