Louis is a cat and Rick is his owner and they like to IM. You should teach your cat how!
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I really don't need an entire day of getting IMed about how hard it is to attack the ceiling fan shadows.
CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
@laurel Caps lock IS how I feel inside...
@laurel I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this.
@Dancersize I mean, it's kind of an obvious joke, but it's so perfectly executed here.
@laurel HAHA BURN
there's just something funny about a cat saying, "RICK."
@wee_ramekin LouisTheCat: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
LouisTheCat: ALL THE TIME. I died from this.
@candybeans That's pretty much my cat every morning.
Me, getting dressed.
where's the fire extinguisher?
This is so excellent. Louis is like a cat version of Wilfred.
@applestoapples YES! Except more like a cat and less like a terrible friend who is actively trying to ruin your life.
holy shit this is amazing.
Cats are such assholes.
@parallel-lines ...she's probably at the cleaners.
@Ophelia A Clean Person told the truth!
i mean for reals that is a messed up lamp.
TSG update? did I miss it?
@iceberg There is a Taco Shack Girl update! It's right here!
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL WEEK
Being nice sounds like work.
My life motto! Am I a cat?
This. Is. Amazing. I need there to be more, like, right away.
I just emailed this to my husband, my mom and my bff..Cat jokes are still cool right?
Nice find Jane!
My cat has sent my boyfriend Gchats before; they usually go something like "hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
I was just looking for one but instead I came across an email about that guy who held people hostage in the Discovery Channel building, demanding that TLC stop running birthing shows! Ooh remember that!
@Pound of Salt That guy was kind of my hero, not gonna lie.
@Megan Patterson@facebook Yeah, my response was, "I can understand his anger with TLC."
"LouisTheCat: thats more than a little insensitive and i think you know why" made me laugh out loud. so subtle!
I'm glad I only just now found out about this & could thus read all of the episodes without spending hours & hours catching up.
If my dog wrote these, they would be:
My ball is under the couch
(20 mins later)
My ball is under the chair
(20 mins later)
I ate something
(20 mins later)
Is there any food
@Ophelia Mine would be like I AM SO LONEY. WHY AREN'T YOU HOME? I'M HUNGRY. I REALLY HAVE TO PEE BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE ME OUT. FINE, I'M GONNA POOP IN FRONT OF THE DOOR. (ten minutes later) I'M HUNGRY.
Oh my word. I can't even. This is the best thing on the internet, it might even be better than the Things Could Be Worse drawings from a while back. Oh my.
Oh wow, I love this. Sadly I think if I could IM my cat it'd be more like me going:
Are you still sleeping?
It's sooooo boring here today. What are you doing?
RickDickens77: You talk the same way about the UPS man.
LouisTheCat: that guy is a bitch
@candybeans I swear it, these are just transcribed conversations I have with my cousin (ZJ) via gchat. One Interaction regarding IPhone Vs. Zune/Droid (yes, this happened pre-steve job's death, but only a week prior):
LO: I'm thinking about buying an Iphone
ZJ: Why would you do that? Might as well buy Steve Jobs a new kidney.
LO: I like apple products, they're easy to use.
ZJ: Zune and Windows Phone. Way easier. Eat that, Steveo.
LO: Sure, if you think so.
ZJ: It is. Zune player is way easier.
LO: I disagree, but that is the beauty of the free market.
ZJ: You don't have a Zune, how could you know? Apple people are like Christian fundamentalists. And You're Michelle Bachmann.
Oh my god. If Flat Tire did this...
MY SHOELACE TOY ISN'T MOVING WHY ISN'T IT MOVING COME HOME AND MOVE IT FOR ME WHOOPS GOTTA POOP OKAY I'M BACK WHERE'S MY PONY I'M GONNA GO ON THE TABLE AND PLAY WITH THIS BOTTLECAP YAYYYYY BOTTLECAP WHY AREN'T YOU HERE TO GIVE ME TREATS WHEN I SCRATCH ON MY POST WHOOPS POOPING AGAIN
@figwiggin Who am I kidding, even if she were human-style intelligent she would never gain literacy.
@figwiggin I am relieved to find out that I am not the only human with an often-pooping pet.
@Ophelia So much! I don't know where all the poop comes from, she's so tiny. She's like the world's smallest horse.
@figwiggin I tell my cats "you know, if you didn't poop so much, you'd probably be bigger."
This is wonderful and reminds me of Suri's Burn Book.
@jules I LOVE Suri's Burn Book!
@jules Yes and it also reminded me that I haven't checked it yet today. I keep fighting the compulsion to print out Suri's Burn Book in its entirety to display on my coffee table.
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