Thursday, August 11th, 2011
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Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Rock Hudson, Hollywood's Most Eligible Bachelor

Imagine a man built like a tank: 6' 5" frame, barrel chest, square jaw.  This man speaks with a low voice, sports a full set of hair, and tantalizes his female fans with his persistent bachelorhood.

But this man is also skilled dancer, a masterful flirt, and the consummate gentleman. He plays sensitive characters who aren't cry-babies but who feel so many emotions, and his outfits are always coordinated, whether they're three-piece suits or a flannel work shirts and jeans.

This man was the perfect projection of what women of the 1950s and ‘60s thought they wanted when they fell asleep at night. And that projection — named “Rock Hudson” by a crafty agent — was a complete fabrication.

Hudson was not only the most famous closeted star of classic Hollywood, but he was also one of AIDS’ most famous victims, dying of the disease when it (and homosexuality in general) were still very much taboo.  But what made the revelation so scandalous?  Sure, he had a fake name, but most stars did.  He was in fake relationships intended to bolster public interest in his films and shut down gossip about his actual personal life, but that was true of all Hollywood stars in the classic era, male and female.

The problem, then, was that when Rock Hudson admitted that he had AIDS in 1984, he made it unequivocally clear that his entire image was a lie. And that those who'd believed it — fallen for it, worshipped it, used it as a model against which all male prospects would be judged — had been duped.

It wasn’t just that Hudson played “straight” roles onscreen.  He (and the gossip machines) had presented the “real” Hudson, the non-acting Hudson, as a paragon of masculine heterosexuality. And it was that deception — more than the fact that Hudson liked to have sex with men — that fueled the scandal. If Rock Hudson could be gay, then who else? What other star images were predicated on falsehoods? Was all of Hollywood a lie? Did it matter?

But let’s go back. Since no respectable mother would ever name her son “Rock” (today we just name our children after Twilight characters), there’s obviously a creation story.

A boy, then named Roy, had a predictable, un-starry Illinois childhood. He sang in the glee club (duh), but had no remarkable talent. He served as an auto mechanic in the Navy during World War II, and afterward moved to Hollywood.

At this point, Hudson looked very much as he would for the rest of his life, which is to say he looked like a Ken doll with a dye job. The same classic good looks, the same soft, inviting smile. But dude could not act FOR SHIT.

Nevertheless, Roy caught the eye of Henry Willson, who quickly renamed him “Rock Hudson.” Willson managed to finagle him a bit part in the war drama Fighter Squadron, but Hudson famously took 38 takes in order to properly deliver a single line.  So Henry Willson went to work turning Rock from a dolt into a star.

Now, Willson was gay and well-known as such, making his name as a talent scout by cruising gay clubs and picking up the most handsome, square-jawed, Captain America-type specimens for uses both personal and professional. After World War II, Willson started his own talent agency, specializing in producing the type of male star that post-war audiences seemed to hunger for. Instead of the Continental men-about-town, these men were strapping, virile, and Midwestern-wholesome. In other words, servicemen. Or at least the stereotypical image of a serviceman, all milk-fed and ready to go do Man-Things.

Willson would take these Captain Americas, usually have sex with them, strip them of their names, and rebuild them from the ground up. He gave them preposterous yet catchy stage names that somehow combined the very normal with the very unique. There's Rock Hudson, of course, but there's also Troy Donaghue, Tab Hunter, Rory Calhoun, Guy Madison, Clint Walker, Clint Richie, Chad Everett, Guy Williams, Grant Williams, Van Williams, Cal Bolder, Rad Fulton, Rand Saxon, Race Gentry, Chance Gentry, Chance Nesbitt, and, best star name of all time, DACK RAMBO.

Obviously, repetition was not a problem.  When a new “star creation” didn’t take, Willson simple gave the name to his next endeavor. He’d bestow the star with “masculine” hobbies — woodworking, horseback riding, football — and rewrite their personal narratives to best appeal to what audiences seemed to crave.

Real men like fishing rods.

Since the majority (but not all) of Willson’s clients were gay, he also put them in training to “rewrite” any stereotypically effeminate gestures. Limp wrists were slapped; swaying hips were straightened. They learned how to light a cigarette “like a man,” with a swift single motion. In other words, they went to Straight Guy School, and, with the help of the fan magazines, audiences ate them up. Very few became huge stars the way that, say, Clark Gable was — their images were too hollow to sustain the weight of actual superstardom — but for all of their derivativeness, they filled the B-list and made girls swoon, the same way that so many male stars on ABC Family and Disney have that vaguely-Bieberish-yet-ambiguously-ethnic look.

But Hudson was the most famous product of the Henry Willson school of starmaking, and Willson eventually landed him a contract with Universal, which put him in a string of stinkers but worked to capitalize on his hunky image. Even with supporting roles in bad movies, the fan magazines still had him advising female readers on the best way to win a man’s heart.

But in 1954 Hudson landed a role in Magnificent Obsession, a four-hanky melodrama starring Jane Wyman, first wife of Ronald Reagan. (Did you forget that Ronald Reagan was a big film star in the ‘40s and ‘5s0? And that then he became our president? AND THAT THAT IS RIDICULOUS?)


Obsession was directed by Douglas Sirk, the man responsible for the most melodramatic and color-saturated films of our time. Not melodramatic like Armageddon or Pearl Harbor, which belong to a whole subset of action melodrama, but melodramatic like Dear Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling’s Notebook or A Walk to Mandy Moore Dying Young and Cancerous, which might produce a tear or two on the page but turn into full-fledged emotion-fests on the screen.

