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Thursday, October 20, 2011

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The LiLo Mugshot Quintet

Doesn't Lindsay look like Natalie Portman in her latest mugshot? (And is there a mugshot-lighting version of Instagram?)

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melis

I SAY ENOUGH.

melis

That said, she kind of does.

lovelettersinhell

I just want someone to wrap her up in blankets, feed her nourishing food, and work on breaking her addictions and teach her hoe to value life without doing all this awful stuff.

melis

Is Lindsay Lohan secretly an injured baby deer that's shivering and trusting and alone and just needs you to love her back to health? Pictures after the jump.

JessicaLovejoy

At this point, her wild aversion to doing anything that might benefit others makes me question if she's actually an alien from the same planet as Roger Smith (just with better wigs.)

meattubs

But she was so adorable in the Parent Trap re-make. I want to go back to that.

melis

@meattubs Luckily for you, this same sentiment has been repeated about seventeen times on the Hairpin this week alone, so take comfort in numbers.

Edith Zimmerman

@melis I LOVED HER IN THE PARENT TRAP!

Ophelia

@melis Let's talk about Mean Girls, The Parent Trap, and Hunger Games on EVERY thread. (see what I did there? I will come to you with a tithe of bacon, though, I promise.)

melis

You're all trying to run me off to HelloGiggles.com, aren't you? (Also, where is the bacon thing from?)

meattubs

@melis Forming a support group: Women in Favor of Lindsay Lohan Being Forced To Make a 3rd Parent Trap In Hopes That It Takes Her Back To a Simpler Time. Who's in? I need to work on the name. We're going to occupy Hollywood.

Ophelia

@melis You know, it made total sense in my head, but now I can't for the life of me find the conversation I thought I was referencing.

meattubs

@melis I think people here talk a lot about bacon? Does that sound right?

melis

@meattubs Yes, but in a post earlier this morning Ophelia had an errant @melis that also mentioned bacon specifically in reference to me, apropos of nothing.

I should probably take a small break from the Internet.

meattubs

@melis I'm totally imagining an unmarked box of bacon mysteriously appearing on your doorstep this evening.

Ophelia

@melis Yeah, that was supposed to go with the stabby part, but it jumped down and then wouldn't let me edit/delete. Anyway, no break needed.

also, I feel like this is the internet equivalent of an awkward joke that didn't work in a bar?

ylime

@meattubs WIFOLLBFTMA3PTIHTITHBTAST. I'm in.

meattubs

@ylime Super. Yeah, we definitely need a better name. By the time we come up with one, though, Lindsay will have fled to Mexico.

but i'm a bird

@meattubs "box of bacon" ha hahahah! also that's your birthday present

meattubs

@but i'm a bird An unmarked box of bacon, please. With a note made out of letters clipped from magazines.

Craftastrophies

@melis A break to go buy bacon?

beanie

I don't see the similarity, but would be displeased if I was Natalie. Girl's the face of Dior!

KDubb

@beanie I don't see it either. I know it's not supposed to be, but it feels like a dig at NatPo.

shenannies

What joke am I missing here? She looks nothing like Natalie. Did anyone notice the blush/rouge disaster on her yesterday? Woman needs help.

melis

@shenannies It's the very last mug shot, so you have to scroll all the way down to the bottom. Well. You definitely don't have to, but.

Polina

@shenannies The only thing I could figure was she confused her eyeshadow with her bronzer/blush..

zidaane

@shenannies It's like Madison is doing her makeup now.

raised amongst catalogs

@zidaane Oh, please. That's one look Madison would never "fry."

joie

ENOUGH WITH LILO ALREADY DEAR GOD HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH.

so what?

why are all her mug shots (except maybe the first and last) taken from above? is that standard practice? it really gets rid of any trace of a neck, that's for sure.

Ophelia

Incidentally, Georgia Rule is on E right now.

GreenSedai

No. At least they stopped putting her in orange though. Also that color blonde looks good on approximately no one, and I actually thought she looked lovely in the one with the darker hair. I don't think you're supposed to think that about mug shots.

I see Melissa Joan Hart

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