If you crushed the whole internet together, it would weigh the same as a strawberry.
fruit, the internet
Oh my God I hate her. I want to weigh as much as a strawberry, and live in a house made from a cored apple.
i'd like to eat the internet.
@maybedre it wouldn't taste good.
@maybedre I just had some dried internet from Trader Joe's.
@Edith Zimmerman I unfortunately found a moldy internet in my fridge this morning.
@wasabi peas It probably tastes like burning.
@wharrgarbl or crap a la two girls one cup.
Does anyone else have trouble mentally grasping what "the whole internet" is?
@Ophelia My problem is that the whole internet is an infinitely variable dimension. For example, I frequently read the whole internet between 3 pm and 4 pm on work days and then have nothing else to do until 5, but by the time I get home, the internet is huge again.
@Edith Zimmerman But don't you own the internet? That gives you a totally unfair advantage.
The internet weighs a strawberry, and the Milky Way tastes like raspberries. WHEN DID THE WORLD GO TUTTI FRUTTI.
Never has my avatar seemed more appropriate.
No Kaylee, don't do it! Where will we keep our cat videos and weird stock photos and Qream jokes now?
@HydrogenJukebox Nooooo Kaylee, how could you!
@HydrogenJukebox I WAS COMING HERE TO SEE IF I COULD POST A PHOTO OF THIS SCENE.
"I present to you...THE INTERNET!"
"It's so light!"
"Silly Jen, the Internet doesn't weigh anything."
I guess the Elders of the Internet were proved wrong on this one, eh?
@NatashaMcG Damn, you beat me to it.
@rayray We can just bask in the glory of that episode together. That one and the calender episode just KILL ME every time. Like water-spurting-out-of-nose kill me.
@NatashaMcG That one is a definite fave, although I really do love the one with 'he kissed me on my bottom'.
@NatashaMcG aaahhhhhhhh That's the best episode of the best show about work!
I calculated the blogosphere as weighing the same as a stuffed mushroom.
Sure, but if it got rid of all the food blogs I'm sure it could get down to a raspberry.
WEAKER THAN CELERY.
Are we finally feeling the effects of all those thinspo tumbleblogs?
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