This is an audio/visual onslaught, but "he's going to be delicious, especially when everyone's drunk and stoned."
food, recipes, the holidays, snowmen, cheese
I feel like all those collectibles are staring judgmentally.
this is the true meaning of christmas
I'm not sure if this is more brilliant or horrifying. (I mean, obviously, it's both. But which one wins?)
This offends my sensibilities. Any good Texan knows that the only thing that belongs in velveeta is Rotel.
That being said I do like that you get to watch him melt throughout the party. It's like a middle American ice sculpture.
@boysplz Perhaps we could stuff the rotel inside the velveta, so when he melted, it would be like he was bleeding, which is a whole new level of horrifying, but delicious.
@Maria I think that is a perfect idea. Now I just need to organize a party with a bleeding cheese snowman and a red velvet cake shaped like an animal. I wonder when the next Austin pinup is going to be.
@boysplz. YES. We need an Austin pinup specifically for this purpose!
@boysplz I will drive to there from Kentucky for this. Bleeeeeeeedin armadilla groom's cake.
ewwww! mmmmm! ewwwwwmmmmmmewwwwwwmmmmmmm?
no lie, if I was drunk and stoned, I would be fucking transfixed by watching Frosty slowly melt, and then I would eat the hell out of him. so...as horrifying as this realization is, this is really the perfect party snack. it's entertainment and fattening food all in one!!!
@Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse
I'd hit that. I mean, eat it. It would start out with ladylike dips, becoming increasingly wolfish as the nog began to wither my brain. Next day, my on-again/off-again lactose intolerance would have a bone to pick with me.
I really, really wanted to see a time lapse shot of him melting all quick-like.
@Emby, Yes that is all this demonstration is missing.
I love you Charles Phoenix, you wonderful old Building & Loan.
I'd like to give a shout-out here to Amy Sedaris and her cheeseball-loving ways! Hospitality under the influence = the best kind.
I must have those bubbling light things! I'm pretty sure they are meant as a christmas decoration but they would totally pass as a chanukkah menorah. Where would i find one???
@batgirl - those might be original 50s bubble lights (the kind that would burn your house down). They sell reproductions now but not quite as cool.
I love you Charles Phoenix!!! He's one of those wacky local LA people that is just the best. His kitchy thing is too much for some people but I love it.
if you are ever lucky enough to have a charles phoenix vintage slideshow any where near you, GOOOOOO. he is the best! I love him and I want to invite him to every party so that we can stand next to the cheeseball/jello mold/punch and gossip about whose husband is cheating with his secretary, who just got a new washing machine, and who is going heavy on the mothers' little helpers.
omg I love. LOVE
He lost me at "You love Velveeta, right?" But he seems really fun.
My thoughts, in chronological order.
1) omg the still on that video at the start is making me go D:D:D:
2) I will take one peppermint suit, just like that, please.
3) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the dolls!
4) This guy is hilarious and I want to be his best friend.
5) Oh my JESUS WHAT IS VELVEETA WHY.
6) Cheese frosted 'cheese'. I feel ill.
7) ahahaah, 'greasing the carrot'.
8) Nooooo the snowmanity!!!!
9) I'm going to go watch My Drunk Kitchen, now.
God, I love this guy. His other videos are hilarious; I keep threatening to make the Astro Weenie Christmas Tree to bring to my in-laws....maybe this year.
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