Rockefeller the oyster with a face (née Oysterface) was ultimately deemed too realistic too eat at Eva "Keeper of Oyster With a Face" Carbonaro's Thanksgiving celebration.
food, thanksgiving, oysters, massachusetts, things with faces
OMG, we had a seafood feast for Thanksgiving. The center of which was a huge 2.75 lb lobster. We named him Harvey, and ... ate every last bit of him...
Truly amazing. I'll be over here, humming 'Oysterface' to myself repeatedly.
Where can I get an MP3 of that full "Oysterface" song?
Cape Cod, represent.
Okay, is it just me, or does the oyster look kind of like the woman holding it throughout the video?
The perspective in the shot that's the video still there is kind of creeping me out and I originally thought that this was going to be a story about an oyster the size of a car and I was like HOLY SHIT, HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PULL THAT UP FROM THE OCEAN FLOOR.
this is clearly Marcel the Shell's creepy uncle. He's totally leering at me.
@FloraPosteHaste "We won't fight unless we're provoked."
Did her turkey also have a face?
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No she can't eat my oyyyyyysterface
MASSACHUSETTS: We fucking love seafood so Goddamn much
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