...LED nightgowns! Just kidding, they look too hard. As does this DIY MP3 player belt buckle. Heck, none of the projects on this website make any sense! If you live in New York, maybe you could go to this convention this weekend and ask them to dumb down some crafts for us normals? Or you could just check out John Hodgman, who promises to give away the secrets of famous magic tricks. Either choice is fine.