Sirk’s films — over-the-top in the best of ways — were considered the Nicholas Sparks adaptations of their time, and were where (mostly middle-aged) women would go to spend what were derogatorily described as “wet, wasted afternoons.”  (That sounds like my entire experience of my master’s degree in Oregon, but bygones.) And, as has always been in the case in melodrama, the emotion that couldn't fit into the performers’ bodies or dialogue overflowed into the mise-en-scene, the costumes, and the score, creating gorgeous filmic tapestries.  I mean JUST. LOOK.

Sirk films are effusive and emotional, they’re bite-your-tongue/roll-on-the-floor absurd, but they're also maybe the most moving thing you’ve ever seen?  Melodrama is complicated like that.

In the years since, his movies have been recognized as masterpieces of the form, offering subtle critiques of American understandings of race, sexuality, domesticity, etc., but that doesn’t mean that they’re not still ridiculous. And Magnificent Obsession, man oh man, it vies for most ridiculous.

So, get ready:

1) Rock Hudson is a party boy.  He gets drunk while out motor-boating, bad things happen, and, abbreviated version, a doctor that everyone loves dies.

2) Hudson is sent to the hospital where the doctor works; everyone hates him.  He runs away, big sad face, but passes out in front of the car owned by the doctor’s widow (Jane Wyman).

3) Insert long section of Hudson getting released, trying to be a drunk playboy again, failing, and deciding he might be a good person. But then he does something (no telling) that leads to Wyman stepping in front of a car and….wait for it….she goes blind.

4) But then! Rock Hudson decides to reform! And become a medical student! And befriend Jane Wyman, never letting on that he was the one who led to her husband’s death!

5) They fall in love, even though Blind Jane can’t see Hunky Rock.  But then!  Hudson has Wyman go to Europe for a secret blindness cure. But no one can give it to her, she’s super sad, and Hudson arrives to hold her in his big man arms.  And, between tears, drops the bombshell of his true identity, followed by WILL YOU MARRY ME, YOU BEAUTIFUL BLIND WOMAN.

6) Wyman is obviously all about this, but of course it can’t come true at this point in the story, so she decides she’d be too much of a burden and flees into the deep dark night.

7)  Years pass.  Hudson becomes a badass brain surgeon.

8)  But wait, someone brings word that Wyman is on her death bed! To which Hudson rushes! OH GOD SHE’S DYING OF BRAIN PROBLEMS! Who could perform the last-minute surgery?  WHO?  GODDAMMIT WHO COULD DO IT?

9) Maybe Rock Hudson could do it?

10)  ROCK HUDSON DOES IT.

11)  Will Jane Wyman survive?  Maybe? Yes?  OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT, BRAIN SURGERY CURES BLINDNESS!  Newly sighted Wyman takes one look at Surgeon Rock, finds him perfect, The End, wipe the massive stream of tears from your face and make yourself look presentable for the walk back to the car.

There’s a reason I just used 339 words of your reading allotment for the day to tell you the plot of that movie, and that reason is that it — and the understanding of Rock Hudson as a manly man full of man emotions — was absolutely crucial to Hudson’s image.

This image was further ratified by two Sirk films in quick succession: All That Heaven Allows (1955), again with Jane Wyman, this time wearing lots of flannel and doing a lot of gardening, and Written on the Wind (1956), featuring Unsolved Mysteries host Robert Stack, Lauren Bacall, and the the best fully-clothed-frenzied-bed-girating you’ll ever see.

But as Hudson became more visible, so did his lack of a wife. Life declared him “Hollywood’s Most Eligible Bachelor,” but explained that “fans are urging 29-year-old Rock Hudson to get married — or explain why not.” (Exchange “fans” for “everyone I went to high school with” and you have my life.)

But the real pressure came from a scandal sheet named Confidential, which collected the dirt on dozens of Hollywood stars and their dirty deeds, past and present.  Headed by Robert Harrison, Confidential had an army of informants, a garish color scheme, punning purple prose, and promised to “tell the facts and name the names.”

Harrison got his secrets by paying off Hollywood’s lower classes (bell boys, waitresses, and those who slept with the stars behind closed doors), and rumor had it that one of Hudson’s dalliances had taken photos of him in a compromising (read: GAY) position, and Confidential was willing to buy those pictures for $10,000.

Willson was terrified. Confidential was just a scandal rag, but its readership had reached nearly 4.5 million over the course of a year, and innuendo concerning Hudson’s sexuality could mean the end of the star’s fledging career.  Willson thus took immediate action, forging a devil’s pact with Harrison. If Confidential didn’t print what it knew about Hudson, Willson would hand over dirt on two other prominent stars from his man-stable.

The first scandal was somewhat innocuous.  Rory Calhoun had been (huge gasp) a juvenile delinquent, but had found Jesus and was now a good guy. Big whoop, as I would’ve said circa 1991, and actually possibly good for his career.

The second, however, was a bit more incendiary. Willson provided Confidential with the details of Tab Hunter’s arrest for “disorderly conduct” with a host of other disorderly (read: GAY GAY GAY) males.

The article, titled “The Truth About Tab Hunter’s Pajama Party,” made it clear that Hunter was hanging out, barely clothed, with “limp-wristed lads” and enjoyed “queer romps.” (The piece was Willson’s jab at Hunter, who had ditched Willson for a new agent just months before.)

