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"[W]ithin 10 to 20 years."
—A scientist estimates when the treatment-resistant gonorrhea superbug that just popped up in Japan will circle the world.
"If you have sex, you will get pregnant. And die."
@shousto2 Jambo, treatment-resistant gonorrhea superbug!
gonorrhea to every dude?
guess this means i'm becoming a prude.
@becky@twitter Anybody want a peanut?
Well, I guess it's time to go read that thread about proposals and shit.
And it will be spread entirely by bartenders!
@parallel-lines And personal trainers.
@parallel-lines here's the chain: gross international business guys—>trophy wives—>personal trainers—>sister's best friend that was always so cute—>bartenders—>everyone
@parallel-lines
There will be international flight attendants involved in the spread as well, no question.
Is there anything not to love here (except the whole gonorrhea superbug thing):
Magnus Unemo of the Swedish Reference Laboratory for Pathogenic Neisseria, who discovered the strain with colleagues from Japan in samples from Kyoto, described it as both "alarming" and "predictable."
@Kneetoe – Magnus Unemo was my porn name.
I feel a lot better since I got it laminated.
Oh God ladies… make sure he wraps it.