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Thursday, August 25, 2011

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Bad Irene "Jokes"

- Isn't It Irene-ic?*

- Irene and Wine.

- Sometimes Irene, Sometimes I Hide.

Please contribute.

(*Irene Irene-ly do think. It's like Ire-e-ene on your wedding day, it's Irene ride when you've Irene-ly paid.)

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hurricanes, irene

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EleanorRigby

Come on, Irene.

parallel-lines

@EleanorRigby "Flashflood" by Irene Scara

steve

@EleanorRigby
You're grown, so grown
Now I must say more than ever

Vicky

"To Sherlock Holmes she is always the hurricane. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her weather patterns. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen.... And yet there was but one hurricane to him, and that hurricane was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory."

Dr. Watson in "A Scandal in Bohemia," somewhat edited.

nokittythisismypotpie

@Vicky Johnson "I wish I had more hands... so I could give this comment four thumbs up."

Dave Chappelle as Rick James, somewhat edited.

elizabeast

And Irene, Irene so far away.

Setec Astrology

Goodnight Irene, Goodnight Irene. I'll see you in my flooded second floor apartment.

sam
sam

Irene on Sheena

punkahontas

@sam High Five, Bouncing Souls! Now that song is going to be stuck in my head ALL DAY. Kind of perfect for this weather though.

parallel-lines

Me, Myself and Irene - a love story about making a go bag that contains only whiskey and a life preserver.

Dan Petraglia@twitter

@parallel-lines Me, Myself, and Catastrophic Natural Disasters. A comedy/disaster movie mashup starring Jim Carrey as the hapless weather reporter who is hilariously bounced around by gale-force winds opposite Tommy Lee Jones as the grizzled weather reporter whose family was killed in a storm.

ribs+bbq

It's Irene-ing, men.

Ophelia

@_ribstbbq_ It's Irene-ing on Prom night

Ophelia

@_ribstbbq_ Novemb-I-rene

ribs+bbq

@Ophelia Nothing lasts forever, not even cold Novem-I-rene.

insouciant

The Irene Hostage Crisis.

liznieve

@insouciant The Irene-Contra Affair?

kayjay

I wish it was Eileen. I've got a great "What do you call a woman with one leg?" joke. Guess the punchline!

Lisa Ring

@kayjay What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? #HILARIOUSRACISM

punkahontas

@Lisa Ring Oh man, I think you just won.

Lisa Ring

@punkahontas THIS IS MY PROUDEST MOMENT!

ribs+bbq

Irenekle in Time.

anonymass

@_ribstbbq_
You mean by Madeline L'Irene-gle?

ribs+bbq

@anonymass don't make me think at this hour.....i was just at the nyc 'pin-up!

MoonBat

When I do that hurricane
Irene to the left and crank that thang

ribs+bbq

- Put him in the Irene... maiden.
- Excellent!

parallel-lines

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

notandersoncooper

These are genuinely terrible.

Edith Zimmerman

@notandersoncooper What do you Irene by that?

notandersoncooper

@Edith Zimmerman It's important that irene myself from bad puns.

Pound of Salt

I would do anything for love, but Irene do that.

Edith Zimmerman

@Pound of Salt Amazrene.

becky@twitter

i live alone. me, myself & irene.

parallel-lines

It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain on your meet up day.

ribs+bbq

@parallel-lines I-I-I can't stand Irene.

Edith Zimmerman

@parallel-lines @_ribstbbq_ The morning Irene clouds up my window, and I am going to see you at the meetup LATERRRR

parallel-lines

@Edith Zimmerman In the meantime, here's something where Rich Santos is talking about himself in the third person.

Pound of Salt

CCR edition:
Long as I-rene see the light.

Irened it through the grapevine.

Have you ever seen the rene.

Who’ll stop the rene.

littleBrother

Irene is about to i-ruin my birthday party plans

antarcticastartshere

I'd be worried about flood damage, but Ireen-t.

bakerloo

Irene, Irene, Irene, Ireeeeeene
I'm beggin of you please don't wreck my land

MrComment

Wrecked'em?! Damn near Irened'em!

Dan Petraglia@twitter

Irene her? I hardly know her!

Ophelia

This weekend's beverage: Qrene

southernbitch

you know what's actually ironic? i'm moving to nyc this weekend. from new orleans. like. all summer, every summer, i fucking pray to a god i don't believe in to just make it through another hurricane season unscathed, and this year i have to go through one in new york. and my new apt is in a flood zone. again. aaaaargh.

amateur hour

I think this whole thing is being blown out of proportion.

MollyculeTheory

@whyhellothere It's still worth keeping an eye on.

cary oaky

ohh tumblr: http://bit.ly/mUdavw

julia

I am moving this weekend, too. From one house in DC to another, but still. Irene!

I just think of this book that I loved as a kid, Brave Irene. The wind whistles to her as she bravely travels on foot through a snowstorm to deliver a dress to the Duchess: "Go home, Irene. Go hooooomme!"

DrFeelGood

@julia I love that book! We still call it being "brave Irene" when you have to nut up for something in our family.

julia

@DrFeelGood I love it! I am appropriating that.

martinipie

Here comes Irene again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion....
Is it Ireneing with you?

fondue with cheddar

Ain't no sunshine when she's blowin'.
It's not wet when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's blowin'
And she always lasts too long anytime she blows away.

Wonder this time where she's blowin',
Wonder if she's gonna stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's blowin'
And this house is bound to flood anytime she blows away.

And Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene,
Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene,
Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene,
Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene

Hey, I ought to stay inside today,
But ain't no sunshine when she's blowin', only wetness everyday.
Ain't no sunshine when she's blowin',
And this house is bound to flood anytime she goes away.

Anytime she blows away.
Anytime she blows away.
Anytime she blows away.
Anytime she blows away.

fondue with cheddar

Private Irenes, they're drenching you;
They soak your every move.

anonymass

@jen325
She's a maneater.

leonstj

I am just delighted to learn that I do not live in a potential evacuation zone! Sure, two blocks north, south, east and west of me are, but I live in an amazing little "safe" bubble in the middle of Greenpoint, no evacuation for me!

Ophelia

@leon.saintjean I was similarly delighted yesterday, when I learned that if I'd moved one block west, I'd be in an evacuation zone, but am instead high and dry!

hideously

@leon.saintjean Oh! Will you tell me where you found that info?

Jolly Farton

Irene WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES

(no whatever it's always time for jokes)

Sabriel

I feel so much better about my hurricane-themed playlist after reading all of these.
Except for the part where Irene's headed north to where people actually have to worry about hurricanes (I'm from Florida, storms are nbd). :/

nina

I knew an Irene. She came to Australia as my friend's girlfriend, became friends with me and my bf, then cheated on hers for months with mine. I got her deported though, so closure.

anonymass

Sometimes Irene slow, sometimes Irene quick.

ditriana

EVERYONE SING WITH ME NOW:
"Come on Irene, oh I swear (What he means), At this moment, you mean everythiiiiiiiiiing..."

irenechicago

:(

Jolly Farton

@Irene Marquette Eckstein@facebook
ha! ha!
I mean omg I'm so sorry Irene we're not talking about you, I swear, it's this other Irene

(but seriously, I don't personally know any Irenes so I was wondering how it feels to have people so angry at your name. Is it upsetting? or do you not really care, not at all?)

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