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Swimmer Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte just beat Michael Phelps at swimming, in case you want to "dive in" to his Google Image results for whatever reason. He is also a beautiful dancer (see above).
I've loved this hot, dumb man since the 2004 Olympics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifvgPPaxNw
@kayarr He has a serious case of BroFace, but it's not his fault and it's kind of endearingly goofy.
@kayarr you and me both. THAT VIDEO! THE DOODLING! I'm so glad you found it.
@kayarr Yes! My roommates and I watched that video over and over. Love him.
@kayarr OMG "Instead of rain going down I'll have rain going up." AHHHHH
@Edith Zimmerman "but the egg is like…a world."
@kayarr I can't stop watching every video ever that has him in it. Sucked into a Ryan Lochte vortex as well.
Dude needs to wear his seatbelt.
Although black satin sheets are terrible, he looks as though some genius scientist combined the best of Jason Segal's and James Franco's genetic material. Basically, a Freaks and Geeks fan's wet dream. Thanks for this.
@rocknrollunicorn RIGHT?! RIGHT.
Omgggg, he grew up in my town and went to my elementary school! That is, before moving to Florida to become a swimming god. That counts as us being best friends, right? Great, awesome, glad we agree.
@CinnyMinny Oh Lucky. Michael Phelps is from my town, and when we were in high school there were all these rumors about what a colossal jackass he is/was.
I been UNFin' over this piece since the last Olympics. Then I realized he looks just like my cousin, and I creeped myself out. Thanks to that video, the creepery is back in full effect.
@Katie Walsh OK now I seriously need to know what UNF stands for! And also how to encourage my husband to take up swimming because damn.
@iceberg It doesn't really mean anything except that noise one (I) makes when appreciating a hot piece. "Unnhf! Damn boy." Does anyone else do this? No? Just me? Bueller? Bueller?
@Katie Walsh My friend J. & I have this kind of call & response thing: "Mmm." "MmmHMM!"
@Katie Walsh KW I was actually going to CC you on this, as I thought it might pertain to your interests. Glad you're already on board.
@Edith Zimmerman I'm always down for leering at hot bro-dudes.
@Katie Walsh I was gonna go with homina homina HOMINAAAA … but I definitely UNF as well.
@redheadedandcrazy I love homina homina too! When UNF just won't do… homina at a playa.
@Katie Walsh i've been told it stands for the "universal noise of fucking"
@Lillian The more you know shooting star! Thanks!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unf
@redheadedandcrazy I actually came to the comments section to write that exact thing.
Also to complain about how the truck scenes look like they were shot with Hipstamatic but whatevaaaaaa. (#jeah ?)
Psshh, I could swim really fast with those sneakers, too.
Man this took me back to the nights I spent at the Rockford High School natatorium to "do my math homework."
"Let's go – CHYEAH." Ah, please be my boyfriend so I can stare at your beautiful face and then break up with you when your bro-ness begins to get on my nerves.
@amyfairycakes Haha I was just about to ask – gya? chia? What is that word.
@Pound of Salt I don't know! It did sound like "chia" or "chyeah", right? Maybe it's some kind of bro chant/mating call!
@amyfairycakes Can we all share him? That way he'll never go to waste and when one of us gets tired of his big dumb beautiful bro face he can just move on down the line. Like a really sexy Flat Stanley? I don't know. I don't know where this is going.
@Nutellaface I'm in! I'm going to the store now to stock up on Jager and baggy basketball shorts. Also condoms.
@amyfairycakes I believe it's "JEAH" (according to his twitter, which is a wonderful and bro-tastic collection of deep thoughts)
Fun Lochte facts: He injured himself break-dancing before a huge swim meet and only ate McDonald's during the 2008 Olympics. I LOVE HIM.
@omgAileen <3
@omgAileen omg, his Twitter is a thing of wonder and beauty. Top three tweets -
1. if love was like flower. Give it time and it will grow to be beautiful!! #jeah
2.It's the little things that mean the most to get to my heart!! Jeah!
3.Apparently I don't know how to pack for swim meets I brought 2 left pair shoes of the same kind. Look for me I'll be walking in circles Jeah
I heart his brain. Jeah!
@amyfairycakes Also – "I want a women that will cry and pour there heart out for me". Um…jeah!
@omgAileen JEAH! The jeggings of interjections!
@amyfairycakes oh hell jeah
@omgAileen he is a risk to himself, and I love it.
@kayarr Obv, I have been sucked into a black hole of Ryan Lochte youtube videos. You're right, he's totally a risk to himself – in this one he talks about his interest in wrestling an alligator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3twYnVIbyo&feature=related
Bonus! Shirtless other swimmer dude, Matt Grevers. #JEAH
@omgAileen oh my god.. this one, I have not seen. thank you!
I didn't know it was possible for me to get more excited about the summer olympics, but I'm looking forward to watching a whole lot more of this guy on mute.
I super love him – doubly so as he beats ultimate douche Michael Phelps ('Look at me, listening to my hip-hop, smokin' my weed) – despite the fact he is basically a labrador. Our pool-side interviewer on the BBC totally crushes on him despite being a grown up lady and gets all giggly when she interviews him.
I was told he was a beautiful dancer, but I don't see the proof. So I'm gonna assume that I'm being dumb here, because ladies don't lie to other ladies about beautiful bros dancing.
It's when he does the hand dance in the truck, clearly!! Come on.
@Edith Zimmerman I was expecting some krumping (because clearly those abs are quite capable) but I'll take it.
i want him to get in with ME.
Hot guy, beautiful doggie.
As for the JEAH! thing, you have to imagine Lil Jon saying it. JEAHHHHHH! WHATTTTT? OKAYYYYYY!
Um, isn't the story the look on Phelps's face in the NY Times photo?
I've been loving this guy since 2008. I don't care if he's dumb, JUST UNF.