Willson next laid the groundwork to shut down any persistent rumors about Hudson’s sexuality, arranging for a marriage between the star and Hudson’s secretary, Phyllis Gates. He planted stories of their whirlwind romance in the fan magazines, and the two wed in a ceremony entirely planned by Willson in 1955. The two would stay married for three years, but for those in the know the marriage was such a transparent sham as to be laughable.

However flimsy the story, though, Americans bought it.  The rumors of Hudson’s sexuality — at least for the time being — were limited to Hollywood insiders.

Hudson’s authenticated heterosexuality helped win him the lead in Giant, released in 1956. Giant is, not surprisingly, a sprawling, three-and-a-half-hour, Texas-sized film. It has Liz Taylor AND James Dean, and it tells a very American story of the way that money earned from the land makes life complicated and turns families against each other. But it also portrays Hudson — playing the oil baron pater familias — as a profoundly decent, hard-working, and prosperous man who's assailed by a sexually frustrated wife and a whiny James Dean.

Dean and Hudson both earned Oscar nominations, and the film was a financial and critical success.  But it also led to disaster, as Hudson, bolstered by its success, turned down roles in Sayonora, Bridge on the River Kwai, and Ben-Hur in order to appear in what should have been a prestige picture: David O. Selznick’s adaptation of A Farewell to Arms.

Selznick had done Hemingway before with a (rather mediocre) version of For Whom the Bell Tolls. He’d done prestige pictures. He’d done sprawling epics. But Farewell came at the end of his career, when he was desperate for a hit.

And you guys, have you read A Farewell to Arms?  It’s the saddest story of all Hemingway, and that’s saying A LOT. And for as much melodrama as Rock Hudson had done, the film still flopped. Hudson lost his momentum and suffered through a string of misfires.

Until, that is, 1959, when he partnered with Doris Day in what would become his second defining role, co-starring in Pillow Talk and the two quasi-sequels that followed. In these films, Hudson and Doris Day play the most flirtatious asexuals in the world: They talk about around the fact of sex, meaning that they flirt but are never sexual. They dance, they kiss, it’s cute, but they’re never actually even close to hot.

But for many women, the perfect relationship isn’t about sex.  It’s about cuteness, a little cha-cha in a nicely tailored suit, and non-consummation. In other words, the perfect relationship is the relationship with your best gay friend. And, of course, that’s what these films were about were: skillful flirtations between a saccharinely sweet, virginal female star and her closeted gay co-star.

But again, this image of love sold — especially to women disillusioned with their suburban lives, slowly realizing that a dishwasher couldn’t make them happy — and made Hudson and Day the most bankable duo of the ‘60s.

Hudson went on to dabble in Westerns, sci-fi, and really bad sideburns. But he was most remembered for his roles in the Sirk melodramas and the Doris Day comedies, through which his endearing, wholly desexualized smile worked its way into a generation of women’s hearts.

Hudson’s health began to deteriorate in the early ‘80s, but he still signed on to appear in Dynasty in late 1984, and it became clear how far Hudson's health had declined. He looked far older than his 58 years, slurred his speech, and moved with difficulty.

Later that year, Hudson agreed to appear for the national premiere of Doris Day’s new television show, and looked so emaciated that the clip was rebroadcast across the nation on the nightly news.

It was at this point, in late July 1985, that Hudson publicly announced he had been diagnosed with AIDS.  There was a huge outpouring of support, but for the most part, I think it really just f-ed with people’s conception of of AIDS and of homosexuality.

Hudson’s announcement gave AIDS a public (and sympathetic) face, and was one of several moments in the 1980s that helped de-stigmatize the disease and those who suffered from it. It also gave a public face to homosexuality, one that was not stereotypical or the butt of a joke. These were enormous revelations, and their effects are still felt today.

But the real lesson, if there is one, is that popular images, whether of Rock Hudson or Tom Cruise, are just that — images. Sometimes they’re more rooted in fact than others, but they’re all creations, displacements. Stars aren’t men and women, they’re the images of men and women.

So Hudson’s image was fake. But is the fact that many women based their concept of an ideal man on that falsehood tragic, or just part of Hollywood celebrity culture? I mean, seriously guys — the tragedy isn’t that fans were duped. It’s that a man as seemingly lovable as Hudson had to live a lie in order to win America’s heart.

Previously: Elizabeth Taylor, Black Widow.

Anne Helen Petersen is a Doctor of Celebrity Gossip. No, really. You can find evidence (and other writings) here.

141 Comments / Post A Comment

likethestore (#2,724)

Whoa hey girl, what were you doing in Gregory Peck's bathtub?

Great post as always. I would have happily fake married you, Rock! That Life cover, the rolled up denim shirt…oh my.

plonk (#2,070)

@likethestore i laughed at that too! THE GIRL IN GREGORY PECK'S BATHTUB! mostly because i imagine gregory peck settling in for a nice bath and a girl suddenly popping up from under the water.

also seconding that everything about this post was great!

laurel (#111)

@plonk: The sea captain beard does nothing to diffuse that mental image.

Petrichoria (#5,360)

@likethestore Oh god, I would totally be that girl.

jacqueline (#5,092)

Oh man I've been waiting all week for one of these. I'm going to change my name to Dack Rambo immediately.

rootmarm (#430)

This is fantastic! Those names! I totally expected there to be a "Big McLargeHuge" in there.

