Too scary; she is legend.
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"If you eat this cookie, you will be gang raped."
@genericallyincognito Ah yes, but you can fight them off through the power of DANCE!
@genericallyincognito That's the first thing I thought of, too. That was a whole bunch of creepiness. I heard Lara Logan speak last night at NYU and this video was eerie in light of what she went through in Egypt.
I do NOT want any of that kind of cookie! Yikes.
I love how the dog at 2:22 is like, "Why do I always get dragged into these things?"
I liked the part where she danced for her papi.
PS, is the dude @ 2:11 offering her CROWN ROYAL?
@Jenn Perhaps if it had been Qream she would have qonsidered his offer.
This is a really good prequel to Beyonce's "Run the World (Girls)." In the apocalypse, only the best dancers will survive.
@Donald Rogers It works even better if you put Britney's "Till the World Ends" between "Papi" and "Run the World (Girls)."
Is this an ad for J.Lo's new pheromone cookies?
Hey she drives the new Fiat!
Oh I am a sucker for group dancing.
Phew, the real Papi has appeared!
/end live commenting of this video.
Amazing what you can do with a cookie and pleated shorts. Also, "Papi" makes me think of Papi in Seinfeld who pissed on the couch.
Maybe it's my fever talking but the only thing that video does is give me the munchies and remind me of Love Potion No 9.
Drive a Fiat for your papi!
Drink Crown Royal for your papI!
@Andrew Spena@facebook Check your Blackberry for your papi!
@Andrew Spena@facebook: I want to watch this several more times and figure out all the product placement. On mute. Much more interesting than the actual video.
Pretty sure she executed the "bend & snap" at 4:04.
I liked the part were Marc Anthony is trampled.
Remember when J.Lo was in Anaconda?
this video needs more big papi Ortiz
@George K.: That would take the product placement to epic new levels.
I don't think it was the cookie, I think she read "The GET HIM System." It's pretty obvious in the shoulder-ride scene.
DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO DRINK CROWN ROYAL & TALK ON THEIR BLACKBERRY WHILE WE DRIVE AROUND IN THE FIAT I JUST BOUGHT?
A few months ago, I saw my first Fiat in a parking lot and was like, "OMG, that is the cutest car ever WAAAAAAAAAAAANT." But then I saw that commmercial last night with J. Lo all driving and dancing around it and a little part of me died inside. I still want the car though.
Anyone else adding this to their party playlist? Yes? ...Yes.
@Nina B.@twitter Yes.
pot-bellied white haired dude dancing at 4:44 is my new hero.
also for some reason J.Lo's assortment of bewildered faces are completely cracking me up.
@elysian fields She's such a good ACTRESS.
If it only takes a small bite, how come the cookies are gigantic? That's just irresponsible.
Does everyone remember when Alice from the L-word was going after a lesbian playa named Papi?
Wow, product placement in that vanity project was out of control! JLo's hotness will bring the end of the world/sexy zombie apocalypse.
That was ASTOUNDING.
Also, not gonna lie, I was so startled when she started "singing"! I forgot she did that!
Any guesses as to what Papi does for a living? My money's on astronaut.
@Andrea Staats@facebook The sequel video guest stars Liz Lemon in a fight to the death over Astronaut Mike Dexter.
1. The only explanation for those shorts is that they are part of the divorce settlement - a cunning move by Marc Anthony.
2. I know there are a million ways to read this video as "problematic" but I spent the first minute of it genuinely cracking up. The desperation of Crown Royal dude! Her facial expressions! And her delivery of "It..broke." is so spot on.
3. What happened to the puppy? I need closure.
There is no excuse that can justify the illusion romper. No, not even if J.Lo was a dewy 17 year old clotheshanger and that shirtshorts monstrosity was made of purest shimmering mithril.
@cheeseandcrackers lulz mithril.
It's clearly a rip-off of that episode of Buffy where Xander tries to do that love spell and all the ladies all chase him and try to kill him with their love.
This video is basically "When In Rome", starring Josh Duhamel and Kristen Bell, on fast forward. Not that anyone watched it on Netflix the other day.
This is a really cool Fiat 500 commercial!
That is an amazingly powerful cookie - it turned all those gay backup dancers straight.
Does Jennifer Lopez in this remind anyone else of Carrie Bradshaw? In the lovesick seasons (most seasons)?
@kylie And also, why is that army guy so tan?? They are NEVER that tan!
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