This is awesome! It would be better if you were surrounded by women laughing alone with their salads who stop laughing when they see your buttery, delicious carbs.
@figwiggin Oh my God, I LOVED Kids' Cuisine as a kid. I don't know why. My parents used to get it as a bribe when I had a babysitter, so I would be good, and I was always SO FUCKING GOOD because for some reason I loved that shit. All I can remember now is the faintly metallic taste of the cinnamon apples.
@The Lady of Shalott It's strange, isn't it? I remember being rabid for them when I was a kid and I hardly ever got them, so they were like treasure. Treasure with an individual brownie.
@The Lady of Shalott I loved them too, far too much- as kids, we were allowed to choose anything we wanted to eat at Meijer for New Year's Eve, and for at least 3 years, my choice was a Kid's Cuisine.
You guys! I tried *so hard* to do the Courtney Stodden sexyface, but I just don't have enough plastic surgery.
@thornbek YOU ARE MY HEROINE FOR ALL TIME.
@thornbek Is that the dessert in the upper right corner? I love how you made it all puny and small in its little tin section.
@laurel It is indeed a "sad little Hungry Man brownie"!
@thornbek
Now I want some.
@thornbek Kaaaaaaaaate it's Liz and I wish I'd seen you IRL but this is AMAZING even just online. GAH. Ilu.
@thornbek Now THAT is some fine costume crafting! Please tell us more about your process. It looks incredible!
This is awesome! It would be better if you were surrounded by women laughing alone with their salads who stop laughing when they see your buttery, delicious carbs.
Well done!
This is just beautiful. The fluffy mashed potatoes! The corn!
Words fail me…
I have the strangest appetite right now…
Also I saw a Ceiling Fan at a party this weekend and correctly deduced that the wearer was a Hairpin reader.
That is 400% amazing. Anybody got a toddler who would put up with being Kids' Cuisine?
@figwiggin Oh my God, I LOVED Kids' Cuisine as a kid. I don't know why. My parents used to get it as a bribe when I had a babysitter, so I would be good, and I was always SO FUCKING GOOD because for some reason I loved that shit. All I can remember now is the faintly metallic taste of the cinnamon apples.
@figwiggin I just recall the little soggy chicken nuggets..mmm.
@The Lady of Shalott It's strange, isn't it? I remember being rabid for them when I was a kid and I hardly ever got them, so they were like treasure. Treasure with an individual brownie.
@figwiggin The brownie was obvs the best part.
@The Lady of Shalott I loved them too, far too much- as kids, we were allowed to choose anything we wanted to eat at Meijer for New Year's Eve, and for at least 3 years, my choice was a Kid's Cuisine.
I am so impressed. Truly, a work of art for our times.
A Lady at my office was a perfect Mac and Cheese.
Lady, you just made my day.
This made my lunch time much more fun! Thank you!
oh em gee. this is fabulous.
This is the best ever.
AMAAAAAZING
That butter pat is awesome. Also, why did the mashed potatoes taste just like cotton? Too real.