E (#2,819)

@rootmarm "Troy McClure".

I love these. I wish I could travel forward in time and read about celebrities now, written up like this. Turns out Lindsey Lohan was always fake drunk for an elaborate scheme on the part of Disney which came claer in 2016, Angelina's twins were actually cutting edge science and partially made up of Jennifer Anniston's eggs, you know! The gory details.

Or I wish I could go back in time and be at a cocktail party where ladies in big skirts were gossiping about that Clara Bow, and i'd be all, "ha ha! I know the inside scoop, because of history!"

Dancercise (#8,253)

@rootmarm
Slab Bulkhead!
Blast Hardcheese!
Bolt Vanderhuge!

melis (#841)

Reginald Hardbody! Snap Handjob!

plonk (#2,070)

Plinth Boathouse!
Drum Eagleton!

Dancercise (#8,253)

@plonk
Sorry, I just can't take you guys seriously. You need to use fewer exclamation points.

melis (#841)

@Dancersize It's talk like this that's going to get you excluded from tea time, Stewart.

plonk (#2,070)

Dax Handlebar!
Scrub Falconer!

(i hope the ones mentioned by other people aren't real pop culture references, and that i'm not just sitting here making up manly combinations of sounds)

Dancercise (#8,253)

That said…

Plank Hardthrottle!
Mac Thrustchest!

Dancercise (#8,253)

@plonk
rootmarm's original one came from Mystery Science Theater 3000, which I played off of. But now we're just making up our own, it appears, and that's awesome.

whoneedslight (#645)

@rootmarm
Bolt Vanderhuge. I'm crying.

Saaoirse (#5,524)

Heath McCliff!
Roth Gunsome!
Stone Stonebody!

Eureka Rochelle (#2,424)

@rootmarm Or the manliest name of all: Gunnar Deatherage. Who was, incidentally, kicked off of this season's Project Runway in the first episode.

plonk (#2,070)

Knob Truman
Bulb Pierpont
Fox Gently

that last one is more suave. aaaand that's quite enough of that.

likethestore (#2,724)

@plonk I would bone Fox Gently based on name alone.

Dancercise (#8,253)

Tank Concrete

riotnrrd (#3,204)

The most manly name ever is, of course, Guy Mann-Dude

collier (#6,625)

@Dancersize : There's also "Mt. McLargeHuge" in Kingdom of Loathing. Pathetically, I did not know that came from MST3K.

kayjay (#3,113)

@rootmarm GET OUT OF MY BRAIN. I immediately thought of Big McLargehuge. One of my absolute favey-fave MST3Ks! I am Internets in love with you!

Xanthophyllippa (#3,076)

@plonk I would LOVE to have a "Plinth Boathouse" show up on one of my class rosters. I can't even keep a straight face just thinking about calling on Plinth all semester long.

Xanthophyllippa (#3,076)

@plonk BULB. AWESOME.

Probs (#3,237)

This was even more awesome than usual! I also like Rory Calhoun's delinquent unibrow.

Lily Rowan (#2,178)

::applause::

I have so many comments, I literally made notes.

1. Seeing "Far From Heaven" in a preview, where I all I knew was "Julianne Moore in a Douglas Sirk pastiche" was INCREDIBLE, and I wish more people could have seen it that way, instead of having all the plot points spoiled by the ads.

2. What is up with the pants on Liz Taylor? As MichaelKors would say, the crotch is INSANE.

3. I watched a significant chunk of "Bedtime For Bonzo" recently, and I seriously can't believe that guy got elected president. Also, it seemed to have the same plot as the current documentary about the chimp raised by people….

jacqueline (#5,092)

@Lily Rowan Oh my god, "Bedtime For Bonzo" isn't just something that my mom said to get me to go to sleep?

Lily Rowan (#2,178)

@jacqueline Literally a movie starring Ronald Reagan where he's a scientist and he and some lady live in a house together with a chimp like they are his parents, except RR is supposed to be engaged to some other lady or some shit, and I think that's where I stopped watching.

City_Dater (#293)

@Lily Rowan

My grandmother spent the entire Reagan administration tongue-clicking and shaking her head because "how could anyone who saw even ONE of that talentless man's movies vote for him?"

I always just love these. Classic Celebrity Gossip forever!

Decca (#8,898)

@Lily Rowan

The craziest Ron Reagan film that I've seen is the Bette Davis vehicle "Dark Victory". The plot is SO INSANE and has my favourite bit of dialogue in all of Classic Hollywood: "Prognosis Negative". if you've seen it, you'll know what I mean.

jacqueline (#5,092)

@Lily Rowan …and where I'm going to start watching, because I am beyond intrigued.

Lady Pennyface (#6,332)

@jacqueline Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was just a parental saying! I just texted my dad, asking if my whole childhood is a lie.

@Decca Thank you for this reference. "Prognosis negative" has cracked me up for years. And the skippy little way Bette asks the nurse what it means. Like it could mean anything OTHER than that Max Steiner will be playing her off very, very soon.

Decca (#8,898)

@vealgirl

Yes! Hahahaha. I'm paraphrasing, but it's like:

Bette: What does…'prognosis' mean?
Nurse: It means the outcome of a case.
Bette: I see. And what does…'negative' mean?
Nurse: It means not good.

