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Cloth Diaper Brands: Real or Fake?
1. Tiny Tush
2. Piddle Poddles
3. bumGenius
4. FuzziBunz
5. AssyChaps
6. Thirsties
7. Butt Bandits
8. Knickernappies
9. Tots Bots
10. Mud Butt
11. HappyHeinys
12. Crap Catchers
Real: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11
Fake: 5, 7, 12
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What about denim dumpers* http://www.huggies.com/en-US/products/diapers/jeans
Other acceptable names for this product: pee-vi's jeans, doo doo dungarees, poo jeans
*Not really the name of the product-BUT IT SHOULD BE
@parallel-lines thos commercials freak me out. how on earth are those comfortable for a baby?
also, not your daughter's diapers.
The fake brand names are actually titles for niche porn series, right?
@applestoapples Butt Bandits ain't even niche, you know?
@Nicole Cliffe True. But a lot of people still don't like the idea of driving to Browntown.
The name 'bumGenius' is so irritating it makes me want to tie my own tubes with sandwich bag fasteners.
@discodamage
It's totally obnoxious.
I think they feature a large, superhero-logoish G which is mildly hilarious when the child's first name also begins with G: "Monogrammed diaper – fancy!"
@City_Dater They don't feature a large g. Just a tiny tag that says BumGenius. And as far as cloth diapers go one size BG's are awesome. They more than live up to the name of genius.
I was kind of surprised to see bum in diaper names as I thought Americans only said heinie, tush, butt or ass? Was I wrong?
@iceberg we use bum. at least i do.
My daughter was in three shades of pink FuzziBunz!
They're great! (Though they all have to have stupid names, that's the rules.)
@Rhiannon Wilmott@facebook I totally own 32 pairs of Tiny Tush for the fetus. No judgement here.