"France was punished on Thursday for not taking proper care of its hamsters."
—Winner of the Best Sentence of the Day Award!
France, awards, hamsters
Look, nobody is going to want to breed if you carry them around in a sieve. That's just demoralizing.
The hamster in the second photo in the article looks like it's wearing a little black t-shirt!
@klaus By far the most important news in this story. "Great Hamster of Alsace appears to be wearing fuzzy black sweater, always."
Finally, I have something in common with France. Except it was the communal school hamster, not mine, and it WASN'T MY FAULT.
France better lay down a fresh new layer of sawdust and festoon the countryside with lab blocks STAT or risk being held in contempt of court.
I was working on some documents from a French lab the other day about testing drugs on mice and rats. I never knew they did such awful things to the poor creatures. Well I knew they did them, but not exactly what. So I guess its a general rodent thing?
And the best phrase of the day is "The Great Hamster of Alsace".
There are WILD hamsters?!?!?!
@punkahontas my thoughts exactly! but holy shit are those little guys cute.
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