And then later, dining at a fancy restaurant with her boyfriend, the waiter comes over to ask what she would like to eat and she replies, eyes-a-poppin', "I think I'll have a large order of….PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE!"

Brilliant stuff.

Roxy Throatpunch (#7,478)

@jacqueline I logged in just so I could like this. My dad STILL says "Bedtime for Bonzo" when I'm staying at his house. (I am thirty.)

Nicole Cliffe (#7,337)

MINE TOO, are you serious??

@Decca Hah! Yes, and when she makes her order, George Brent is all, "sheeit, that tumor went to her brain quicker than I'd figured." Also, is Little Ronnie Reagan totally blond in that movie, or is just me?

shelleycerata (#6,906)

@Decca Wait a sec…. I always thought that Prognosis Negative was some sort of fake movie from Seinfeld? Who knew it was a thing?

gfrancie (#7,282)

Another FANTASTIC and heart-breaking scandal. I look forward to these so much.

Also Pillow Talk is hilarious. Just for the supporting characters alone.

becky@twitter (#6,742)

@gfrancie tony randall! thelma ritter!

Decca (#8,898)

@becky@twitter The presence of Thelma Ritter makes any film x10 better!

becky@twitter (#6,742)

@Decca this is the truth i live by.

gfrancie (#7,282)

@becky@twitter If they are there then you know you will thoroughly enjoy yourself. I mean come on, Thelma Ritter as a drunken cleaning lady and Tony Randall as Rock's hetero life-partner. It is gold.

Jenn (#1,221)

I'm embarrassed to admit that I thought "Troy Donaghue" was just a horny teen boy from Rydell High in Grease. ("As for you Troy Donaghue, I KNOW what YOU wanna do!" – Rizzo.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the dank library basement, microfiching issues of "Confidential."

Lily Rowan (#2,178)

@Jenn "Won't come across/even Rock Hudson lost/his heart to Doris Day-ay-ay!"

@Jenn I so so wish you could microfiche issues of Confidential. But it was so scandalous that no library would dare collect it, so the only way you can get your hands on it is through estate sales, weird junk shops, and ebay. I traded my left arm for my current collection.

Lillian (#7,513)

@Jenn …………same. Life changed.

LotaLota (#3,755)

@Anne Helen Petersen Actually, there are several libraries that have at least partial collections of Confidential. Checking OCLC, it looks like Michigan State University has the most extensive holdings. And you can download scans of a half-dozen issues of Confidential at Darwination Scans:
http://darwinscans.blogspot.com/
There are also links there to a few other scans of some Confidential copycats (Hush-Hush, Suppressed, Uncensored).

scully (#4,152)

I'm changing my tumblr name to Rad Fulton.

theinvisiblecunt (#1,834)

@scully, "rad scullton"

rootmarm (#430)

@scully Rand Saxon 2012!

vanillawaif (#5,302)

If I could give you a standing ovation without my boss noticing, I would be doing it right now. Well done, you!

ejcsanfran (#414)

@vanillawaif: I read that as "a standing ovulation" – which I guess would also be flattering!

vanillawaif (#5,302)

@ejcsanfran It's about two weeks too late for that.

PistolPackinMama (#7,875)

I think this is my favorite one so far.

hairspin (#7,294)

I truly love these articles.

whoneedslight (#645)

Such a great read. I look forward to it every week!

Carrot Cake (#7,639)

One day, down the road, I hope you will be able to write one of these brilliant pieces about Tom Cruise. I have no doubt it will be fascinating.

In the meantime, do you have any dirt on Veronica Lake? I might have an obsession that needs feeding.

IceHouseLizzie (#8,241)

@CarrotCake I have been totally waiting for the Veronica Lake story, too!

shelleycerata (#6,906)

@Carrot Cake All I know about Veronica Lake is that some character in some YA book/episode of BH90210/short story in Seventeen I once read (it's all a blur, honestly) was obsessed with copying her hair. And now thanks to google, I know what her hair looks like.

curlysue (#4,216)

@Carrot Cake : I feel like that was Lucy Greeley, who wrote an autobiography of her experience contracting bone cancer in her jaw as a child. She would fashion her hair like Lake's (parted on way on the side, so it would fall over and hide one side of her face).

Decca (#8,898)

I love this series! More please! Also, why did nobody ever tell me that Bob Hope moonlighted as a fabulous lady called "Doris Duke"?

laurel (#111)

@Decca: If it's the same Doris Duke (tobacco heiress, I think), she left a ton–a ton!–of money in a foundation for all kinds of things, including land and wildlife conservation, for which I love her.

Aaaaaaand she looked Bob Hope.

Is your username thingy a reference to Jessica Mitford?

Decca (#8,898)

@spiralbetty Yes it is!

I just looked up Doris Duke on Wikipedia and you're right, she was pretty much The Best.

"When Duke came of age, she used her wealth to pursue a variety of interests, including extensive world travel and the arts. During World War II, she worked in a canteen for sailors in Egypt, taking a salary of one dollar a year.[11] She spoke nine languages.[citation needed] In 1945, Duke began a short-lived career as a foreign correspondent for the International News Service, reporting from different cities across the war-ravaged Europe. After the war, she moved to Paris and wrote for the magazine Harper's Bazaar.

While living in Hawaii, Duke became the first woman to take up competition surfing under the tutelage of surfing champion and Olympic swimmer Duke Kahanamoku and his brothers.[12] A lover of animals, in particular her dogs and pet camels, in her later years Duke became a wildlife refuge supporter, an environmental conservationist, and a patron of historic preservation."

laurel (#111)

@Decca: Surfing, who knew?

