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Anthroparodie

Jenga-Inspired Wooden Sofa

rustic and woodsy, yet modern in its bold interpretation of gravity,
this plush, comfy sofa is perfect for when you just need to unwind

$4098

You might not think you need a new blog that parodies Anthropologie catalogs, but this one is great.

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TheDragon

I love the sandles.

Ophelia

Gary and Elaine would really love this.

atipofthehat

They have already racked up nearly $1,000,000 in orders.

joie

@atipofthehat That's a little rich for my pallet.

fondue with cheddar

@heyits I wood have to agree with you.

joie

@jen325 I've never made it through an entire Anthro catalog. I always get board.

becky@twitter

@heyits my trunk wouldn't fit into anthro clothes anyway.

joie

@becky@twitter their dresses make me look stumpy.

fondue with cheddar

@heyits I wanted to buy this sofa but I couldn't log into their site.

becky@twitter

@heyits guess my bite is bigger than my bark.

PistolPackinMama

@atipofthehat I haven't even a sliver of interest in this brand.

laurel

@heyits: I wonder if they have any cords?

PistolPackinMama

@laurel I don't think so, but there's no reason why they can't branch out.

laurel

@AnthroK8: I must admit, you've kindled my interest.

becky@twitter

@AnthroK8 after all, they left us with the tinder memory of skants.

joie

@becky@twitter I'm just going to leaf that one alone.

PistolPackinMama

@becky@twitter Sadly, my ash just does not look good in their jeans.

fondue with cheddar

@AnthroK8 Why not? Are you built like a twig?

Polina

As a certified Anthrohater, I am in love with this post.

elysian fields

@polina ahhhhh me too. Cannot stand Anthropologie's overbearing whimsicality (not to mention its obscene prices).

madge

@polina not to mention its shitty quality, and its complete lack of plus sizes. every time i go in that store i'm like "why did i come in here, i don't need any candles or $300 shoes that were made in china" ... HATE COURSES THROUGH MY VEINS

becky@twitter

@madge don't you know? fat people only wear terry cloth jumpsuits and light wash mom jeans. clearly, we don't need work clothes or anything designed properly to fit our bodies. heaven forbid we want anything vintage-inspired! that's just asking too much.

Polina

@madge @elysian fields I'll consider paying high prices...for things that don't look like yupster central. I have a friend who is always sending me this "GORGEOUS! Anthro dress" with some sort of ruffle shit that she is going to spend her paycheck on. And I feel guilty for being so snobby, but most of it you can buy something really similar at Target for 29.99.

Megasus

@elysian fields Also the stores smell weird.

elysian fields

@polina oh my Lordy Lord ... the ruffles! Are you kidding me? I'm a grown lady, not a 5-year-old on Easter Sunday. Get out of here.

PistolPackinMama

@madge I know, right? I refuse to by accessories at clothing stores where I can't buy the clothes.

Barry Grant

becky@twitter, your worries are over!
https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/?rtag=foreverlazy&

becky@twitter

this site is amazeballs.

annepersand

Woman laughing alone with flotsam.

melis

@annepersand Is something on fire? Like, just a little bit behind her?

annepersand

@melis ....Woman laughing alone with flotsam not actually alone, burned to death by vengeful hobos, angry that she has dismantled their lean-to.

New Hoarder

@melis Daughters of Eve?

New Hoarder

@melis Duh, FREAKS!!! I ♥ pre-Code movies.

TheDragon

I'm pretty sure I need the mist making turbin. If that doesn't get me the guy of my dreams nothing will. I think I'll seduce him on my Jenga couch. After all, sex should always be a careful balancing act and a cause of splinters in one's intimate regions, right?

becky@twitter

@The Kendragon did we learn nothing from the jizzcliner?!

TheDragon

@becky@twitter In two weeks: "Dear A Clean Person, how does one remove protein stains from my crazy expensive wood pile, er haute unfinished-wood sofa?"
Guess I'm a slow learner. I must say, the terminology "protein stain" freaks me out way more than any other possible term. I have no idea why

becky@twitter

@The Kendragon nothing is worse than the word, 'smegma.'

likethestore

I admit I love Anthro but I don't buy into their whole romantic sparkly twee lifestyle. Going there is a once or twice a year treat for me since there isn't a store in my city. I just really like ruffles, you guys.

New Hoarder

I believe I already owned a cheap, accidentally-homemade version of the jenga couch.

Meredith@twitter

Oh man, this is great, but it reminds me of a hilarious site I love: Release the Skirts(releasetheskirts.tumblr.com).

astrangerinthealps

That blog is hilarious. And, how sad is it that I perked up a little when I heard "Jenga-inspired wooden couch", because that is something I would actually buy if it didn't cost 30 thousand dollars and hadn't been made by Pakistani children?

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