Thanksgiving Is Behind Us
Real Simple has an interesting algorithm for detecting “similar recipes”:
Do you enjoy quiche lorraine? Try a high colonic!
Sacher torte? How about having those little fish eat the dead skin off your feet?
Foie gras doughnuts? A LARGE GLASS OF SALT WATER.
Two Bloomin’ Onions with ranch dressing? Thwacking yourself in the wrist with a rubber band whenever you sense saliva production.