Someone should do a little profile on the Mitford sisters. They are just the best (and the worst). Ooooo, maybe a miniseries? Like Downton Abbey? But with more Hitler?

Decca (#8,898)

@spiralbetty

Writing the script for a Mitford miniseries has been a dream project of mine for a few years, lack of scriptwriting talent be damned! I am just utterly fascinated by them.

Decca (#8,898)

@spiralbetty

Ooh, and speaking of the Mitford sisters / Downton Abbey venn diagram, somebody at the BBC thought it would be a good idea to sit Elizabeth McGovern and the Duchess of Devonshire down together on a book discussion show called "My Life in Books", because, y'know, McGovern played an upper-class English lady and Debo was one. The interviewer kept trying to link them up in questions, which just did not work. It was the stiff-upper-lip version of car crash television.

laurel (#111)

@Decca: Dooooooooo it. I cannot believe Hollywood hasn't done something with them in a big way.

It's fun to think about casting the sisters. Who could be Diana? No one is that gorgeous.

Decca (#8,898)

@spiralbetty

I just commented in another post that I think Jessica was actually the prettiest of the sisters. Diana looked too much like a statue of a classical heroine, plus her eyes were always slightly dead.

There's a handful of photos of Unity where she looks exactly like a young Drew Barrymore. Obviously that would be such a terrible casting choice in terms of her age and star persona, but I dunno…

laurel (#111)

@Decca: That sounds just preposterous. I didn't realize that any of them were still alive (well done, Deb).

@Decca & spiralbetty
Im a bit late commenting on this but a mini series on the Mitfords would be amazing! Yes – Im a little bit obsessed with them too as my copy of Hons and Rebels just got shipped to me.

Sidenote – please recap more films Anne Helen Petersen!

dietrich (#4,308)

This was wonderful! Also Magnificent Obsession is my favorite Sirk melodrama, even more than Written on the Wind or Imitation of Life. The Norman Rockwell God figure who makes it pretty clear that Sirk is just fucking with you! That amazing phallic motorboat! Jane Wyman! JANE WYMAN! BLIND!

becky@twitter (#6,742)

i'd share a party line with rock hudson anyday.

elizabeast (#4,126)

I think I asked this before but I'm too lazy to find out, so I will instead ask again:

Are there any recommended books that can satisfy my hunger for these posts during the days when these posts aren't being posted? Because oh my god I could live on stuff like this forever.

dietrich (#4,308)

@elizabeast Hollywood Babylon 1 & 2 are the classics, and usually really cheap.

tc (#8,974)

@elizabeast "Montgomery Clift" by Patricia Bosworth. "Love is Nothing" by Lee Server.

Decca (#8,898)

@tc

Oh, Monty Clift. My heart breaks. He'd be a wonderful subject for this series!

Decca (#8,898)

@elizabeast

"The Moon's A Balloon" by David Niven is hysterical.

@elizabeast "Hollywood Babylon" is a fun read but it falls short in the accuracy department. I HIGHLY recommend "The Bad and the Beautiful: Hollywood in the Fifties" (http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780393324365). All sorts of dishy stuff!

@vealgirl I agree with @vealgirl — Hollywood Babylon is entertaining but pretty far off base. The Bad and the Beautiful is pretty good (written by Sam Kashner, who also wrote the recent Furious Love about Liz Taylor and Richard Burton), but I'd also recommend The Fixers (on the MGM Fixers; pretty juicy if somewhat unsubstantiated) and The Man Who Made Rock Hudson (all about Henry Willson). There's a pretty decent book on Confidential that came out last year called Shocking True Story. But my favorite scandal book of all time is actually an academic collection of essays called Headline Hollywood — the writing is less sensational, but the scandals (and analysis) are much more in the tradition of what I'm doing here (albeit with less swear words and exclamation points). I can't recommend it highly enough.

dietrich (#4,308)

@vealgirl @Anne Helen Petersen What, are you guys suggesting Kenneth Anger wasn't actually in Midsummer Night's Dream and Jayne Mansfield wasn't actually a Satanist? Come on! But in all seriousness, for accuracy, there's also that great book Becoming Rita Hayworth by Adrienne McLean– it's a terrific analysis of the process of becoming a movie star. And it also made me love Rita in a way I never expected.

@dietrich McLean also has a great essay on Hayworth and Bergman in Headline Hollywood.

dietrich (#4,308)

@Anne Helen Petersen Oh, awesome! I need to get Headline Hollywood.

elizabeast (#4,126)

@Anne Helen Petersen Thank you for the recs! I'm seriously addicted to this stuff.

@Anne Helen Petersen Lordy, I forgot I have "The Man Who Made Rock Hudson" on my bookshelf; perhaps now I'll finally read it!

Roaring Girl (#7,897)

This series makes me miss my Netflix SO HARD, you guys. I can have it back in a few weeks, but I'll also be back to working on my degree at that point. I foresee an epic struggle between good and evil here.

ellbeejay (#5,076)

@Roaring Girl School work vs. Netflix battle solidarity right here.

sam. rothko (#8,972)

"Since no respectable mother would ever name her son “Rock”"

My grandmother named one of her sons (my uncle) "Rock"

I think I want to call her now and ask if she used to daydream about Mr. Hudson

Violet White (#3,572)

That was the best rundown of Magnificent Obsession I can imagine. And a great article.

