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Thursday, September 1, 2011

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FOOD + ART

Dino pepper

Car[ro]t/Horse

Bananas in love

Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone and the night is so long

Cabbage bra

Egg skull

A little mermaid

What! Hyperrealistic potato ice-cream cone

The Seagull With the Pearl Onion Body

Signs!

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Decca

Mama said, "Honey, mustn't be blue
It's not so much do what you like
as it is that you like what you do"

ribs+bbq

Whoever that is in the last photo, they could be up for inclusion in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest toenails (left foot division).

ribs+bbq

(Or, as I almost typed it, left food division.)

Jolie Kerr

EDITH!!!!

I fell down a mellon baller hole earlier this summer, as one does, and came across this incredible corner of the internet which is still absolutely killing me. All of it. Mingle City.

Polina

I hadn't thought about Salad Fingers for years until just now..

Hiroine Protagonist

@polina I watched that all two nights ago with a boy! Still so so creepy.

honeybadger

@polina i just introduced a friend to it the other day. so creepy yet so amazing

Ophelia

WHERE IS YESTERDAY'S CARROT??

Ashley Alvarez@twitter

So I dropped my drink from my hand and through the window I ran - and as I rode away, I could hear her say to José...

And now I'm Jay singing with my Americans at my cubicle. This just made my day.

parallel-lines

This makes me so sad to be missing the Minnesota State Fair this year - all kinds of bonkers crop art.

Gnatalby

OMG. The mermaid is terrifying.

ribs+bbq

@Gnatalby Little Nommaid.

MollyculeTheory

@Gnatalby Edith feeded it with bread and then it died.

mabellegueule

@Gnatalby On first scroll through, I thought it was one of those bendable little figures for drawing different poses and I was like "cheating" but now I see that it's... parsnip?

Edith Zimmerman

@MollyculeTheory Ohhhh MOLLY!!!! <3<3

atipofthehat

Oh, Edith. Thank you so much.

melis

EGG SKULL BELOW CABBAGE BRA YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

atipofthehat

@melis

It's a warning:
lookk thee to thine egggs.

The Secret Sharer

I remember "Touching Bananas"! how the years pass by...

fondue with cheddar

@The Secret Sharer Your mom remembers touching bananas.

The Secret Sharer

@jen325 also, title of my fictional essay about JD Salinger!

NeenerNeener

The manana has no feet.

Ophelia

@NeenerNeener hahahhahaha. mananana win!

Tulletilsynet

@NeenerNeener
Girlnana's feet are for shoes, not the other way around. And man shoes, who cares?

NeenerNeener

@Tulletilsynet
I care about manana shoes, especially since without them, he looks like he's wearing on of these numbers, which is cool, but not how I like my manana.

NeenerNeener

I like my manana like I like my antique bathtubs...

Tulletilsynet

@NeenerNeener ... cast-iron and on all fours?

NeenerNeener

@Tulletilsynet Oh, you went that way with it. Fine, that works too.

Patrick M

It's good to see these again; it's like being friended by people from gradeschool only with less racism.

SarahP

That potato has no right to look that much like ice cream.

atipofthehat

I still have the knack. It's a way of touching the clasp and quickly letting go, and the cabbage bra slips off and there they are: the rutabagas.

Tulletilsynet

(I am assuming nobody is linking to the source because, "first in a series ..."?)

laurel

Hmm, do scallions go with male mantid head?

mabellegueule

I want pretty much all of these to come alive and have adventures, but most of all the green onion praying mantis.

Is it weird that this post made me think more highly of Edith and her talents? Even though I already thought pretty highly of her? Based solely on what the internet has shown me?

fondue with cheddar

@illcommunication YES. Adventures!

theharpoon

@illcommunication Not the mermaid though! I don't want to know about that scary mermaid's adventures.

Bittersweet

@theharpoon: I feel like praying mantis would win against scary mermaid in a throwdown, but that could be hopelessly optimistic.

electromotive force

more food art, please! Edith has so many talents! I love the seagull, the mantis, the carrot horse, and basically all. Are there more?

rararuby

i am so confused by the perspective in the hard-boiled egg skull photo - what is going on?

Anyone?

NeenerNeener

@rararuby It is a picture of the skull stuck on the head of a nail going through the center of a poster with a fake hand and fake macbook superimposed on it.

Really, though, from what I can determine, the fake-looking hand is holding, in an unexpected way, a skewer that is stuck in the back of the skull.

Brunhilde

@rararuby I feel like she's holding the egg on a cocktail fork while she carves the face, maybe?

rararuby

@NeenerNeener thank you! I have been staring at it like a magic eye poster, and your description just made it *click*

Also, I just remembered that episode of Seinfeld where a magic eye poster led to an unintentional impersonation of Hitler.

Edith Zimmerman

@rararuby Yes! It's on a fork! Oops, shoot.

Joolia

The Jay and the Americans quote for the beautiful, lonely mantis makes me love Hairpin, more than anything else, ever. Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of mantis. So big and so strong.

Lucy

I came out of my lurker's lair to tell you to hang the Cabbage Bra above your toilet! I did so for a couple years and it really worked out.

Nick Divers@twitter

What! Hyperrealistic potato ice-cream cone just blew my mind!!

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