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Planet Paz
"My husband was spying on me, so I felt spied on."
—Paz de la Huerta gets into character for Page Six Magazine. The last shot they did was about freedom.
[Via Natasha]
she's like the female version of zoolander
@jbsquare :-O
@Edith Zimmerman also, good job making us (or at least me) think that Paz got hitched before I watched the video. Now I have spent half the day thinking about that lucky lad.
@jbsquare No, she's Francesca Fiori! http://youtu.be/WxeS78VwmG0
so. what are we gonna say she's on? I do not know enough about drugs to diagnose alone.
@Lucia Martinez I have no idea, but I wish she would share.
@Lucia Martinez Her stuffy way of talking sounds like coke to me.
@Lucia Martinez Quaaludes, I'm convinced that she somehow has the only connection left in the country to good ludes. you can tell by the way she seems to live in a world of molasses.
@Anyone who commented on the Revlon Toast of New York lipstick in the Back to School Clothes post (http://thehairpin.com/2011/09/back-to-school-clothes/)- You guys! That is totally the color that Paz wears, all the time. Or at least, it looks just like it!
how does this sound?
We should start a hairpin cash pot, and people can pay $5 per guess for what drug she is taking regularly. When she crashes and burns, whoever guessed right splits the pot? Anybody want in?
@teenie I have a feeling we'd be splitting that pot in several ways. Unless "polypharmacy" counts as a vote. Then I'm absolutely in.
@spitfire i think you get 1 guess for each drug, so if I wanted to guess cocaine and oxycontins, I would pay $10. If she crashes and confesses to an oxycontin and heroin addiction, my guesses would count for 1 correct guess (you'd have to figure out an equation for how many total correct guesses, and divide the pot by that number, and that's how much anyone would get for a correct guess)
(why do I have this all figured out?)
@teenie But postmortem toxicology tests take so loooooong.
Why do you hate me, and how did you take control of my mind and make me go to Wikipedia and read this: "Early life. Paz De la Huerta was raised in the SoHo section of New York City by her parents Iñigo de la Huerta and Judith Bruce. She attended Saint Ann's School with Zac Posen for whom she later modeled and whose muse she is."
There is a link to the article defining "muse" and also one to the article defining "Zac Posen."
I feel like she only has two settings:
1) Humping your leg
2) slapping you in the face
Did she go to the Ireenie school for teenage hoes?
@parallel-lines What about the one where she slaps you in the face while humping your leg?
@Ms. Information Do not even TRY to beat Paz with a belt. She will love that!
@parallel-lines She specialized in teenaged ho at the Tampa School for Dramatic Tricks
@Megan Patterson@facebook No one knew who was the sluttiest, but she showed them. Oh, she showed them all!
I kind of want to write Chuck Norris Facts, but with Paz de la Heurta instead. "Paz de la Heurta can slam a revolving door."
@Ophelia YES! Please!
Pax de la Heurta mad Journey stop believing.
@parallel-lines Paz de la Huerta knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
@Ophelia Paz de la Heurta can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
@parallel-lines Paz de la Heurta can count to infinity*
*it is debatable whether PdelaH can count to 10.
@parallel-lines Paz de la Huerta doesn't sleep. She waits.
@Ophelia When someone startles god he yells, "Oh my Paz de la Huerta!"
@parallel-lines Santa Claus believes in Paz de la Huerta.
@Ophelia Paz de la Huerta won the world series of poker using Garbage Pail Kid cards.
@Ophelia
Paz de la Huerta can read her own lips in the mirror.
@Ophelia Paz de la Huerta KNOWS when she is being spied on.
I hate the roof. Look at me! Stop looking at me!!!
How did iPhone turn into old-style booths? Am I in the past again? But there is no boardwalk, no wrinkly man. No man with gun? Maybe I should just act model-y and make my lips go all smooch. But wait. Man in soft hat…knows me? Lights are so bright. I will be in magazine? Lady is touching arm. Laaaaaaaaaady. Mmmmm, can I go home? I want to eat sloppy joes by candlelight and listen to music, even though it's day! Lady? Lady, take me somewhere, I need to float away. You can take more pictures of me there…. I will made lips. I will make a tiger inside of my clothes, if there are any on, but I warn you: I must have candy first. Red candy….
One word:
AFRIN.
I can't believe I am actually defending Paz de la Huerta, but all of the comments making fun of her in every post about her leave a bad taste in my mouth, The Hairpin! Yes, she is ridiculous and loopy and strange (and possibly high) but that doesn't mean she's a worthless piece of shit. I love her because she clearly does whatever the fuck she wants and doesn't seem to care what other people think of that. Isn't that what we all aspire to? Well, I mean, I don't personally aspire to fall out of cars/my dress while the paparazzi watches, but if that's her path, more power to her. I don't know, all of this disdain just strikes me as a certain kind of social policing that I am uncomfortable with.
/humourlessfeminism
@Irma Vep Um, yes, but we* make fun of her because she is weird and we love her for how whacked-out she is.
*at least, I
@Ophelia That's kind of where I am with it myself, but occasionally it seems like it's less a collective kidding-with-love and more like a mean girls situation. I JUST WANT US ALL TO LOVE PAZ.
@Irma Vep
On her own terms. I don't know, I think we're laughing with her. (And she isn't the only one who's out there.)
@Irma Vep I am mostly in awe of her. She has her own set of rules that wouldn't work for most but damn they work for her. Plus she just this side of crazy which kind of amuses me. Again most people couldn't get away with it but somehow she does.
@Irma Vep Yeah I don't think any of it is particularly mean spirited. And even if it was Paz will tell us all where to stick it. Girl knows how to take care of herself.
@Irma Vep I really have tried to read things about her to find some sort of appeal, and I certainly do not participate in the snarking, but no. I have no affection for her, am not in awe of her and most certainly do not want to be her. Lady is obnoxious as HELL: http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/66284/ (although possibly not quiiiite as obnoxious as the author of that article).
@NatashaMcG
The author is just pothturing.
@atipofthehat Paz-turing?
@NatashaMcG It helps that I don't have to live next door to her. If I did? Oh I am sure I would have things to say.
@Irma Vep
Can't think of something Pazitive to say?
On any given day I just want to see Paz de la Huerta interview Courtney Stodden.
@Drew Zandonella-Stannard@facebook Zoolander-style sexy face off!
@Drew Zandonella-Stannard@facebook HAHA! It'd be like watching two dolphins talking to each other!
#OHPAZ
m(_ _)m I bow to you, Paz.
She reminds me of the popular Asian girl from Daria. Tiffany, I think? "Reeaaaaaallllyyyyyy."
Imagine how much fun she'd be on Twitter. And by fun, I mean we'd be having fun trying to figure out what the hell she's talking about.
Oh god…I'm a make-up artist, and therefore sometimes have to "deal" with talent…and I just saw her looking into a hand mirror while the make-up artist touched her up…and I am exhausted just from listening to her. That shoot must have been so incredibly irritating. Paz, let these people do their job, even though you "like to direct." Everyone on that shoot probably wanted to throw her down a flight of stairs afterwards.
That being said, I find Paz incredibly intriguing and sexy, even though sometimes in a very porny way. But she is crazy.