I remember when he announced his AIDS diagnosis – I was 8 years old – and it was immediately and universally (and correctly, turns out) assumed that he was gay, and I found this incredibly frustrating, because I somehow knew that you didn't have to be gay to get AIDS. I also thought it was weird that people were worried about Linda Evans because you can't get AIDS from kissing. In retrospect this is quite remarkable, because where was a Catholic-school third grader in Indiana getting this level of sex ed in 1984???

I have two hypotheses: 1.) There was actually a lot of information out there in the media because this was a Public Health Emergency and people demanded/got information, which is not the accepted narrative about that time. 2.) As a terrified little gay kid, maybe I was voraciously seeking information so that I'd be sure not to catch it?

@Charismatic Megafauna I, too, was an 8 year old in the middle of Indiana in 1984 (straight, girl, public school, though), and I, too, had this same information from somewhere. Perhaps at this one perfect cultural moment, Indiana was actually ahead of its time.

Emma Peel (#8,315)

@Charismatic Megafauna I think it's totally possible, because we managed to get a fairly comprehensive AIDS education in elementary school (in the mid-'90s) without mentioning sex at all (let alone gay people). It was heavy on "everybody can get AIDS (it doesn't mean you're a bad person! – which without the gay context was really confusing to me), you can only get it from blood or [unspecified bodily fluids, not saliva], you can't get it from kissing, you can't get it from water fountains!" I was probably in high school before I realized AIDS had focused at all on the gay community.

I wonder if little kids still get that level of AIDS education that early? I'm not even sure that my sister did a few years later. My guess is it is/isn't lumped in with other STDs.

EDIT: Obviously I don't mean that I think (or thought) gay people were bad — just that I couldn't understand why they went sooooo far out of their way to emphasize that having AIDS didn't mean anything was wrong with you otherwise.

melis (#841)

@Charismatic Megafauna What happened to the tartan field? I miss the tartan field!

The Hairpune (#5,701)

@Charismatic Megafauna . Re: being in Indiana and actually know what's up about AIDS. It may have been because of Ryan White: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_White

smaryal (#4,724)

@Charismatic Megafauna i love elementary/middle school sex ed. (that sounds a lot pervier than i intend it fyi) burned into my brain is a video we had to watch that opened in a graffiti filled public bathroom. suddenly a stall door slammed open and an older gentlemen practically yelled "YOU CANNOT GET AIDS FROM A PUBLIC TOILET". it still creepily comes to mind whenever i enter a gross gas station bathroom. i have absolutely no other memories from that video.

amirite (#5,797)

@julieta I had the same confusing AIDS education. They went so far out of their way to dispel these myths that I knew absolutely nothing about. You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat? Okay, I'm just going to… keep using toilet seats then? You still can't get AIDS from a toilet seat, you say? Methinks you doth protest too much.

But that was mid-90s small Canadian-town. I'm impressed with your level of awareness a decade earlier because you're right, that's not the accepted narrative.

jen325 (#5,306)

@Better to Eat You With My cousins lived in the middle of Indiana, and I remember being floored when I came to visit them and found out she had an out lesbian on her basketball team, and it was "no big deal". I saw her teammates treat her exactly the same as everyone else. I grew up in a South Jersey suburb of Philadelphia, and any gay kids in my school were closeted. I was so impressed at how progressive she and her classmates were.

aliasmisskat (#9,031)

@Charismatic Megafauna I know I'm a bit late, but…

As Hairpune said, I think being in Indiana was probably why you knew what was up. Ryan White had a HUGE impact on how we were taught about HIV and AIDS. We were also taught fairly young (7th or 8th grade, I think), in between the pushing of abstinence, how to prevent the transmission of HIV. I actually grew up in Kokomo, so we were hyper-aware.

mezzanine (#8,409)

since you made the comment about Doris Day being "virginal" can you do a writeup next on how she was actually a teen mom/divorcee/survivor of domestic abuse who was married a bunch and wrote a tell all book about how bizarre her girl next door image was?! I always thought she was bland until I heard about her real life- classic hollywood image production really stands the test of time! (unless i'm the only person who had no idea about Doris Day since I was too busy swooning during pillow talk. the scene where Rock Hudson is too tall to fit into that tiny car and his feet dangle out the window?! I love tall men, regardless of sexual orientation)!

becky@twitter (#6,742)

@mezzanine yes! please do a write up on doris day.

theharpoon (#2,578)

@mezzanine Ooooh that sounds awesome. Third vote for Doris Day, I know nothing about her.

Fayebelline (#8,239)

@mezzanine We also need to talk about how awesome and career woman Doris is in her Rock Hudson movies. Super cool job, looking after herself, beautiful apartment. That's progressive ladies!

@Fayebelline This is an excellent point and one I'll have to address when I write about Doris Day in due time.

taxine (#7,031)

Voicing what the others have said, this is my favorite one yet.

El Knid (#2,473)

What I always found funny was how in Pillow Talk, Hudson's character spends a couple of scenes pretending to be gay. So you had a closeted gay man pretending to be a straight man pretending to be a closeted gay man (using a risably outdated set of stereotypes.) There are a handful of lines that, with the benefit of hindsight, are clearly barbed jokes at the expense of the movie-going audience that was so readily sucked in by Hollywood's meta-fiction.

becky@twitter (#6,742)

@El Knid yes! with the dip recipe and everything. also, i want to know what kind of bar you can go to where there's live karaoke and delicious dip for free.

