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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

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Watch Out, California

"It's one of those moments where you ask, 'what's happening here?'"
The birds are growing.

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california, birds

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deepomega

deepomega

@deepomega Oh you guys are gonna regret the shit out of enabling image comments.

TreatYoSelf

@deepomega whoah, image comments work now?? HTML I assume?

CrescentMelissa

This is almost as good as the Birds With Arms post.

parallel-lines

Seagulls will soon be all "come at me bro!"

Ophelia

@parallel-lines "Scientists today discovered that recent changes in bird body mass were due to increased consumption of Vitamin Water and large deposits of hair gel."

leastimportantperson

Help me California

rootmarm

@leastimportantperson "Help me." -- California

mouthalmighty

@rootmarm: "Help." - me (California)

Rosebudddd

@leastimportantperson Damn it, I raced down here to post the exact same comment, knowing all the time that someone probably beat me to it!

frigwiggin

They're going to get Mary Claire! SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE HAPPIEST WOMAN.

Ophelia

@figwiggin SIGTMMHOIAGTMYBG

frigwiggin

@Ophelia Someone Is Going To Make Me Happy Or I Am Going To Make Your Birds Giant? (Or Grow.)

Ophelia

@figwiggin yep! I was going with Gigantic, but you get the gist.

thebestjasmine

THIS IS TERRIFYING.

wharrgarbl

@thebestjasmine Everybody run.

thebestjasmine

@wharrgarbl HOW FAR DO I HAVE TO RUN? Shit, I hate running, and I'm really slow. They're going to get me. Like, within minutes, right? Can I structure my life so that I never go outside again?

wharrgarbl

@thebestjasmine I would practice kicking, if you don't want to run. Just remember, you have to murder them on the kick. They have wings, so you can't rely on the fall to kill them.

laurel

Meanwhile, Americans are getting smaller. How long before chickens are farming us?

Ophelia

@laurel Wait, really?

laurel

@Ophelia: Yep, and Europeans are getting taller: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/apr/04/usa

Ophelia

@laurel Totally interesting article - thanks!

Anne

They're turning back into dinosaurs. Velociraptors for everyone!!

boyofdestiny

Add this to earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, fire tornadoes, and scorpions, and you've got a pretty persuasive list of reasons to never live in California.

Ophelia

@boyofdestiny Also, Mary Claire.

Kneetoe

@boyofdestiny

fire tornadoes? That's not FARE.

LRMG

@boyofdestiny I guess I will have to enjoy all this 74 degree weather myself then.

romastrega

Great, just great. Now I can never leave the house again. - girl in LA who has BIRDFEAR

frigwiggin

@romastrega Just think, any one of us could be the Tippi Hedren of our time!

leastimportantperson

@figwiggin Can you even believe the gall of that little girl at the end who's like, "Can't we just keep the lovebirds? They never hurt anyone!" Oh honey. YET.

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