Your Husband, the Cattle-Obsessed Skinflint
We at the Hairpin love stupid old stuff with pictures, so here’s an “Are You Ready for Marriage?” quiz (the best kind) stolen directly from Gamma Squad, a wonderful website you should go visit right after this and whose ads you should click until your fingers are gone. Let’s go, you moth-eaten hags.
I scored B, B, C, A, C, C, A, B, B, A. Which is a 6, and means I have to “watch out” and “really make an effort.” But I read that without even looking in a mirror, so I’m going to bump my score up to a 10.