Love these, love this one, and love Rock Hudson – but one question. Would he really be accurately described as "barrel-chested"? Look at that gorgeous tapered waist. It just doesn't jive with a barrel chest.

whimseywisp (#3,773)

EPIC AND FASCINATING AS PER USUAL :D .

Non-anonymous (#6,179)

I remember first hearing about Rock Hudson having AIDS. I was a 16-year-old boy with his first summer job. So one day at our highly manly job (carrying boxes from a truck into a store), the news came on the radio and my highly manly 18-ish coworker gasped, "No! Not Rock Hudson!" His delivery made it clear that it wasn't Rock dying that upset him so much as Rock dying of The Gay Disease. As for me, I was well into my "theoretically opposed to homophobia but too chickenshit to open my mouth" years.

Kneetoe (#329)

Did all of the names keep the first two letters of the original name?

This was outstanding; dabbled in sideburns . Ha!

Megano! (#7,435)

Man, that Henry Wilson had it figured OUT.

thebestjasmine (#3,539)

I remember when it was big news about Rock Hudson having AIDS, just because I didn't understand why everyone was so shocked and horrified, in ways that it didn't seem like they were sad about the disease. This was just fascinating.

Your pieces are always excellent, Anne. Great read! (Also, your comment about Oregon made me check… and we were at the U of O at the same time. Is that stalker-ish? I got my MS in Arts Management in 2007 from the Art & Architecture school. Definitely plenty of “wet, wasted afternoons.”)

@Rachel Lamble Johnson Totally not stalkerish. I spent some time in the AAA school — I took a few art history classes as electives. WET AND WASTED INDEED.

Hrefna (#4,643)

You are collecting all these columns into a book, right? Or at least a Kindle single? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Amber (#2,389)

I saw Mark Rappaport's "Rock Hudson's Home Movies" in a lower-level film class in college, and I'm pretty sure our professor was desperately trying to tell us something. This professor had made a MUSICAL about Matthew Shepard. Either way, it was a good watch.

Can I just throw in my words for "Seconds," starring Rock Hudson as a man who has been given a new (and beautiful) face and body after signing up with a service that means you can basically start fresh with your life after "dying" in your previous life? It was about how you can't ever really escape who you are, and it is heartbreaking in a contemporary context. (And a good movie in its own right.)

atipofthehat (#184)

@Autumn @ The Beheld@twitter

It's certainly the strangest John Frankenheimer film (except for Manchurian Candidate).

Fayebelline (#8,239)

@Autumn @ The Beheld@twitter I discovered that film whilst researching an essay on the Manchurian Candidate at Uni and made our lecturer show Seconds (on Lazerdisc! I am so old.) and it totally freaked everyone out.

jackeemarie (#8,983)

I seriously love all of these so MUCH. Can I suggest Rita Hayworth? Her amazing makeover, her marriages…dear lord.

dietrich (#4,308)

@jackeemarie Oh my gosh, you should read Becoming Rita Hayworth! It's so fantastic!

@dietrich Becoming Rita Hayworth is fantastic; can't recommend it enough for true Hayworth fans. Academic, not a gushy biography.

Kneetoe (#329)

So you're saying he's just like me, but gay?

Sounds like Bennifer could kick this guy's ass.

Miss Cay (#8,707)

If you ever feel like doing something about British movie stars, can I put in a vote for the amazing Diana Dors?

kayjay (#3,113)

This is also my absolute favorite so far, partly because in addition to getting a dishy rush from reading it, I also feel a bit sad for poor closeted Rock. No one should have to live their life that way, and then to get handed an AIDS death sentence at the end of it all? Insult to injury.

Panzerschwein (#7,938)

This was fantastic. I also met someone in real life named "Colt Justice." We assumed he was destined for porn, but it's never too late to be a 50s movie star!

jen325 (#5,306)

@NotALexus Where was Colt Justice during Country Pleasure Driving class?!

I want to be Anne Helen Petersen when I grow up.

jen325 (#5,306)

Did anybody else giggle at the term "motor-boating"?

These names sound like they were dreamed up by Sarah Palin.

Texian (#7,732)

I still remember the shocked look on my mom's face upon learning that Rock was gay. I'd like to know more about the lovers that kept the secrets.

He's my kinda hunky regardless.

Melusina (#8,074)

Has anyone else seen the Selznick Farewell to Arms? I think it's a contender for the WORST FILM EVER MADE. Unwatchable. It was Selznick's attempt to make Jennifer Jones happen. (She was his wife.) She's awful, the script's awful, the melodrama is risible, the whole thing is 45 min too long, and she and Rock Hudson have so little chemistry that Pillow Talk is steamy in comparison.

XOXOXO (#8,276)

Rock Hudson was Tyrone Power's lover.
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott were long-time lovers.
Liberace was gay.
Montgomery Clift was bisexual…
Nothing to see here, folks…

Finally a Scandals article that does not mention Jennifer Anniston! I was beginning to think it was an obsession.

Sugar T Russell (#16,728)

Fantastic article!

sammy (#19,406)

Love your insights and your politics, AHP, and I enjoy all your articles. But you need to do your homework a little more carefully. David O. Selznick had nothing to do with the movie version of For Whom the Bell Tolls other than loaning out his contract star Ingrid Bergman for the female lead.

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