Tuesday, November 15th, 2011
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Whatchoo Know About Pimento Cheese?

There are (probably?) two types of people in the world: those who love pimento cheese and those who don't. I've never even heard of the stuff, but I am appalled by my lack of ambition for not having come up with it on my own by this point. Apparently controversial pimento cheese additives: garlic, red pepper flakes, port wine, sugar, olives, and smoked gouda. So hungry!

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Jolie Kerr (#82)

JANE! I collect Junior League cookbooks and have several hundred pimento cheese recipes I can send you. Also I have something called The Madison County Cookbook (shut up I love that book/movie and I'm not ashamed to admit it) that has, I think, a million variations of pimento cheese just in the one volume. REMIND ME OF THESE THINGS AND I WILL TRANSCRIBE.

laurel (#111)

@Jolie Kerr I have the Amarillo Junior League cookbook! It is insane.

Jolie Kerr (#82)

@laurel I know that one! I have the Victoria, TX one and it is similarly insane. (Literally, it's called "Ropin' in the Flavors of Texas" alskhfldkhglkhgdflkhd!!) The Lafayette, La. one is my favorite though. The salad section is… really something.

@Jolie Kerr As a Lafayette native, I have several copies of this cookbook. You're not kidding.

laurel (#111)

@Jolie Kerr The Amarillo one has a recipe for making beer (It really does!) as well as BBQ brisket for 85.

Do they all list the recipe's author as "married name (maiden name)"?

Jolie Kerr (#82)

@laurel Many of the do, yes! It's one of the things I love most about the JL cookbooks.
@m.cat Some friends and I once got very, very high on CA's best medical marijuana and I treated them to a dramatic reading of the salad section of that cookbook. It sounded something like this: "Strawberry Jello, strawberry Jello, strawberry Jello, mayonnaise, lime Jello, strawberry Jello, mini marshmallows, mandarine oranges, strawberry Jello…."

boysplz (#5,771)

@Jolie Kerr OMG junior league cookbooks! The Half Price Books near my place has a whole section just for them. My fave (grossest)recipe I have is a curry that calls foe peanuts and bacon on the side. Exotic!

macaroni (#6,373)

Oh, Jane. You are missing out. Nothing in the world is better than a burger with bacon & really good pimento cheese on it. Literally. Nothing.

angermonkey (#8,978)

@macaroni OH MY GOD, there is a place here in Bloomington, Indiana that puts pimento cheese on a bacon burger and, as a Texan, I am SHAMED that this did not occur to me.

It's GOOD pimento cheese, too. All shredded sharp cheddar and none of that weird stuff you see in containers made with Velveeta or similar.

lolita (#5,509)

@ angermonkey

WHERE??! I happen have occasion to visit Bloomington on the reg, and yet I do not know of this place. Please inform.

(PS jealous you are thereeeeeeeeeeeeee)

angermonkey (#8,978)

@lolita Sweet Grass, at the corner of Patterson and Rogers. This town is stupid full of great places to stuff your face with food. I'm also a fan of Farm over on Kirkwood.

macaroni (#6,373)

@angermonkey Yes! Just like my granny made! There's a place in Atlanta that has the best pimento burger ever. (ATLiens! If you haven't had Parish's burger, you are missing out!! It's AMAZEBALLS.)

QuiteAmiable (#5,570)

I am not a fan of pimento cheese, though my sister claims to make an awesome version that I would love. NEVER buy the stuff in the tubs at the market! NEVER.

parallel-lines (#5,268)

I can not abide by a pimento. If I order a martini, I will use the toothpick to pull them out of my olives – how dare they be there in the first place?! Pimento loaf might easily be one of the worst lunch meats known to man, and this is coming from a lady who'll eat braunschweiger.

Decca (#8,898)

@parallel-lines Please excuse this interruption of your regularly scheduled broadcasting so I can warn everyone about the most horrific lunchmeat of all time: Billy Roll.

I hope to God it's not available in the US, for all your souls. It is foul. It is of indeterminate origin. And it has a face.

annepersand (#4,644)

@Decca At first I was like "billy roll? billy roll?" and then you were like "it has a face." And then I knew. The horror, the horror.

annepersand (#4,644)

@parallel-lines Isn't billy roll made out of reconstituted ham? What sadistic game is this deli playing.

Decca (#8,898)

@parallel-lines

Anything approaching the change that came over his features I have never seen before, and hope never to see again. Oh, I wasn't touched. I was fascinated. It was as though a veil had been rent. I saw on that ivory face the expression of somber pride, of ruthless power, of craven terror—of an intense and hopeless despair, of billy roll. Did he live his life again in every detail of desire, temptation, and surrender during that supreme moment of complete knowledge? He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision, at some reconstituted lunch meat—he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath—

"The horror! The horror!"

lindsey@twitter (#8,787)

Sometimes I forget that the south is just full of really weird food.

Pimento cheese sandwiches on the lake, after a late, late summer day shaking muscadine vines over the front of the boat (nothing better than muscadine jelly on a hot biscuit). The perfect food for a long day fishing and skiing.

angermonkey (#8,978)

@lindsey@twitter …preferably with bread and butter pickles on the side and an ice-cold Dr Pepper.

lindsey@twitter (#8,787)

@angermonkey Sweet pickles and grapico or sundrop for me :)

sa3 (#12,262)

@angermonkey mmm yeah a DP for sure!

nowwhat (#10,856)

@lindsey@twitter This just made me seriously homesick for my southern childhood on the lake! DP, muscadine, biscuit, and pimento cheese sandwiches.

I'll confess we always got the pimento cheese in the tub though so that's my Proustian memory trigger.

janedonuts (#603)

Oh, pimiento cheese, how I love thee, especially with triscuits. We don't get the good stuff here in L.A., so when I make trips home to Atlanta I have to indulge. It might be the most southern thing about me anymore.

lindsey@twitter (#8,787)

@janedonuts I was so confused- at first I thought you meant the OTHER L.A. (Lower Alabama). I know for a fact there's good pimento to be had in that LA.

undercoverhippie (#6,015)

As the lady said at :50, pimento cheese sounded gross to me but I was convinced to try it earlier this year and HOLY NIGHT! I ate it every day for two weeks straight. it's that good. But the store-made stuff still looks gross. Homemade all the way! (but I use pre-shredded cheddar.) Worstershire, cayenne, black pepper. OMG this video has suggested so many good ideas… I want to try a grilled pimento cheese sandwich! and pimento jalapeno poppers!

annepersand (#4,644)

@undercoverhippie Aw I was the opposite! I was desperate to try it because it sounded like all the things that I should have liked, but when I actually had it it was only okay. Maybe I just didn't have the good stuff?

@annepersand Same here! I expected to love it, and it was just OK. So I tried making my own, which gradually morphed into something I could love (but that wasn't pimento cheese anymore): Shredded sharp cheddar, mayonnaise, chopped dill pickle, super finely chopped garlic, a squirt of hot sauce, maybe a sprinkle of black pepper. Done!

annepersand (#4,644)

@Jackie May Parkison GURL. Where do you live, and would you be willing to relocate to a small-but-comfortable floor cushion in my kitchen where you can prepare me that delicious-sounding cheese dip to order? (Must be willing to provide own cheddar, mayo, etc. as I am broke.)

melis (#841)

@annepersand Seconded, strongly.

@annepersand I am in Lafayette, Indiana, where rents are low, and thus my apartment is large enough to entertain in and I can still (sometimes) afford cheese. Come on over!

(Psst, any Purdue 'pinners about?)

noReally (#6,337)

With garlic, beer and jalapeños. Without sugar. Grilled, with tomato, bacon and avocado.

teebs (#8,449)

I can't believe I just watched an entire documentary on pimento cheese.

sa3 (#12,262)

i forget that other people don't have the same great food that we have down here in the South! but that's a strange little recipe you've got up there, i like the classic pimiento cheese!
also, even MORE delicious is PALMETTO cheese, made in Pawleys Island, SC. so doggone delicious.

sa3 (#12,262)

@sa3 if there's ever a Meetup in the carolinas or tennessee, we can have some REAL good food!

candybeans (#9,487)

@sa3 Palmetto cheese sounds a little bit like it would have bugs in it… but i'd still eat it.

@sa3
"i forget that other people don't have the same great food that we have down here in the South! "
I wish this were more true! I'm planning next week's travel from Carolina to New England, and there are almost no "good" restaurants in DC or NYC that aren't serving Southern food now – shrimp and grits, pimiento cheese, deviled eggs, barbecue. I love Southern food, but when I'm out of the South I want something different. The only other travel/special occasion worthy restaurants I've been finding are Italian, which is what we get at my in-laws.

noReally (#6,337)

@sa3 Pawleys Island! Since I was little, whenever I hear that Disneyland tagline about happiest place on earth I think of Pawleys.

First time back after Hugo I cried like a baby.

@sa3 Sometimes Southern food privilege blinds us to the fact that some people have to grow up deprived of the foods we took for granted. It's truly eye-opening.

sa3 (#12,262)

@noReally it really is the happiest place on earth! I'm 26 and the only summer we've missed since i've been alive was the year after hugo…but you better believe after that we were back at pawleys! now i'm living in SC upstate and it's so amazing to think i could just go over to the coast for a weekend, cause in my mind i still live SO FAR from the beach, like when i was a kid. oh, pawleys. now i'm full of happiness, talking about it.

teebs (#8,449)

Also, now I want to make some pimento cheese! I've never had it.

broompeople (#11,927)

I don't know how it is that I spent 16 minutes watching this but I had never heard of pimento cheese before (I guess.. not being American?) but needless to say I am extra excited for my first PIMENTO CHEESE EXPERIENCE. Is something missing from my childhood?

candybeans (#9,487)

boy, i was already in a deep state of missingness for texas, and this video did NOT help.

tiptoemammal (#1,915)

Top Five Things Which Are Awesome About This Video:
5. People don't know about pimento cheese?
4. I want to eat at every single restaurant they show.
3. Mention of boiled peanuts!!!
2. Food Anthropology! (Love this subject!)
1. Acknowledges Southerner's love of mayonnaise!

Things which are seriously effed up about this video: Where are the Black people?!?!!! That's a great big sea a White folks, y'all. I don't know if you've ever been to the South, but there are a LOT of Black people there, and it's super awkward to make a video about food traditions/culture in the South and not include people of color. Especially if you are going to mention how the people there are "tied to the land" and how they "lost the Civil War." Ahem.

@tiptoemammal Hey, I made the movie and if you'd like to know, the African Americans I talked to did not grow up eating pimento cheese. As a New Yorker, I wanted to talk to people who grew up eating it and making it, as I clearly did not. As a member of the Southern Foodways Alliance and a huge fan of Southern food, I assure you I am not only well aware of the deep heritage, and influence on Southern food from African Americans but Caribbean, African, French and Asian folks as well.

tiptoemammal (#1,915)

@Nicole Lang@twitter: Thanks for replying to my comment! I think this is an important conversation to have.
Though Southern food has been influenced by the other cultures you mentioned, the people from those cultures are not as strongly represented in Southern populations as African-Americans are. While it’s not especially notable that someone might discuss the South without mentioning Asia, it's truly strange to watch a movie about a Southern cultural artifact and not even see a single person of color. I'm not suggesting that this omission was intentional, but I do think that it's worth noting and thinking about.
In the interest of countering the oppression that has withheld access to power and opportunity from African Americans *specifically in that region* since this country's inception, I think it's really important that they be adequately and appropriately represented in the media that we produce about said region. I would prefer (and I recognize that this is just my opinion and I’m not making any movies so my scope may be limited) that you make a very strong effort to seek out people of color who did grow up eating pimento cheese, just to ensure fair representation. If those interviewees all say that food is not a part of their culture, then mention that. That pimento cheese might be a “white people food” is surely as relevant as the fact that it’s a food for people who are tied to the land, etc. Why the elephant in the room?
Having said all that, I loved this movie, and it made me seriously homesick (and hungry!). I’m only putting forth my observation because I think it’s constructive to do so. I hope it’s helpful to think about.

cocokins (#7,836)

Kraft sells a pimento cheese-food spread. When I was young, my mom ate so much of it that all of our juice glasses were actually repurposed pimento cheese jars.

luckylulu (#10,550)

@cocokins guh….yeah. I asked the husband to pick me up some pimento cheese for sandwiches and the sweet, ignorant, northerner brought me back the Kraft pimento cheese-food spread. I wasn't happy about it. Works fine for stuffing celery sticks, but that's about it.

battlestarlet (#4,292)

@cocokins We ate (still eat) the Kraft stuff too! So YUMMY on Wheat Thins. I find myself always picking out the pimentos though–I don't like their texture. Maybe I would prefer a cheese/mayonaise/pimento juice blend.

I have so many wonderful memories of my family sitting around a box of crackers and pimento cheese. <3

Sara K@twitter (#12,427)

@cocokins oh my god, someone else! My mom ate that stuff too and we used the jars as glasses! I think the years of that stuff being in our house now freaks me out. I find it a little scary.

bitzyboozer (#3,441)

Huh! Somehow I did not know that pimento cheese was just a Southern thing. If you've never had it before and your first taste doesn't float your boat, don't write it off just yet…there are so many variations out there and quality varies wildly in the prepackaged stuff. I never really loved the stuff growing up but I've had some dang tasty homemade/fancy pimento cheese as an adult.

remargaret (#11,523)

Y'all, I have found the best pimiento cheese on earth:
http://gardenandgun.com/article/spread-love
It even beats my mom's, but don't tell her.

remargaret (#11,523)

@remargaret Note: The Duke's mayo is CROOSH. Never Miracle Whip, bleah.

PistolPackinMama (#7,875)

Ny favorite Scottish Corner Sandwich Shop sandwich is a cheese savoury. Which is basically grated cheddar, mayo, and salt and pepper. And red onion. Like what pimento cheese, before there were peppers from the new world!

Hey!! Thanks so much for linking to our movie!! It was fueled by this Ex NYer's discovery of PC a few years back. Now I live in the South and PC is a way of life It's so great to read all the reactions in the comments! Whoo!
Thanks again
Nicole Lang

MrsLlama (#8,586)

DO NOT MESS with pimiento cheese, guys. There is only one way to make it. My way. Don't be putting fancy stuff in there (I am talking to you, every Southern-ish restaurant in New York). Mayo, cheese, garlic, pimientos. Dunzo.

messofme (#5,669)

it's soooo gross. :( (((((((((((((
i have too many stories of my aunts tryina force-feed me pimento cheese as a kid. also, egg salad sandwiches with sweet relish and WAY TOO MUCH MAYO.
these are probably the reasons i hate mayo.
or maybe i hate those foods because i hate mayo.
which came first? i don't even know.
i have to go gag now.

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